The crew investigates whether the universe is a simulation.
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Wins Above Replacement
“All The Way Down” ranks #84 of 170 Futurama episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 78.0 — Elite. The episode packs 43 scored jokes at 2.7 per minute, averaging 6.9 on craft and 6.7 on impact, with Zoidberg landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Professor: Not surprising enough.
Bender: Thanks to Dr. Scissorhands, I wet myself every time I laugh. It's not funny! Well, I guess it is kind of funny. Uh-oh.
Professor: Your mistake is being humans.
Professor Deadpan/Understatement Character Comedy Zoidberg: Wait. I say, 'Yes,' and you say, 'I couldn't limbo before.' You ruined the joke, Hermes.
Zoidberg Meta/Self-Referential Awkward Silence ★ Rewatch Zoidberg: Yeah, but did you ever play Jenga? Sometimes you pull one and...
All Jokes — 43 analyzed
Show all ↓ Hide ↑ Mom: Shoot anyone who doesn't obey hard enough.
Mom Dark/Subversive Character Comedy Mom: Stop gaining knowledge, Hubert.
Mom Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm Zoidberg: It's not a duffel bag. It's my apartment!
Zoidberg Character Comedy Visual Gag ★ Rewatch Mom: You need an alien hacked to pieces, he's the best there is... in the budget category.
Mom Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Mom: There's nothing unethical about covert biological weapons research. I said relax!
Mom Irony/Sarcasm Escalation Fry: So my efforts to establish diplomatic relations with the Cactus People were doomed from the start.
Fry Absurdist Character Comedy Zoidberg: So you're in pain and have a bunch of needles? I prescribe acupuncture. Let's begin.
Fry: Blood?! I mean... blood. Put it back in me!
Fry Escalation Physical/Slapstick Zoidberg: He's developed Simpson's Jaundice. Ay carumba.
Zoidberg Wordplay/Pun Meta/Self-Referential ★ Rewatch Amy: And I can't even find my own uterus.
Amy Character Comedy Dark/Subversive Leela: You just had to stop cutting my spine when I yelled 'Stop, you're cutting my spine!'
Leela Irony/Sarcasm Escalation Fry: My body rejected your liver, and now I've got Garfield Syndrome. Oh, I hate Mondays.
Zoidberg: Wait. I say, 'Yes,' and you say, 'I couldn't limbo before.' You ruined the joke, Hermes.
Zoidberg Meta/Self-Referential Awkward Silence ★ Rewatch Fry: My jaundice has progressed to Muppet Gangrene! It's not easy being gangrenous.
Fry Wordplay/Pun Escalation Zoidberg: Yeah, but did you ever play Jenga? Sometimes you pull one and...
Zoidberg: What started out as a pleasant afternoon of drugs and surgery has not gone as planned.
Zoidberg Deadpan/Understatement Character Comedy Pilot: Might I suggest you jump out the door and poop yourselves?
Pilot Dark/Subversive Character Comedy Professor: That's funny, like a crazy old man. But you know what's not funny? Deadly Tritonian hypermalaria.
Soldier · Other Soldier: Wow, he must've been a total Zoidberg. It was Zoidberg.
Doctor: Not you, though. You'll make a complete recovery and go on to marry a supermodel!
Soldier: What?! Supermodel!
Soldier Callback Character Comedy Callback Professor: Your mistake is being humans.
Professor Deadpan/Understatement Character Comedy Professor · Scruffy: No, if I'm going to fire anyone, it'll be Scruffy. You can't do that! Over my dead body!
Bender: Thanks to Dr. Scissorhands, I wet myself every time I laugh. It's not funny! Well, I guess it is kind of funny. Uh-oh.
Professor: Long ago, Zoidberg and I entered into a secret arrangement relating to certain extraordinary events too horrible to reveal. So there's nothing to be curious about.
Zoidberg: Never! Zoidberg doesn't abandon a friend, apparently.
Zoidberg Character Comedy Deadpan/Understatement Zoidberg: Crunch all you want. I'll make more.
Leela · Professor: We don't know why the Professor keeps you around here, and we don't care. You're a terrible doctor! Nobody wants to see you ever again! Dr. Zoidberg! I want to see you right now!
Bender: I lost my virginity... during the film, so I'm... a little fuzzy on the details.
Bender Character Comedy Awkward Silence Zoidberg · Professor: Is this one of those 'no means yes' deals? Yes and no.
Professor: So you must murder me completely by surprise.
Professor: Not surprising enough.
Zoidberg: I was only trying to kill the Professor.
Professor: Great Little Caesar's ghost.
Leela: Oh, no, he sand-crabbed out.
Leela Character Comedy Visual Gag Mom Character Comedy Dark/Subversive Amy: Also, the salad's ready.
Amy Deadpan/Understatement Zoidberg: He doesn't have hypermalaria, you idiots. He has yeti-ism.
Zoidberg: Don't lecture me about alien physiology, Conrad.
Amy: My God, he's like some kind of believable Hulk.
Zoidberg: I'll be damned, it did make him a double-yeti.
Zoidberg: I was going to tan... once
Zoidberg Character Comedy Deadpan/Understatement Callback