Joe

Leslie · Joe · Meeting Attendee:- What was it this time? - Chocolate pudding. / That's new.

Leslie · Joe:Joe, you work in sewage. Your department literally specializes in crap. You wanna do this?

Joe:Crap is a slang term, and I don't like that term. But at least we don't specialize in losing... Like you guys.

Joe · Leslie:The riled-up community member Joe confronts Leslie: 'Don't you work for the government?' Leslie: 'I do, Joe. Yeah, that's how I know just how high this conspiracy goes.'

Leslie · Joe:Leslie to Joe (her therapist dog or someone calming): 'What do I do, Joe?' Joe stares at her. Leslie: 'God, he's good.'

Ron · Joe:I'm onto you, friend. / What? / Tread lightly.

Joe:Joe spent six hours driving around looking for a student's lost dog, made muffins last night, and offers them to the family.

Joe · Ron · Children:♪ Eyes are watching, ears are listening / lips are closed, hands are still ♪ — Ron leads children in a classroom song to control them.

Ron · Joe:Thirsty there, big guy? — Joe offers Ron a drink; reaction beat as Ron takes it while in a clearly suspicious state.

Donna · Joe:Do you remember the time when you put sleeping pills in my soda? I fell right over in the middle of a town hall meeting. / Mm, no. I don't remember that. / You made a video of it and showed it at my birthday party. / Yes, it went over really big.

Donna · Joe:Yeah, um, I have got an itch that I have not been able to get to all day, and even against the wall, nothing will do it. Would you mind doing that? — Joe scratches Donna's back.

Joe · Ron:Joe notices Ron's rear tire is flat and proactively patches it, then mentions Ron should still go to a garage.

Joe:[Clears throat] Gotta go make some muffins.

Joe:orchids are Donna's favorite flowers, and she's my favorite flower.

Donna · Joe:The 'Space Haystack' being built around the Space Needle until you can barely see the needle anymore — 'I know. It's kind of the point.'