Mac and Charlie Write a Movie

Mac · Charlie:The entire parking garage stairwell story - two guys dramatically retelling being locked in for 20 minutes only to be let out by a security guard

Dennis:How you told the story was by far the worst part of the story.

Dennis:Get your greasy, fat sausage fingers off my touch screen phone

Frank:I got sausage links in my pocket and my shirt does the work.

Mac:He's like a true to life, uh, Slumdog Millionaire.

Mac:Mac's completely wrong explanation of The Sixth Sense twist about Bruce Willis's hairpiece

Frank:You are abusive and you smell like warm meat

Dee:Since when do you and Charlie have a script?

Mac:Since you walked in here and said you were in that movie.

Dee thinking 'featured extra' and 'featured actress' are the same thing

Dee:featured extra, featured actress-- what's the difference?

Charlie:It's Dolph Lundgren.

Mac:Correct. Why?

Charlie:Well, because of his, uh, spiky hair.

Mac:As long as we don't cover up that body with a lab coat, bro.

Charlie:No, dude. He's wearing, like, a hot mesh tank top.

The dog experiment twist leading to running on all fours

Charlie:What if he can smell crime before it even happens?

Charlie:What if his entire head is just one big nose?!

Mac:Write that down!

Dennis getting a movie part instantly while Dee struggles, just because Frank asks

Dee learning she's playing a dead corpse, not a zombie

Mac:we didn't want to get locked into anything, so we came up with a pitch instead. It's more like a series of ideas in no particular order

The confusion over whether Dolph Lundgren is the character's name or just the actor

Charlie · Mac · Frank:Character named Dolph Lundgren played by Dolph Lundgren confusion

Mac:I kind of hate women, though.

Dennis:Oh.

Mac:I feel like they just slow action movies down, too.

Frank:Full penetration revelation and detailed description

Mac:That is brilliant! That is the most brilliant movie I've ever heard in my life.

Charlie's inability to type and Mac's frustration

Mac and Charlie's racist assumption that the Pakistani guy would be good with twists because he's from near India

Dee · Frank:Dee covered in excessive blood makeup and Frank's subtle makeup

Director:Face down or in the pile of bodies over there. You pick it.

Mac:The Injun says yes, so that's what we're doing.

Pakistani guy:Oh, no, I don't write. I'm a big picture kind of guy.

Mac · Charlie:Mac and Charlie deciding to make a poster instead of writing

Dee:brains

Frank:Frank firing Dennis and Dee to take their extra spots

Crime Stinks: The Smell of Penetration. He "Nose" the Truth.

Mac:Crime Stinks: The Smell of Penetration. He 'Nose' the Truth.

Dennis:I wrote a script based on your parking garage story.

Dee:Can I be in the movie?

Dennis:Yeah, actually, you know what? You're gonna be the lead.

Dee:Really?

Dennis:No, I'm just kidding. You're gonna be a dead body in a ditch.

Dee:What?

Dennis:I'm messing with you. You're the lead. You're the lead of the movie.

Dee:Oh my God, really?

Dennis:No, you're a dead body in a ditch.

Frank's sausage grease freezing Dennis's phone and ruining his script