While paying off their debt to the mob, Charlie and Dee try to find a way to make fake cocaine in order to fool them, while Dennis ranks in thousands of dollars being pimped out at the local country club. Mac realizes his position as a mob informant isn't being utilized to its full potential.
WAR
51.6
Wins Above Replacement
“The Gang Gets Whacked (2)” ranks #95 of 177 It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 78.4 — Elite. The episode packs 57 scored jokes at 2.0 per minute, averaging 7.0 on craft and 6.8 on impact, with Mac landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Cricket: They broke my legs but they didn't break my spirit / But I don't feel no pain 'cause I found more cocaine
Cricket Character Comedy Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Mobster: Every time you talk, you weaken the nation. Shut up.
Mobster Deadpan/Understatement Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Mac · Frank: Frank, he cannot bang this woman. It's the mob boss's wife. What do you think she's gonna do... call her husband and say she's banging a whore?
Mac Frank Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Dee · Charlie: Who's Peter Nincompoop? I rode it here. What do you think?
Dee Charlie Absurdist Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Callback Mac: I'd like to go on record saying I don't like Pussy Hands. But Cougar Hands would be good.
Mac Character Comedy Escalation ★ Rewatch All Jokes — 57 analyzed
Show all ↓ Hide ↑ Charlie: Well, then I guess cocaine is weightless, all right? I'm gonna file that up here actually.
Charlie Absurdist Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Mac · Charlie: What are you, a cat? Use a towel. My mouth's right here.
Mac: We have to be very careful, considering our past addictions to glue and crack.
Mac Character Comedy Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Callback Charlie: Every ho needs his pimp.
Charlie Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Mac: Waltz into a board meeting, slap your drugs down on the conference table... and be, like, 'Hey, you guys wanna buy drugs? We're drug dealers.'
Mac Absurdist Observational ★ Rewatch Mac: It's a rich person's drug. There's no danger involved. It's, like, stockbrokers and high-powered business executives.
Mac Character Comedy Absurdist ★ Rewatch Dennis · Frank: I am not a prostitute. I am providing... Let me handle this. Dennis is providing a very important service to lonely people in need.
Frank · Dennis: Oh, no beer. Too many calories. Yep. It's all about keeping this body fit. Mm-hmm. Ehheh. I'll get you a nice vodka tonic.
Mobster: Every time you talk, you weaken the nation. Shut up.
Mobster Deadpan/Understatement Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Mac: It's, like, the perfect mix of comfort and wind resistance. They make that In men's?
Mac Character Comedy Observational Mac: I'm so hard that people are scared of me. And they should be, 'cause I'll explode all over them.
Mac Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Mobsters · Mac: That's right. Hands like a cat. You know what? I think someone just earned themselves a nickname. From now on, you'll be known as Pussy Hands.
Mac: I'd like to go on record saying I don't like Pussy Hands. But Cougar Hands would be good.
Mac Character Comedy Escalation ★ Rewatch Callback Mac: I'd like to go on record saying I don't like Pussy Hands. But Cougar Hands would be good.
Mac Character Comedy Escalation ★ Rewatch Mac · Mobster: How about Jaguar Hands? Nah. Leopard Hands? Nah. Panther Hands. Nah.
Mobster: Go get your saucer of milk, honey. He does have gorgeous hands though.
Mobster Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Charlie: I'm pretty sure those jockeys are raping that horse. They're raping the shit out of it.
Charlie Dark/Subversive Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Charlie · Dee: Rub it all over your gums, Dee. All over your gums. It's like my mouth is no longer a part of my head.
Charlie: A little dip into our Bolivian marching powder, then we're back on the street.
Charlie Character Comedy Wordplay/Pun Charlie · Dee: Rickety Cricket! That's Rickety Cricket! Rickety! Rickety Cricket! Rickety!
Charlie Dee Character Comedy Reaction Beat ★ Rewatch Callback Cricket · Dee: Ever since you convinced me to abandon the church... my life has been in a bit of a tailspin. That doesn't ring a bell.
Cricket Dee Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Callback Charlie · Dee: We would do it, but we're not street urchins. Yeah, man. Yeah. Know what I mean? But you. They would buy drugs from a street urchin like yourself.
Charlie Dee Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Dee: I guess Charlie and I didn't see you sitting atop your homeless ivory tower.
Dee Irony/Sarcasm Wordplay/Pun ★ Rewatch Frank · Dennis: Every pimp has a chalice. This one is the shit. You spend a shitload of money on a chalice you're just gonna eat cereal out of...
Mac: You spend a shitload of money on a chalice you're just gonna eat cereal out of... but you won't bail us out by paying the mob?
Mac Irony/Sarcasm Escalation Frank · Dennis: Sixty-eight tops. That's still extremely old. Well, I'm not kissing that.
Dennis: This time, nothing with the ass. That got really weird last time.
Dennis Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Charlie: Hypothetically speaking here... do you think you could teach a horse to sit on a barstool and drink beer?
Charlie Absurdist Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Callback Cricket: Look at this place. It's exactly as I imagined it would be. Hey, is there a dream catcher above your bed?
Cricket Observational Character Comedy Charlie · Dee: This is more money than we make at the bar. I have never seen this much money in one spot.
Charlie · Mac · Cricket: I can get a horse. You're not gonna get a horse, Charlie. We can have some coke then. She likes Swiss! I knew it! I pictured Swiss.
Dee: We say things all day. We say words all the time. We said so many things.
Dee Character Comedy Deadpan/Understatement ★ Rewatch Frank: No more dinners. We're going straight to bangin' from now on.
Frank Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Dennis · Frank: It says right here... 'No Rules.' Don't be so uptight.
Frank: I'm gonna get you out of this. It's you and me against the world. You're my one and only. You gotta do right by me, okay?
Frank Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Charlie: Is it any crazier than having a dog that bites or sheds? Or a cat that poops in a box while it's biting you?
Charlie Absurdist Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Cricket: I'm writing a musical. It's about life on the streets. Archangel has to live on the streets and fight crime.
Cricket Absurdist Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Dee · Charlie · Cricket: You 'sold' our drug money on two garbage cans? These are trash cans, Cricket! These are trash cans? Then why do they sound like this?
Mac: I don't think I'm being properly utilized within the organization.
Mac Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm Callback Mac: There's gotta be a union boss I can put the squeeze on. Or a truck I can hijack, right?
Mac Character Comedy Absurdist ★ Rewatch Mac: There's gotta be a union boss I can put the squeeze on. Or a truck I can hijack, right?
Mac Character Comedy Absurdist Mac · Don Sal: You mean, like, rub her out? No. Oh. You want me to bang her? I'm sorry. No! What the hell is wrong with you?
Mac: You mean, like, rub her out? No. Oh. You want me to bang her?
Mac Character Comedy Misdirection ★ Rewatch Mac: Frank, he cannot bang this woman. It's the mob boss's wife.
Mac Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Mac · Frank: Frank, he cannot bang this woman. It's the mob boss's wife. What do you think she's gonna do... call her husband and say she's banging a whore?
Mac Frank Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Mac: Me? Oh, no. I would never sleep with you. You're gross.
Mac Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Mac: Me? Oh, no. I would never sleep with you. You're gross.
Mac Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Dee · Charlie: Who's Peter Nincompoop? I rode it here. What do you think?
Dee Charlie Absurdist Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Callback Charlie: How did that get here? I rode it here. What do you think?
Charlie Visual Gag Escalation ★ Rewatch Callback Charlie: Go, Peter Nincompoop! I love you, Peter Nincompoop.
Charlie Character Comedy Absurdist ★ Rewatch Callback Charlie: Go, Peter Nincompoop! I love you, Peter Nincompoop.
Charlie Character Comedy Escalation Callback Charlie · Mac: And when I ask for a light, we come out blastin'! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! No! No! We are not gonna come out blasting!
Mac · Mac · Frank: Where'd you get the money? I sold Frank's pimp chalice. What? That's right, you son of a bitch.
Charlie: You guys, you gotta make it sexy... hips and nips. Otherwise, I'm not eatin'.
Charlie Absurdist Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Cricket: I did it! And I made It so sexy! Look at this. I've achieved total sexiness! I am the man! I made it so sexy.
Cricket Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Callback Cricket: They broke my legs but they didn't break my spirit / But I don't feel no pain 'cause I found more cocaine
Cricket Character Comedy Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Cricket: They broke my legs but they didn't break my spirit. But I don't feel no pain 'cause I found more cocaine. Cocaine
Cricket Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Callback Top Episodes — It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
