Character Analysis
Vendor
Played by Tim O'Hare
5 jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld
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5
7.1
6.3
Absurdist
Vendor delivers 5 scored jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 7.1 on craft and 6.3 on impact for a career WAR of 1.0. Their comedy leans toward absurdist. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Vendor Lines
Kramer · Jerry · Vendor:What are you looking for? / Power, man, power. Like Silkwood. / That's for radiation.
Kramer · Jerry · Vendor:Now, what is this? / That's the Commando 450. I don't sell that one. / No, that's what we want, is the Commando 450. / No, believe me. That's only used in the circus for elephants. / Just give it to us. / Yeah. We'll pay anything.
Vendor · Kramer:What about Jerry? / He couldn't handle that. He's delicate.
Jerry · George · Vendor:I'll give you a quarter. / Tell him 40 and no fork. / That's it. You leave and never come back. / How about we leave and come back in a week? / Deal.
Vendor:But you got a nice face. Two even.
All Jokes — 7 total
Vendor:Get your shrimp here. Bigmouth shrimp on special today.
Vendor:But you got a nice face. Two even.
Kramer · Jerry · Vendor:What are you looking for? / Power, man, power. Like Silkwood. / That's for radiation.
Kramer · Jerry · Vendor:Now, what is this? / That's the Commando 450. I don't sell that one. / No, that's what we want, is the Commando 450. / No, believe me. That's only used in the circus for elephants. / Just give it to us. / Yeah. We'll pay anything.
Vendor · Kramer:What about Jerry? / He couldn't handle that. He's delicate.
Jerry · George · Vendor:I'll give you a quarter. / Tell him 40 and no fork. / That's it. You leave and never come back. / How about we leave and come back in a week? / Deal.
Vendor · Elaine:You gonna buy a hot dog or not? / No.