Destroy Tall Monsters

Bender:You people make me sick! Hi, Bender. All happy and cozy.

Fry · Leela:We're just so different. / We're just so similar. What?!

Fry · Leela:We're like two bats in a belfry. No, we're not.

Bender:I'm takin' note of the exact moment I lost interest.

Leela:Me neither. We're so similar in that way.

Bender:That place sucks burps.

Bouncer:Sorry. You can't leave unless you know the password. Haw-haw!

Fry:Good thing those spikes retracted at the last second as far as I know.

Fry:Oh no, it's the Robot Devil! Can I get a Flaming Navel?

Leela:No, we have completely different tastes. I'll have, uh... the Flaming Navel.

Leela:It is? Then, uh, no umbrella for me.

Robot Devil:That'll be 10 more dollars for the same total amount of liquor!

Twin characters:Who, me? / Who, me? -I'm afraid not. / I'm afraid not.

Bender:I've always wanted to put the moves on a world-famous whatever she does, if anything.

Bender:Hey, baby. Is it hot in Hell... or is it just you?

Barbot:Is somebody talking words? I, I thought I heard, like, a word noise.

Bender:Many ladies say my noises are loud, but deadly.

Barbot:It sounds like a squ-wirrel or something. Someone throw it a hot wing.

Barbot:My neck joint doesn't tilt down that far.

Fry:No, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, wait. Short? Yes. I thought you said smart.

Bender:I thought I was one of the tallest guys in the world, and now it turns out I'm short?!

Bender · Professor:Don't you think I've thought of that?! -Yes. -Well, I didn't!

Professor:Statistically, short men earn 12% less and are 23% less respected.

Hermes:Cork it, stumpy! I'm docking your pay.

LaBarbara:You probably couldn't see it up on that not-very-high shelf.

Fry · Leela:Leela and I are exactly the same height. / Completely different heights.

Bender:I have had it up to... ...here!

Scruffy:Vertical stripes. Mm-hmm.

Amy:Dang! That's the tallest short guy I've ever seen.

Bubblegum · Bender:It's Wembanyama. / Wembanyoyo? / Eh.

Wembanyama · Bender:The true measure of a man is not his physical stature. Not when you're short, it ain't.

Wembanyama · Bender:People just assume you're great at basketball. Even if you are!

Wembanyama:Life up here is legit rough, my friend, but it's cool. Damn cool. And not that rough.

Bender:Oops, I forgot my IOUs. Will you accept an IOIOU?

Robot Devil:Have you heard of... health insurance?

Bender:It's a basic right of everyone in our society, except humans.

Robot Devil:Your copay is three cents, but I'll bill your insurance $27,000!

Bender:I feel stupid for askin'. These are D-roids, digital steroids.

Robot Devil:Side effects include dry, rusty eyes, droid rage, antenna shrinkage, loose or watery bricks, athlete's ass...

Robot Devil · Bender:Ask your devil if D-roids are right for you. Questions? Yeah. Are D-roids right for me?

Bender:Hey, I've always wanted to hit my head on a doorway, and now I can.

Bender:I'm 40% taller!

Bender:That's right. I'm slam dunkin'!

Bender:Woo! I'm not fittin' in an airplane seat!

Bender:Yeah! I'm givin' out awkward crotch hugs!

Woman:Taller, sure, but nothin' else about you changed.

Bender:Well, listen up, missy! I'll pick you up at eight!

Bender:Oop, wrong movie.

Bender:I think you've mistooken me for someone who knows vocabuloni.

Barbot · Bender:How do you spell that? Uh... B? No, wait. D? No, E.

Magazine headline · Amy:Hot plus tall equals sexy? Well, you can't argue with the math.

Fry · Barbot:Godzebo? Don't you mean Godzillow? They couldn't get the rights to Godzillow, so the writers invented an all-new and completely original monster named Godzebo!

Director:We can't. That was our last Tokyo.

News anchor:We interrupt this soup to bring you a special report. Brought to you by... soup! Your kids deserve it, after what they did.

Amy:And also, isn't it pronounced Calabasas?

Leela · Fry · Professor:You mean Godzebo? He means Godzillow. I mean Godzooka! The actual space dinosaur those fictional characters are based on.

Professor · Bender:We need to put a little distance between ourselves and-- What's up, guys? Don't forget to like and subscribe to--

Fry · Leela:Wow. Who woulda thought Bender's head was completely empty? I guess everyone.

Del Toro:Because it looks cool. Del Toro out.

Amy · Leela:Wait... wasn't Bender the bad guy? Oh, loosen up, Amy.

Bender:You're dead and I'm tall! Aw, man! The D-roids wore off! And yet the butt rash is permanent!

Bender:Confidence is for losers. What I have is overconfidence.

Barbot:I need you to change a light bulb.