Clubba Hubba

Will · Unknown:What dog did he steal that sweater from? Probably his wife.

Will:Good God, who shot the couch?

Will · Hilary:Give her a break, Hilary. She just won the Kentucky Derby.

Unknown · Carlton:Who's that lady with Nell Carter? That's not Nell Carter. That's my father!

Hilary · Ashley:God, you're so shallow. I hate you. You're stupid and ugly and I wish you would die. -Sorry. -Okay.

Will · Carlton:Look at her! Brake! Hit the brake, Will!

Will:I panicked. That squirrel came out of nowhere.

Manager:I'm sorry, Mr. Banks, but no golf carts in the dining room.

Philip:I wouldn't be surprised if they revoked our shuffleboard privileges.

Carlton:Special bulletin. Hormones to Will.

Will · Carlton:Why do they call him that? Because he never says 'yes.'

Dr. Mumford:Out of here, son. You disgust me.

Will:Boy, you must be on dog food.

Will:and unequivocally the most flamboyant bachelor since Billy Dee.

Carlton:Who says the art of conversation is dead?

Will:Carlton, it's very easy to be a geek. All I have to do is follow you around for a day.

Carlton:It isn't as easy as it looks.

Carlton:Say there, Mimi... might I say that you rate a perfect 10 on my niftiness meter?

Will:I don't think so.

Vivian · Philip:Philip, that's what you did on our first date. That's right. You're lucky you got a second one.

Geoffrey:My life was but a mere whisper until you entered into it.

Hilary:Baby!

Hilary:Get your own geisha.

Carlton:By george, I think he's got it. I think he's got it.

Unknown:Probably off the rack.

Unknown · Unknown:Did you hear about his Jaguar? The one he bought secondhand?

Will · Carlton:Bend over. It's Andover. We're going back home.

Will:Smithers, sir. Kip Smithers.

Will:The cutting part.

Dr. Mumford:That's the part I like, too.

Will:Really? With turbans and everything?

Dr. Mumford:Very funny, Smithers. You had me there for a moment. I thought you were a blithering idiot.

Will:Gosh, sir. There's a big question mark on that one.

Mimi:I am sick of you white-washed, preppy stuffed shirts.

Mimi:Someone from the streets.

Will:Yo, baby. Your prince is in effect, baby.

Mimi:That was the worst homeboy act I've ever heard.

Carlton:He's Kip Smithers, from Connecticut. He transferred from Andover to Bel-Air, so he could row with the crew.

Carlton:England?

Philip:For future reference, Will, our club frowns on strangulation.

Hilary:I finally found the perfect pair of alligator pumps... to wear to the Save the Everglades rally tonight.

Hilary:That fat girl?

Hilary:Not today. Liposuction.

Hilary:Just wave a chili-cheese dog in front of her nose... and see how much of your arm you come back with.

Vivian:A sorrier bunch of deadbeats you'll never meet.

Will:See, I fooled you.

Carlton · Will:You went to Penn State. I went to the state pen.

Carlton:Sorry. I thought Penn State was bad enough.

Carlton:K-I-P. It stands for conceived in prison.

Carlton:No, baby. You misunderstood. He said I wrote for the 2 Live Crew.

Will:But, see, they kicked me out because my lyrics was too abrasive.

Will:Baby. You look so good... I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all.

Will:Baby. You look so good... I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all.

Will:Yo, baby, Fresh Prince in full effect. It's time to get busy. You can't hay, can you, baby?

Will:This music is def, exceptionally def.

Will:I told him if he don't stay out my face, we would take it to the street.

Will:I wasn't listening to him, baby. I was stealing his wallet.

Will:Okay, baby. This one I got banned in Buffalo for.

Dr. Mumford:And that is just the type of music we will not let our children listen to.

Will:Who put this on my head?

Will:I'm Will Smith from West Philly... and I've been busting my butt all night trying to impress you... and trying to scare you.

Will:baby, ain't no girl that fly for me to go through all this trouble for.

Hilary:Wasn't he gorgeous?

Will:Well, then her husband came in.