The crew members are reborn as toys.
WAR
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Wins Above Replacement
“The Prince And The Product” ranks #71 of 170 Futurama episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 78.9 — Elite. The episode packs 69 scored jokes at 4.1 per minute, averaging 6.8 on craft and 6.6 on impact, with Bender landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Fry: I'm going to keep this egg safe and warm and secure until it hatches out into the world. And then I'm going to eat it.
Fry Misdirection Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Leela · Zoidberg: It means it will hatch into a tiny, little, infant creature unless we cook it first. Hey, Leela, hurry up with those scrambled infants.
Professor · Bender: A single bone vampire, left alone with some quiet music and some bone vampire porn, could produce dozens of deadly offspring. That lucky bastard.
Bender: I'm standing in a pool of my own feet.
Bender Visual Gag Deadpan/Understatement ★ Rewatch Bender: My dad always said you could tell a lot about a man by the rigidity of his shins.
Bender Callback Absurdist ★ Rewatch Callback All Jokes — 69 analyzed
Show all ↓ Hide ↑ Bender · Leela: I'll use that free app that tells what restaurants you're near. You mean the window? Yes.
Lrrr: I am lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8! I demand extra dipping sauce! How many? I don't know. Two?
Lrrr Character Comedy Escalation Fast food worker: Welcome to Fishy Joe's. Today is Stroganoff Thursday. We are currently out of the following menu items. Stroganoff.
Customer · Fast food worker: I'll have the Stroganoff. Okay.
Bender · Fast food worker: Give me the fried spaghetti-dinner breakfast pocket for lunch, and a big bucket of mixed sodas. One kids' meal. Got it.
Amy · Fast food worker: Buggalo tots? What exactly are those made out of? You got a warrant?
Leela · Fast food worker: How about the gardener-lover's salad? What kind of cheese filling you want in that? Just give me the fruit cup. What kind of cheese filling you want in that?
Leela: Fruit is spelled f-r-o-o-t. And it's got quotation marks around it.
Leela Observational Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Fry Physical/Slapstick Deadpan/Understatement Fry: I'm fine. Oh! I got a bone in my fruit!
Fry: Aw, mom, do we have to?
Fry Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm Zoidberg: You think that's healthy, try this. I found it growing at the bottom of my hamper. Mmm, so fresh and musty. It's what I do.
Zoidberg Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Zoidberg: Mmm, so fresh and musty. It's what I do.
Zoidberg Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Amy · Farmer: That's the kind of sap I like. You the kind of sap I like. I'm scare-roused.
Amy Farmer Wordplay/Pun Setup/Punchline ★ Rewatch Bender: Listen, pal, I'm looking for a versatile smoke, one that's equally good in a crowded elevator or an audience with the pope.
Bender Character Comedy Escalation ★ Rewatch Tobacco farmer: Smoke one of these, and God himself will ask to be seated far away from you.
Amy · Egg farmer: I'll bet you run your own hatchery, just you and your wife... Matilda. No, ma'am. Matilda and I gather them eggs in the forest. And Matilda's really more of a mongoose than a wife.
Amy · Egg farmer: You're a lucky man. But are they way more expensive than regular eggs? Way more. Ooh! I'll take a dozen.
Hermes · Bender: Leela blackmailed us all into eating healthy, organic food. Blackmail? What does she have on you? As long as we eat her filthy scrambled eggs, you'll never find out.
Leela · Zoidberg: It means it will hatch into a tiny, little, infant creature unless we cook it first. Hey, Leela, hurry up with those scrambled infants.
Zoidberg: What are you, my driver's license?
Zoidberg Setup/Punchline Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Fry: I'm going to keep this egg safe and warm and secure until it hatches out into the world. And then I'm going to eat it.
Fry Misdirection Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Bender: I'm considering buying a yacht to house my thoroughbreds. How do you expect me to do that without smoking a cigar? That's what I'm gonna call the yacht.
Bender Misdirection Character Comedy Zoidberg: Leggo my eggo, crabbo!
Fry: I was, but you can't sit on something for a week without falling in love with it.
Fry Observational Character Comedy Fry: A chance to blossom into a beautiful young man, like I did as a baby.
Fry Character Comedy Absurdist Bender: I was gonna go yachting in those feet!
Bender Absurdist Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Bender: Relax, you babies. It's no different from stomping a puppy.
Bender Dark/Subversive Character Comedy Bender: I'm standing in a pool of my own feet.
Bender Visual Gag Deadpan/Understatement ★ Rewatch Amy · Fry: Kill it before someone names it! No! Mr. Peppy just wants to be our friend.
Amy Fry Setup/Punchline ★ Rewatch Amy: That's what we said about Zoidberg, and look where that got us.
Amy Callback Character Comedy Callback Taxi Driver: Where to, adulterers?
Calculon: It takes more than that to surprise me... Bender.
Fry · Bender: What you doing, little buddy? Uh, yeah, Uncle Bender-- he's your friend.
Fry: Dumb jerk. Come on, get the ball.
Fry Character Comedy Visual Gag Hermes: Sweet freak of Mozambique, that thing's colossal!
Hermes Character Comedy Wordplay/Pun Amy · Professor · Amy: How big does one of those things get? Well, that depends on what one of those things is. That seems like a fact worth knowing.
Professor: It kills its prey by sucking out the skeleton, leaving nothing but a puddle of flesh.
Professor: Hence, the Latin name Bonus Vampirus, or as you non-catholics would say, the Bone Vampire.
Professor Wordplay/Pun Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Professor · Bender: A single bone vampire, left alone with some quiet music and some bone vampire porn, could produce dozens of deadly offspring. That lucky bastard.
Professor: Poor, ignorant Leela. The bone vampire is now extinct on its home planet.
Leela · Bender: Its brain is the size of a walnut. So are walnuts, and they're delicious.
Fry: Thanks, Leela, he just needed a little extra push.
Fry Deadpan/Understatement Physical/Slapstick Bender: My tanqueraydar is going crazy.
Bender Wordplay/Pun Character Comedy Bender: Thought you could get away from me, huh? You lose again, you stupid intoxicant.
Bender Character Comedy Absurdist ★ Rewatch Alien villager: Airwhilka maur fleegle bingo drooper snrk!
Leela Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm Angus: A small aquarium of whiskey for the busty lass.
Angus Escalation Character Comedy Bartender: A small aquarium of whiskey for the busty lass.
Angus: Maczongo. Angus Maczongo. Major Angus Maczongo. Handsome Major Angus Maczongo, Esquire.
Angus Escalation Character Comedy Scottish villager: Oh, aye, 'tis a Bonnie time to be an ignorant villager.
Villager: We're all named Angus.
Villager Absurdist Setup/Punchline ★ Rewatch Angus: The last time I hesitated, a bone vampire snicked out me left shin.
Angus Character Comedy Wordplay/Pun Bender: My dad always said you could tell a lot about a man by the rigidity of his shins.
Bender Callback Absurdist ★ Rewatch Callback Alien villager: Lang a muir a Gryffindor- Slytherin hufflepuff!
Fry: He would not, could not to a sheep.
Fry Wordplay/Pun Meta/Self-Referential Leela: Quick, count my bones. There should be 205.
Leela Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Fry: I know, and as much as I love Mr. Peppy, I love Leela more. He has to be... Put down.
Zoidberg: I hope you'll consider donating the body to science dinner.
Leela · Bender: Don't worry, I left a trail of bread crumbs. And I left a trail of cigars.
Fry: I'll think of you whenever I sit on something round.
Angus: The bloody idiot bloody shot me. I'm all bloody bloody!
Angus Wordplay/Pun Escalation Leela: Jinkies, he Scooby-Dooed us.
Leela Meta/Self-Referential Setup/Punchline Fry · Leela: Mr. Peppy, bullets make you talk? That's not Mr. Peppy.
Angus: I work there as a greeter.
Angus Setup/Punchline Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Callback Angus: Us greeters don't get a lot of action.
Angus Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Fry: I told you Mr. Peppy's a lover, not a fighter, like Dwayne 'The Rock' 'The Tooth Fairy' Johnson.
Fry Setup/Punchline Meta/Self-Referential Leela: So apparently Major Maczongo and Mr. Peppy were each doing about half the sheep-killing.
Leela Deadpan/Understatement Observational Fast food worker · Bender: What kind of cheese filling you want in that? All kinds.