Character Analysis
Vendor
Played by Tim O'Hare
5 jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld
1
5
7.1
6.3
Absurdist
Vendor delivers 5 scored jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 7.1 on craft and 6.3 on impact for a career WAR of 1.0. Their comedy leans toward absurdist. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Vendor Lines
How about we leave and come back in a week? Deal. All right. See? We got something there.
How much is this? A dollar nineteen. I'll give you a quarter.
If I don't get a black-and-white cookie, I'm not gonna be very pleasant to be around. Now, that's impossible.
Tell him 40 and no fork. Thirty. That's it. You leave and never come back.
What flavors do they have? ... How about pineapple? ... No pineapple. Just cherry, lemon and tutti-frutti.
All Jokes — 5 total
What flavors do they have? ... How about pineapple? ... No pineapple. Just cherry, lemon and tutti-frutti.
If I don't get a black-and-white cookie, I'm not gonna be very pleasant to be around. Now, that's impossible.
How much is this? A dollar nineteen. I'll give you a quarter.
Tell him 40 and no fork. Thirty. That's it. You leave and never come back.
How about we leave and come back in a week? Deal. All right. See? We got something there.