The World Is Hot Enough

Bender:Oops, forgot to take off my ass.

Amy:Sorry I'm late. It took forever to take off all my clothes.

Hermes:That's not a business bikini.

Amy:Sun's out, buns out.

Professor Farnsworth:Hermes! You budgie-smuggling slacker.

Professor Farnsworth · Fry:As you may recall... -Nope.

Professor Farnsworth:According to my calendar, it is now... 'then.'

Professor Farnsworth:Like me, this cube is shrinking with age.

Amy:It's heartbreaking, like a summer sidewalk popsicle.

Amy · Bender:I could just eat them up. Hey, I was using that.

Bear Biologist:I know what I'm doing. I'm a bear biologist.

Bear Biologist:I used to be a whale biologist, but I got demoted to bear.

Bear Biologist:They're sitting ducks. Like those sitting ducks!

Bear Biologist:I hope you choke on those stupid ducks, you stupid whale!

Bender:And remove them from their natural habitat? Yeah, that'll teach 'em.

Bear Biologist · Bender:You think I might like weasels? I sure don't!

Fry:Here comes the wocket ship!

Leela:They're bears, Fry. They don't even know what a 'wocket ship' is.

Professor Farnsworth:My smart glasses overloaded!

Professor Farnsworth:Tong time has passed.

Scruffy:I already went.

Conference Attendee:It's been a thousand years! What are you, some kinda science guy?

Nixon:for the 1,030th consecutive year, no nation came close to meeting them!

Nixon:Because they're underwater. God rest their souls.

Nixon:Tragedy, human tragedy. But for the rest of us, the party goes on!

Protester:Feesee stinks!

Conference Attendee:That's just a bunch of numbers. Very bad numbers!

Dr. Banjo:Thank you, Madam, for that lovely introduction and the beautiful beachfront condo.

Dr. Banjo:Numbers can say anything, depending on who's paying you.

Dr. Banjo:Who's paying you, Professor? Big Earth?!

Professor Farnsworth:You're an orangutan from the tropical jungles of Borneo!

Mom's Representative:You just earned yourself a set of patio furniture.

Robot Devil:God made us mortal that we might leave this problem to future generations.

Bender:That's our children's problem. You tell 'em, Mother.

Professor Farnsworth:What do you call this, you orangu-dope?

Dr. Banjo:It's just a big bowl of number salad. Salad is for losers!

Professor Farnsworth:Or a cartoon that tries to make science 'funny'?

Dr. Banjo:Holy hell! Look how high and red it gets!

Professor Farnsworth:It's the same data with lipstick on it.

Dr. Banjo:Mama Banjo didn't raise any fools. Except my idiot brother, Mr. Fiddle

Crowd Member:Well, in that case, let's get lootin'!

Conference Attendee:I'm willing to listen to a man wearing polar bears as shoes.

Amy:I'm from Mars. Whatever.

Fry · Bender:Nobody cares about people. Most of us hate each other. Hallelujah!

Bear Biologist:Pigpig and Stupidface. I named them! Bear biologist.

Billy Joel:♪ We won't do it for our children ♪ ♪ So, let's do it for the bears ♪

Billy Joel:♪ We all hate our stupid families ♪ ♪ So, let's do it for the bears ♪

Billy Joel:It was impossible to hear me over the more talented singers.

Professor Farnsworth:It destroyed the city of Pompeii 3,000 years ago, so we know it packs a wallop.

Mayor McFormaggio:she exploded in 79 AD, like a microwave calzone, smothering our people in a rich ragu of ash

Mayor McFormaggio:who take-a selfies with-a the corpses

Hermes:We don't have time for a crystal-measurin' contest.

Professor Farnsworth · Nixon:Oh, we do plan to come back. If you say so.

Amy:It appears groovy, yet volatile.

Bender:Is this the end of Bender and whoever else is here?

Leela:Sorry, what? I can't hear you over the screaming.

Fry:And she never even got to tell me what she loves.

Fry:These jars really should have lids on them.

Fry:Before the news broadcast cut out, I was trying to tell you how much I love them.

Professor Farnsworth:Newspaper? Uh, like TV, but flatter.

Bender:And risk another Calculon song? No, thank you.

Professor Farnsworth:Ooh! Spicy!

Bear Biologist:Not with that gap on your resumé.

Fry:No. I taught them that.