The gang uses the Internet to cyber-stalk their prey. Frank tries to drum up business for Paddy's with a viral video.
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“The ANTI-Social Network” ranks #96 of 177 It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 78.4 — Elite. The episode packs 48 scored jokes at 1.6 per minute, averaging 7.1 on craft and 6.9 on impact, with Dennis landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Dennis: for all this guy knows, I'm a psychopath with a trunk full of chainsaws, right?
Dennis Dark/Subversive Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Customer: You guys open?
Dennis: Yes, we are. Charlie, lock the door.
Dylan: Sally, send me money.
Dylan: Sally, mail me hair.
Catfish: I am Dylan Toback.
Dennis: No, no, no... Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm... Don't say that!
Frank: 'Cause we also got donkey shows, Motley Crue and cake.
All Jokes — 48 analyzed
Show all ↓ Hide ↑ They blew on their sign until it came off 'cause they thought it was cool?
Charlie: He and his Jews have connected the whole world, and now they're toppling regimes.
Charlie Dark/Subversive Character Comedy Charlie: And Egypt and Japan and the Jews are all peaceful together...
Charlie: Do you think a human being can blow a sign off of a building? I didn't until Mac said it.
Charlie Mac Callback Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Callback Frank: In Charlie's defense, you could loosen the screws, get up there and blow...
Dee: Ugh. Ew. What the hell was that?
Dee Reaction Beat Cringe/Discomfort Frank: We'll do a really cool video of how we serve gin in spaghetti cans or something like that.
Frank Absurdist Character Comedy Mac: I got the sign down. And there's no way a man could have blown that off of our bar.
Mac Callback Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Callback Mac: I never once said that!
Mac Character Comedy Escalation Callback Dennis: The guy that shushed us last night-- is that bugging anybody else?
Dennis Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Dennis: I don't shush them like they're animals. I use my words.
Dennis Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm Dennis: And we'll pop a shush on the guy and we'll be right back.
Dennis Character Comedy Escalation Charlie: What if you hit it faster?
Dennis: for all this guy knows, I'm a psychopath with a trunk full of chainsaws, right?
Dennis Dark/Subversive Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Charlie: And I could be a man with a fist full of hammers... and a trunk full of duct tape and zip ties.
Yeah, people who could have chainsaws. Or hammers.
Bartender: Don't think I'd care.
Bartender: I mean, I was finished speaking.
Mac: It's like an online shush.
Mac Observational Character Comedy Frank: Say, 'I got infected.'
Mac: Get that away from me.
Dylan Toback: I am a man-whore. I hate women. I am a liar.
Mac: A silk sash at Tootie's?
Mac Character Comedy Observational Mac: Daddy got a new plan.
Mac Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Yeah, well, yeah... He was raping us... Well... wha...? He was raping you. Yeah, well, yeah...
Dennis: No. You can't rape two guys.
Dennis Absurdist Character Comedy Charlie: The guy never quite made it inside of me but, my friend here, yeah... He, like, really, kinda made soup of your insides...
Charlie: And the guy was super-small, so I'm fine.
Dennis: That's him.
Mac: That is him.
Sorry about that, ma'am. Hi, ma'am. Uh, we thought you were this guy, Dylan Toback.
Mac: I did because of your hair. Here's why: it's the hair and it's the cardigan, and it's the build... It's the way you stand, and the broad shoulders.
Mac Escalation Cringe/Discomfort Dylan: Sally, send me money.
Dylan: Sally, mail me hair.
Sally: Mail him hair? Weird, right?
Mac: Aw, those disgusting ex-girlfriend porno sites! I mean, there's so many of them, though! Which one?
Mac Character Comedy Misdirection Sally: But the hair I mailed was mine. That was real.
Sally Callback Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Callback Dennis: This chick is douchier than Dylan. Let's get outta here!
Dennis Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm Dennis: I'm going to write 'Rude man who shushes, please call' at the top, and then, at the bottom, I'll put my phone number.
Dennis Character Comedy Absurdist Dennis: I'm saying call me, let's have a phone conversation. Yeah, don't tweet. Don't just tweet me, don't shush me-- you know, let's connect.
Dennis Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm Catfish: I am Dylan Toback.
Dennis: No, no, no... Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm... Don't say that!
Catfish Misdirection Meta/Self-Referential Dennis: Don't you shush me! Don't you shush us, goddamn it. Don't disturb Jerry.
Mac: Dee banged a fat old black lady, and then sent her hair.
Mac Character Comedy Misdirection Frank: Welcome to Paddy's Pub... the oldest pub in America.
Dennis: Well, that's not true.
Frank: Right. No, I lied.
Dennis: Everybody lies on the Internet.
Frank: 'Cause we also got donkey shows, Motley Crue and cake.
Frank: I am a doctor... Dr. Toboggan. Mantis Toboggan.
Frank Callback Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Callback Dennis: I said a 'viral video,' Frank. Goddamn it. Goddamn it!
Customer: You guys open?
Dennis: Yes, we are. Charlie, lock the door.
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