Cuteness Overlord

Picky:I'm not picky! / Ew, gross! You got egg white in my egg!

Mandy · Picky:These are kids' clothes, Mom! I'm not wearing these! / Me neither!

Amy:I don't get why my kids are so spoiled. We have tons of money, we give them everything they want, and still totally spoiled!

Amy:Hey, does the Orphanarium allow visitors? You know, so people can feel good about themselves, and also frighten their own children?

Zapp · Kif:Lieutenant Kroker! Report for emergency briefing. / Oh, thank God. I'll be back in a month!

Albert · Warden Vogel:Is this gonna be my new family? / No, Albert. These folks are here to provide useless, unskilled labor, not adopt you. / Oh, thank God.

Leela · Warden Vogel:Ah, so the little ones don't choke. / No, so there's enough to go around.

Bender · Warden Vogel:This soup smells delicious! Can I help serve and eat it, yum-yum? / You've gotta make it first. That's just tap water.

Bender:Mm, chunky.

Leela · Warden Vogel:Shall I take this putrid trash out? / That isn't trash. It's the donation bin. / Donors put their trash in it.

Warden Vogel:Two-thirds of a basketball for you, a clump of melted army men for you, three stuffed animals with tomato sauce for you, and a tricy-- uh, bicycle for you.

Warden Vogel · Albert:Albert, you get a cookie. / Yum!

Leela:That's Bandit. He gave me my first rabies.

Mandy · Picky:This is way nicer than my room at home! / Mine has too much furnitures. / And it's all so matchy-matchy.

Albert:You want me to kick her?

Bender · Kid:How'd that happen anyway? / Damien did it. With his brain.

Bender:My man, Damien!

Amy:I apologize, kids. That was just horrible! I'll buy you all ponies to make up for it.

Sally:The raccoon lick'ded some of the p'sghetti sauce off.

Sally · Mandy:Hi! My name is Bearinara! I like your ear! / I like your big empty forehead.

Sally:You're a little green froggy just like my daddy!

Amy · Mandy:Mandy! Stop kissing garbage! / But, we're having fun!

Zapp:You know, Kif, among certain females, I'm better known for my de-briefing.

Admirella · Kif:That's why I've been keeping it close to my chest. / Uh... / I-I should get a map like that for Amy.

Admirella · Zapp:Important means Earth, Lieutenant. / The very survival of Earth is at stake. / Pfft. Amphibios 9.

Picky:Are these domestic bath salts? What are we, bankrupt?

Shoppers:Hey! Grab. Hands off my kajigger! It's a present for my whatsit! / Your whatsit's too old to play with kajiggers.

Amy · Store Employee:People collect these things? / Oh God, yes. From the moment I nabbed my first one, I was like... ♪ Gotta collect 'em all! ♪

Amy · Store Employee:There! I collected 'em all. / Oh, honey, that's not even close to 'em all. You've got, like, 195 to go.

News reporter:...much like Bitcoin or tulips.

Professor · Bender:Since baby mammals have relatively large eyes at birth, we evolved to find that cute, so we'd care for our offspring instead of strangling them. / Clever little bastards.

Professor · Others:The pinprick pupils are ugly and off-putting. / Turn it off! Turn it off!

Professor · Amy:Our desire to obtain them is beyond our control. / I don't know if it's literally beyond our-- / A CuddleFish is up for auction!

Amy:Just sneak in and pretend to be orphans till I get back! Go, go, go!

Amy · Auctioneer:All the money in my children's college funds! / Madam, that bid is more than makes any sense.

Auctioneer:We have More Than Makes Any Sense, More Than Makes Any Sense. Do I hear More Than Makes Any Sense and a Half?

Auctioneer · Mom:Do I hear Girl, Are You Kidding Me Right Now? / You only live once, Mother. Although it's been a very long once.

Hermes:And instead of reading 'Cashew CuddleFish,' the tag reads, 'Knockoff Phonyfish.'

Amy:Maybe they don't exist! Maybe it's all just some kinda sick, fuzzy-wuzzy game!

Kids:That stain looks like a moldy bunny. / That one looks like a cockaroach! Oh, it ran away.

Amy · Sally:That one is so dirty. Wouldn't you rather have some nice clean ones? / No, I like my dirty one better. It matches me.

Zapp · Kif:I have a weird feeling about this, Kif. / Set tension level to maximum.

Kif:It's as if they had their very lives cuddled out of them!

Scruffy:They just made a harmless delivery and stole some stuff. Nothing illegal about that.

Kif · Scruffy:Any alien invaders around here? / Uh-oh. The fuzz!

Professor · Leela · Amy:My God! What? What's in there? / Little plastic beads! Or beans! / What did you expect? It's a beanbag.

Professor · Amy · Bender:Whoa, this is no bean. It's alive! / Aren't beans alive? / Cork it, nerd!

Professor · Zapp:The entire organism is filled with spores! It's essentially just one big reproductive organ. / Much like certain humans, eh, Leela?

Amy:♪ I got it, I got it! The rarest in the world! By ripping off a little orphan girl! ♪ / I'm a terrible person.

Professor · Amy:This is an invasion where we're buying the invaders and bringing them into our homes! / Like my black mold Chia Pet?

Sally:It's special to me, 'cause it's the first time a mommy ever gived me a present.

Bender · Leela:I can't do it. It's too adorable! / Don't be ridiculous. Give it to me. / Oh! Dammit! The cuteness is too much, even for me! And I believe Bambi's mother deserved it!

Leela:Ah! Those tiny pinprick pupils!

Amy:Nobody gets to hug Kif to death but me!

Amy:Wrong! Because to a mother, the cutest thing in the universe is her own child.

Professor · Amy:The Alpha Funbag is dead? How on earth did you do it?! / Cute recognize cute.

Amy:They may be lousy toys, but they're a great investment. / And I collected 'em all!

All:♪ Gotta collect 'em, gotta collect 'em, Gotta collect 'em all! ♪