The Gang Misses the Boat

Dennis:Well, don't blame me. It took Dee a goddamn hour to get dressed like a man.

Charlie:Captain Barnacle. It's a great new character I'm working on. Argh!

Charlie:Well, we kind of soaked them in alcohol and you suck the alcohol off of them.

Charlie:I ate mine.

Dennis:Look, guys, this car was built for this, okay? It's got air intake valves. This is precision British land-to-sea craftsmanship at work.

Dennis:I'm a chauffeur to a bunch of worm-sucking idiots!

Mac:I used to be a party boy who banged chicks all the time. You guys remember?

Dennis:I mean, what, what if I said I wanted to become a man cheetah right now, what would you do?

Frank:I'd go get the spots.

Mac:He's got spots!

Dennis:I'm storming out!

Mac:What? Don't copy me! I'm the one who's angry. Goddamn it! You don't storm out on me. I storm out on you. I'm the one who storms out!

Dennis:So, I'm not gonna storm out, but I am gonna leave. I'm gonna... leave casually.

Dennis:Like, I kind of feel compelled to call you a bird right now and throw my glass of water in your face.

Dee:Pretend that I had to go to the bathroom and then I was gonna sneak out the window

Dennis:Uh, let's see. I'd like to order my food in a German accent.

Dennis:I put all these expectations on myself to be funny all the time. But that's not fair. It's too much pressure for me.

Dee:Yeah, right. No, I don't think anyone expects that at all.

Dee:I think I want to get the beak on the side? Frank's always making me eat it first and frankly I'd rather it last if I'm gonna have to eat it all...

Dennis:Ja, vell, uh, I vould like ze... I'm sorry. I would like a chicken sandwich, please.

Dee:Beak!

Dennis:No! / No.

Dennis:This is not just a car. This is a lifestyle. This is an Eddie Bauer edition. Tortoise-shell interior, super-charged twin cam, European luxury sports utility vehicle, my friend.

Dennis:I used it to traverse the plains the Serengeti of my life.

Bob:I'm sorry. Are you talking about the car in the river?

Dennis:Yeah. Well, it's an amphibious exploring vehicle, so...

Dennis:No, no! What fun would that be, right? That's not my job. That's your job. I don't want to take that from you. You're gonna love it.

Mac:Hey, I'm Mac, former party boy. Looking to get back into the party-boy scene. You want me to milk your adrenal gland? You'll go berserk.

Mac:Beat it, Frank. You're acting like it's 2006.

Charlie:That's crazy. Black people don't do stuff that's not cool.

Charlie:Arrogance, vanity-- all over. He's underwater, like a Range Rover.

Dennis:Zeus, poops and shoes? Guys, you suck at Def Poetry.

Mac:No, no, she's called Dusty because she's really into angel dust.

Dusty:I am super into angel dust.

Frank:Does she have a dick?

Mac:Oh, well, the last few years, I've been settling for fives, you know, and I've been giving you the tens, okay? But then I realized, you know what, I can be a ten guy, too.

Dennis:Anger... bubbling like a pot. Gettin' hot. Gonna explode like a bomb in a toad.

Frank:There's a Jew trying to buy us out of everything. You want to get him back?

Frank:You're Charlie. / No, you're too tall. / By any chance, do you have homosexual tendencies? You could be Dee, but you're smaller. You got a better body, I think.

Our thinking: Clear. Our rhymes: No fear. Our words, our passion that flows like beer. Misery! Chains. Thunder. Rain. We're chasing the dragon. We're chasing our pain.

Frank:Yeah. These are all underage kids-- tweens and such. I never got to do that scheme.

Bob:Starter car.

Dennis:Starter car?! I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crossing of a thousand waves! Begone, vile man! Begone from me! A starter car?! This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The golden god! I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!

Buyer:Good starter car.

Dennis:Starter car.

Dennis:Have you been pretending to bang this chick the entire time?

Mac:No.

Dusty:He can't even get it up with me.

Dusty:He can't even get it up with me.

Dusty:Can I get my angel dust now?