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Fry:I was trying to tilt my seat back, and instead, the ship went into catastrophe mode.

Professor:Hellballs! The wires are all crossed!

Professor:More hellballs!

Unknown alien:Do you hear something? Sounds like a screaming coming across the sky.

Unknown alien:Should we check for survivors? After a crash like that? What's the point?

Fry:Thank God the can opener had the presence of mind to cut an escape hole. It's a hero!

Bender:I coulda bent us an escape hole. But did anybody ask Bender? No!

Amy · Professor:Are you alright? No, I'm not alright! I was talking to the can opener.

Bender:Hello? Gaping head wound!

Professor:They're pretty stupid, though.

Amy · Professor:I'd hate to be here at night. It is night. Then I hate being here!

Professor · Everyone:Did I ever tell you about all the different lengths of wire I used? Yes!

Leela:Honestly, some of those three-part adventures were kinda sloppy.

Professor:Nothing lasts forever. Except me, apparently.

Bender:Alternate realities can bite my shiny metal ass!

Leela · Bender:Show some ass respect! Hiya! Ha, ha! You missed! Hiya! Oof! Not in that reality.

Zapp · Kif:Come on, Kif. [sighs] Don't rock the boat, baby.

Zapp:Thank you. Check out our SoundCloud.

Bender:You're what stained it!

Bender · Fry:How can you meatbags get so weepy about a ship? It's just a hunk of tin! You're 40% tin!

Bender:Bender don't look back! 'Cause his neck joint don't turn that way! Ooh, snap!

Hermes · Leela:How should I know? You're his mother. [beeping] Oops, sorry. I meant 15 seconds.

Scruffy:So, uh... this graveyard need a janitor?

Zoidberg:His pulse is steady as an abalone!

Leela · Fry:I used to date a different guy named Fry. Then, how come I've never seen it? It's in a very out-of-the-way spot.

Fry:Bender, life can go in a lot of directions. Up, left, community college, but I know exactly which direction I want mine to go.

Bender:When I said someone's all duded up, I meant me. Check out the Rolex. I bent it off a guy I know.

Janös:Leela? Bluh! My gosh. This is incredible! I feel like I died and went to here.

Janös:Their souls linger long after the champagne has been drunk...

Janös:It is a curse of my kind to remember everything.

Leela:Oh, you're having an Avatar?

Janös:You know, he'd be a lot easier to handle if he had less blood. Just saying.

Zoidberg:Well, your head seems normal, aside from that weird face on the front.

Zoidberg:No! You're a terrible patient!

Fry:Déjà vu? I feel like I've heard of that before. No, wait. I'm thinking of De La Soul.

Professor:The feeling you are experiencing something that's already happened? That's all the symptoms.

Professor · New Ship:I hired the world's greatest voice actor, Tress LaMarche! Hi, there.

Professor:All the latest lengths!

Professor:That's where you're not happy, Bender. The one thing I saved from the old ship was the can opener!

Bender · Professor:What?! Where's my sleeping quarters?! You don't need any! This ship is so fast, you won't have time to rest. That's just a perk for heroes.

Bender:You think they'll try me as an adult?

Bender:Bender One-Hand! Or Bender No-Watch!

Bender · Leela:Oh, yeah? [shoots can opener] You shot a guy who only had a sword?! What? I saw it in a movie. It was hilarious.

Bender:I'm like Superman without Lex Luthor! Aquaman without that big old shrimp!

Bender:I shall go on without them in tribute to a worthy foe who met his match in Bender One-Hand.

Amy:Sometimes, I think I can control the weather. [giggles]

New Ship:You know, I can hear everything you're saying.

New Ship:You know, I can hear everything you're saying.

Zapp:Well, Linda, sensors have detected a phantom vessel in this quadrant, but it's invisible to the nude eye.

Leela · Bender:Come on, Bender. - Ah-ah-ah. [sighs] Bender One-Hand.

Leela:Spare me the whatever that was.

Leela:Spare me the whatever that was.

Kif:Being invisible doesn't-- Oh jeez.

New Ship:But it's dark in there, and full of dead spaceships!

New Ship · Professor:But it's dark in there, and full of dead spaceships! I said go!

New Ship:There are 38,651 other rational explanations.

Leela · New Ship:Uh... Here, Bender. Sit in the captain's chair. [New Ship]: Butt warmer destroyed.

Fry:It's the classic Jerry Lewis mistake.

Zapp:It's the classic Jerry Lewis mistake.

Zapp:Do you, Fry, a delivery boy, for God's sake, take Leela to be your wife?

Zapp:And do you, Leela, who deserves better, take Fry to be... and I mean a lot better... to be your husband?

Zapp:If anyone knows any reason why these two should not be wedded... doesn't have to be a good reason...

Bender:If two of the three of us have to get married, I'm glad it's them.

Fry:I'm blowing up enemies with friends!

Leela:Whoa! We look awful but happy.