Murder On The Planet Express

Fry · Bender:(giggles) / (laughs) / What's so funny? / Eh, nothing. / Wait a minute.

Fry:Have you been using my toothbrush to polish your ass again?

Bender:I would never do something like that to a friend... Every single night while he's sleeping.

Fry · Store clerk:Who sent you?! Why are you dressed like fry? 'cause I'm fry. Oh! Fry, you old paranoid kook.

Store clerk:Films in every direction at once and stores the video on a remote 15-inch floppy disc.

Store clerk:Who said that?!

Hermes:You ate my lunch again, you tainted oyster!

Hermes:You ate my lunch again, you tainted oyster!

Bender:I didn't bend your golf club. And the next time I don't bend it, it'll be over your head.

Professor:All right, people... And other things

Amy:We gather here every day.

Bender:He's just jealous that my ass is shinier than his teeth.

Unknown criminal:Let's go, doc, chop him up. I got a rich customer needs that kidney, stat.

Bender:Don't try to change the subject.

Amy:That's the most uncomfortable sleeping bag I ever slept in.

Amy:What did the violence solve?

Zoidberg:I thought it was one of hermes' exotic lunches!

Amy:That's not an excuse. It's just an explanation of what happened.

Scruffy:No wonder my urine smells like a meal.

Professor:But first I have to see a man about some ground beef.

Amy:I hope you're happy!

Jackie Jr. · Fry:Who's she? I don't know.

Hitchhiker:Mm, just don't drop me off on an asteroid like the last guy did.

Professor:I thought we installed alien-proof air vents!

Scruffy:It's on my list.

Professor:That took longer than I expected.

Leela:It really could have come in handy, like, 50 times.

Professor:We'll be dead within an hour.

Professor:The name of the game is candy land.

Fry:I don't want you locking me out there like hal.

Bender:Well, you can take your lack of trust and jam it in your kidney hole.

Bender:Who needs teamwork when you got bender?

Hermes:If the creature kills me, I just hope it doesn't make me into a sandwich and leave it in the fridge where some crawfish can get at it.

Hermes:Jackie jr.'s skull is blocking the doodad.

Amy:Oh, it's just a chinchilla. What a cute little... (screeches)

Amy:Unless you posted it on facebook. Like the last secret I told you.

Amy:Lots of people wear a jockstrap thinking it's a thong.

Bender:Let's call ourselves frender.

Amy:Yay, lamey!

Hermes:This is a job for hermberg.

Bender:I guess I'll be dizzy and uncoordinated for the rest of my... Yeah, it's fixed!

Dan McMasters:There never was a creature. Surprise.

Fry:Aw, I couldn't let anything happen to something that shiny.

Scruffy:I weren't fooled. The real professor wun't never've...

Zoidberg:One of us must be the bad creature. Is it me maybe?

Zoidberg:Is it me maybe? (growling) aw. (creature reveals itself and eats Zoidberg)

Fry:I'm the monster.

Bender:All right, fine, you got me. I can't keep track of every little detail.

Fry:And sometimes at night, I unpolish it with sandpaper.

Dan McMasters:But he uses his shape-shifting for team-building, not evil.

Dan McMasters:Four percent increase in productivity minimum.

News anchor:Dan mcmasters was last seen two weeks ago and authorities are now calling his disappearance a homicide.

News anchor:Total immunity for the one who turns in the other plus a double reward of $2 million.