The White Hole

Bender:It's me, Bender.

Bender:Cock-a-doodle-what-now?

Bender:Man, what the hell ruined The Cat's pitch-black moonless night?

News anchor/reporter:And let me add that it is not helping my hangover!

Professor Farnsworth:I know exactly what it is! / I know exactly what it does! / I know exactly why! Oh. No, wait, I don't.

Fry:Well, I think it's because it wants attention.

Unknown character:Ha, ha! Ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha! Huh... huh... huh...?

Leela:I think it means 'attention.'

Fry:Told ya!

Bender:Somethin' about my ass?

President of Earth:Look, I'm touched and flattered by the size of this pile

President of Earth:Um, no backsies, but I'm afraid this is one of those rare problems that can't be solved with bribery.

Bubblegum Tate:Bubblegum Tate!

Professor Farnsworth:Why, if I weren't so old, I'd cider your apples.

Bubblegum Tate:Mm-hmm. It's the Larry Bird of holes.

Professor Farnsworth · Bubblegum Tate:Was that a period or a comma? / Ellipses, dig?

Amy:Ooh, I hate her so much! That should have been me!

Bubblegum Tate:But not as long as the long-lasting taste of Charleston Chew!

Middle school girl:Gee whiz. By the ship's clock, we had been traveling for 80 years when it all went to hell.

Aged Girl:Our bodies withered and our lives wasted.

Bender:Ooh! Oh yeah. A little to the left.

Professor Farnsworth:Huh, according to those assulations

Bender:Aw. I'll take her wallet to remember her by.

News anchor:This Week in the Universe!

Scruffy:The stars called and Scruffy said, 'A-yup.'

Professor Farnsworth:we'll need to be frozen in carbonara

Amy:Ooh, I've never been frozen in that before.

Professor Farnsworth · Ship computer:I doubt there'll be any emergencies. / Emergency!

Hologram Professor:Welcome into existence, Scruffy Number One.

Scruffy Number One:Tell me somethin' I don't feel burnin' in my loins.

Scruffy Number One:Yeah. I'll get around to it after my break.

Hologram Professor:You don't get a break. You'll be dead in five minutes.

Scruffy Number One:Scruffy Number One leaves this world a little better than he found it.

Hologram Professor:Scruffy Number One left the lights on.

Fry Number One:It's been an honor.

Amy:It's hung up on the rim!

Amy:We're gonna need more cigarettes!

Bender replica:I'm a replicant. I don't take orders from a hologram.

Bender replica:I'll do it. For him.

Crew cheering:Go Bender! Go Bender, go Bender, go Bender, go Bender! Go Bender, go Bender. Go Bender... Go Bender. Go--

Amy:That is one dead hero.

Professor replica:My life's work is complete.

Scruffy Number Four:No infinite loops on Scruffy Number Four's watch.

Hermes replica:I can't believe I was brought into existence just to calculate mileage depreciation. But I'm glad I was!

Amy replica:That's it? My whole existence was just to open a can of sandwich?

Fry replica:Oh, quit complaining. I keep getting created just to cheer people up before they disintegrate. It works!

Professor hologram:It's a swarm of space salps. Living creatures attempting to feed on the ship!

Fry Number 27:I got printed by accident. Is it cool if I stand here and eat some yogurt?

Bender Number Three:And all thanks to me, Bender Number Three. I demand a raise!

Bender Number Three:I'm the greatest!

Fry Number 27:That's weird. Where's the yogurt? Oh, here it comes. What a cute little--

Zoidberg Number One · Hologram Professor:You don't care about me? Not even a little.

Zoidberg Number One:I didn't get a kit.

Zoidberg Number One:Such small portions.

Zoidberg replica:I've got a stomach and a mouth, what else does a guy need?

Zoidberg replica:That was 600 pounds of yogurt! No wonder I'm still hungry.

Zoidberg replica · Hermes replica:Right here. Where are you? Right here. Oops.

Zoidberg replica:Feh, too spicy.

Duplicate crew member:Wait, disposable?

Duplicate crew member:The Whuttle Wubble?

Fry duplicate:The hell with them! Why should they get all the credit after my Frycestors slaved and shirked for millions of years?!

Amy duplicate:Live fast and die old, that's what I always say.

Bender duplicate:Before such beauty, my ass weeps.

Original crew:We are? / I'm back, baby?

Leela · President:We have no idea what happened because we never even woke up. / Shut up and take your medals!