Character Analysis
Kruger
Played by Daniel von Bargen
12 jokes across 3 episodes of Seinfeld
4.4
12
7.4
7.2
Character Comedy
Kruger delivers 12 scored jokes across 3 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 7.4 on craft and 7.2 on impact for a career WAR of 4.4. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Kruger Lines
But what the hell, we need someone, huh? You won't regret this, sir. I don't care.
Oh no, you're not going out on a high note with me, Mr. Kruger! It's K-Uger! No! No! Goodnight everybody!
What a pear-shaped loser.
We can't have two Cocos. / So I guess you're back to being George.
What did you say about my gammy? / Forget Gammy. / Who's Gammy? / There's no Gammy. / Maybe there should be a Gammy.
All Jokes — 11 total
But what the hell, we need someone, huh? You won't regret this, sir. I don't care.
What a pear-shaped loser.
Well, I'll be. You have lost a lot of hair.
According to our latest quarterly... thing,
Or the black, or whatever the bad one is.
Silly voices. Come on, people, let's get real.
And you always leave me wanting more.
K-Uger, that sounds like one of those old-time car horns, huh? K-Uger! K-Uger!
Oh no, you're not going out on a high note with me, Mr. Kruger! It's K-Uger! No! No! Goodnight everybody!
We can't have two Cocos. / So I guess you're back to being George.
What did you say about my gammy? / Forget Gammy. / Who's Gammy? / There's no Gammy. / Maybe there should be a Gammy.