
Character Analysis
Mr. Ross
10 jokes across 4 episodes of Seinfeld
Total Jokes
10.0
Avg Craft
7.6
Avg Impact
8.1
Comedy Style
Deadpan/Understatement
Best Jokes by Mr. Ross
We don't like you, George. And we always blamed you for what happened to Susan.
We know.
Horse flatulence disrupting the romantic carriage ride
'I don't think we have any bread, but we've got water.'
Let me understand. You got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So who's having sex with the hen?
All Jokes — 10 total
'Why are you complimenting her? She didn't make it. Rowena did.'
Cornish game hen confusion: 'What is that, like a little chicken?' 'No, it's not a little chicken.' 'Little chicken.'
'Something's missing!' 'Something's missing, all right.'
'I don't think we have any bread, but we've got water.'
Horse flatulence disrupting the romantic carriage ride
He said to us, 'She's not really dead if her shadow is--' / What was it, dear? / Something about a way, wasn't it? And a light and a-- / Who the hell knows.
We know.
We don't like you, George. And we always blamed you for what happened to Susan.
Let me understand. You got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So who's having sex with the hen?
That's perverse.