Stench And Stenchibility

Zoidberg:Just in time for the all-you-can-stand buffet at Chizzler.

Amy · Hermes:Ew! Hit it with a stick!

Zoidberg:There. My home's all clean except for one part, the inside.

Leela:Aww. I'm sure it's fine by the standards of a gross alien monster.

Bender:Nope. Step aside, people. I got bug bombs.

Bender:Not my problem. Fire in the hole!

Randy:You move like a young, roach-infested Gene Kelly.

Randy · Bender:If you don't enter, I'll just kill myself, okay? Okay. No. Wait.

Bender:At last, a chance to realize my brand-new dream of being the greatest tap dancer in all the world. Well, in a three-block radius. Of all time!

Zoidberg:I need something beautiful and cheap for a lady who is one of those things.

Zoidberg:Perfect! I'll take half a bouquet of daisies for $3.

Zoidberg:I'm gonna snip her off her feet!

Zoidberg:You're even more beautiful from a distance!

Zindy:It's like Comic-Con in a submarine!

Zoidberg:That's just my personal musk. You'll learn to love it. I know I did.

Zindy:Something's come up. It's vomit!

Marianne · Zoidberg:You are a living thing. Right? Uh-huh. Can I have a refund now?

Robber:This here's a bayonet. It's some kind of kooky half gun, half knife.

Robber:And no bag, please. I care about the environment.

Zoidberg:Don't you get it? I'm crazy!

Robber:That ain't legal. Ain't you heard of no Geneva Convention?

Marianne · Zoidberg:I like the way you hit! But I don't get it. Most women I've met can't even stand next to me without collapsing.

Zoidberg:Well, some of them didn't have legs.

Zoidberg:I'm smellier than a whorehouse's outhouse!

Zoidberg:The previous tenant was a very prominent raccoon.

Marianne:Too bad he got partially run over by that steamroller.

Zoidberg:Ouch! I forgot I was a giant crab!

Randy:After weeks of searching, I'm proud to introduce the five people willing to participate.

Greg:The extra clicking you'll hear is gonna be my hip.

Randy:She's always stealing them! Also, she has a serious heart condition.

Tonya:I'm six years old, and tap dancing is my favoritest thing, even if it's not good for my pacemaker.

Bender:That is one quality pacemaker.

Randy:Oh, there is no prize, Dorothy, unless you count the satisfaction of winning.

Bender:Out of my way, fatty! I'm practicing. Whoa!

Fry · Leela:She's not a hologram. Not a robot-slave. We give up.

Zoidberg · Amy:We had a wonderful night of love-making in my dumpster. Ew!

Zoidberg:And I, as a renowned ear, nose, and blowhole doctor, could do the operation!

Hermes:Listen to Orange Joe.

Bender:I'm gonna kick your ass, little girl.

Marianne:You can brew it into a tea if you like severe stomach cramps.

Zoidberg:It's like summer, with a dab of vanilla and honey, or maybe winter with some gravy on it.

Zoidberg:I've never known anyone who wanted to smell so badly,

Marianne:I want the biggest nose you can find!

Bender:So right before she dances, I'll sneak in and put rusty tacks in them. The harder she dances, the more she bleeds.

Bender:Once Tonya drops out due to blood loss, I kidnap her parents and make them watch while I cut off her hair with these hedge clippers.

Fry:I've looked into her eyes and seen her soul! She's a monster.

Tonya:The championship's mine, robot.

Amy:She'll be forever grateful from somewhere upwind.

Zoidberg:But you know what would really stink? If Marianne spent her whole life never knowing the beautiful scent of her own flowers.

Zoidberg:Here, patch yourself up with this medicinal wacky pack.

Zoidberg:There was an accident at the fencing academy. Touché.

Zoidberg:Smell you later.

Tonya:Break a leg, Bender. Oops! Looks like you already did.

Bender · Tonya:In another life, we could've been friends. No chance, garbage-can face.

Randy:It's time for some fancy-shmancy dancy.

Tonya:You know, the doctors say my heart doesn't work very good, but it feels good today, 'cause I got to dance and make people happy.

Bender:I never knew I could hate this much! She's a pig! I'm gonna tap-dance on her grave some day!

Randy:A cute little heart attack!

Dr. Cahill:I'm a doctor! and, yes, they're real.

Marianne:You smell just like I dreamed you would.

Marianne:I never learned a good smell from a bad smell, but I like the way you smell, because I like you.

Bender:In your dead face, little girl! I'm not even gonna wait to dance on your grave. I'm gonna dance on your corpse right now.

Tonya:I took a nappie!

Dr. Cahill:Bender's rhythmic chest compressions restarted her heart.

Tonya · Bender:Just 'cause you saved my life doesn't mean I won't beat you down again. Together, we shall rule the galaxy!

Zoidberg:Listen, I've got a new job, and, well, I'm going to have to dump you.

Marianne:I'd like that!