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Fry:Man, we sure used to try harder back then.

Balloon Artist:A cherished family keepsake for hours to come.

Balloon Artist:Five years of art school.

Balloon Artist:Ow!

Carnival Worker:Want a corn dog? Sure. Then your mom should have bought you one.

Carnival Announcer:The Mecha-Hexadecapus is about to flail erratically into action.

Fry:Poor Leela. I never even told her I loved her.

Bender · Fry:What! You told her, like, 140 times. Yeah, but she paid very little attention to me.

Bender:And in this moment, Leela's dead.

Paramedic · Fry:The good news is, we found your stuffed animal. What's the bad news? Your wife is dead. She wasn't my wife. Oh, then there is no bad news.

Fry:Seeing Leela fly off the Hexadecapus and crash through the moon dome and survive inside a stuffed animal by breathing a balloon was a dose of reality.

Bender:I'm kind of busy. ... Come in.

Bender:Uh-huh. Good talk. We're done here.

Bender:My little meatbags growing up.

Professor:You were outside the button ball, so you don't remember a thing I said.

Zoidberg:It fell off a man. The man got into a taxi, but the money did not.

Zoidberg · Bender:Friends, I found $10. You found some money? Show me.

Zoidberg:It fell off a chump.

Professor:Each time the button sends you back 10 seconds, it takes 10 seconds to recharge.

Professor:Hell, no. This button is for scientific use only.

Jeweler:Classy choice, chief. She'll crap her pants.

Restaurant Patron:I'll have what she's having.

Leela:Oh, my gosh. This is all so sudden after 13 years.

Janos:Strange things happen when the shadows lengthen.

Fry:I traveled a thousand years forward in time, but without Leela, I have no future.

Fry:Of course. My watch is fast because it kept running every time I hit the button.

Fry:I'm stuck in a loop. This isn't the moment I wanted to last forever.

Professor:We'd be shredded across the time-space continuum like human coleslaw.

Bender:Yum.

Bender:I wasn't gonna tell, because I don't like being helpful. But I do like ratting people out, so, it was Fry.

Bender:Hooray. I'm trapped in a tiny fun room with friends.

Fry:At least I have Leela's comforting scream to look forward to.

Amy:My boyfriend gave me a diamond

Professor:Cups!

Leela · Fry · Professor:But you killed the Professor. Yeah, but it worked. I died. I'm dead. I'm gonna die.

Bender:He sure has a lot of blood for a skinny guy.

Leela:You know those dreams where you're falling, and right before you hit the ground you wake up? Those are great.

Leela:Okay, I'm gonna run out there. Then, you guys form a human bus and crash into me at 40 miles an hour.

Leela:First, I'm gonna get back these earrings I loaned Amy three years ago.

Leela:I would marry you even if you weren't the last man on Earth.

Leela · Fry:Do I, Turanga Leela, take you, Philip J. Fry, to be my lawful wedded husband? Uh, yes? Absolutely.

Leela:If it keeps bugging us, we'll either kill it or adopt it.

Fry:And across those oceans.

Professor:Boy, did somebody hit you two with an old-and-ugly stick.

Fry:I guess it's good we didn't have children.

Professor:Lefty loosey, righty tighty

Fry · Professor:What? I could've fixed it that easily? You?