Mr. Ross

'Why are you complimenting her? She didn't make it. Rowena did.'

Cornish game hen confusion: 'What is that, like a little chicken?' 'No, it's not a little chicken.' 'Little chicken.'

'Something's missing!' 'Something's missing, all right.'

'I don't think we have any bread, but we've got water.'

Horse flatulence disrupting the romantic carriage ride

He said to us, 'She's not really dead if her shadow is--' / What was it, dear? / Something about a way, wasn't it? And a light and a-- / Who the hell knows.

We know.

We don't like you, George. And we always blamed you for what happened to Susan.

Let me understand. You got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So who's having sex with the hen?

That's perverse.