Just Say Yo

Will · Carlton:Do I look like Roc? I don't know, Carlton, maybe if you shaved your head bald... and sanded down the square part.

Will · Ashley:Because I'm bigger than you. See, that's not fair. That's only 'cause you got them shoe lifts in today.

Will:They're not lifts. I doubled up on my Odor-Eaters.

Will:You know, those things you hit every time you back out the car.

Hilary:Thank God. I thought it was the neighbor's kids.

Will:Well, just pretend it's buying you dinner afterwards.

Hilary:And for your information, dinner comes first.

Will · Uncle Phil:Good morning, Will. Good morning, Uncle Phil. Here's your lunch.

Geoffrey · Uncle Phil:Actually, sir, I have an impacted wisdom tooth... my hair is falling out, and I have a bunion the size of my fist. Oh, no. We're out of Mrs. Butterworth's. Thanks for the talk, big guy.

Will:Hey, look, any chance of you letting me balance this book on your head?

Will:Hey, you know I was gonna put the waffles up there... but that's just a little too close to your mouth, you know what I mean?

Will:I mean, between my school work and Cindy... and, you know, my job and Cindy... and, you know, basketball and Cindy... Wow, you think I'm neglecting Cindy?

Geoffrey · Uncle Phil:It's nice to know that all my labors haven't gone unnoticed. I was talking to Will. And I, apparently, was talking to myself.

Will:Well, judging by the size of that thing, you must be going out with Nell Carter.

Will · Cindy:Girl, anybody ever told you that you got the... Thanks, I'll try not to let it go to my head.

Will:I'm planning on staying up all night, you know... 'cause "all I want to do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom."

Will:"Smith dribbles. He stops. He pops. He scores. The crowd goes wild!"

Will:No, that's all right. I don't think... listening to Bruce Springsteen got the same effect on black people.

Will:My breath ain't stinking, so I'm guessing them ain't Tic Tacs.

Jazz:To me, it's just freeze-dried coffee, just in case. Just in case.

Will:I just want to thank Bill and Hillary Clinton... for inviting me to the inauguration.

Will:I just want to thank Bill and Hillary Clinton... for inviting me to the inauguration.

Carlton:also known as "guaranteed action night."

Will · Geoffrey:G, it's coffee. No, it's Folgers Crystals.

Carlton:You see the volcano-sized pimple about to erupt on my forehead... and you don't think vitamin E is strong enough... This sex thing is even more complicated than I thought.

Carlton:This sex thing is even more complicated than I thought.

Will:Yo, man, I'm just sharing a limo with you.

Will:No, man, she's just looking for loose change.

Will:Somebody call a cop, 'cause it got to be illegal to look that good.

Will:Girl, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful.

Carlton:No, shoot me from the other side. I've got a situation on my forehead.

Will:Come on, we'll be home early. Early tomorrow morning.

Will:Hey, yo, I'm telling you, this is gonna be the most exciting night of our lives.

Will:Stare at hers. Yeah, to go along with the biggest zit of your life.

Will:you can just pull your big ol' bottom lip up over your head.

Cindy · Will:How about "I'm going home"? Now that's the jam. Tell me when he puts that on.

Carlton:Even though I was feeling insecure before, I realized it doesn't matter, anyway... 'cause beauty's only skin deep. It's what's inside that counts. Vanessa, you drive me wild. I hope this night never ends. Is it just me or are my lips moving really, really fast?

Carlton:Is it just me or are my lips moving really, really fast?

Cindy · Will:I guess he's got that kind of natural speed thing going. Yeah, you can say that again.

Will:I'll go to Church every Sunday. I'll even give up women. Will, was that you? You know I was just kidding about that woman part, right?

Carlton:Last thing I remember, I was doing the running man... to I Will Always Love You.

Carlton:I never thought losing my virginity would be this painful.

Carlton · Will:What could be worse than finding out I'm still a virgin? It was speed. Oh, my God. I'm a drug addict and a virgin!

Carlton:Oh, my God. I'm a drug addict and a virgin!

Will:We still have to mix his aspirin in with applesauce.

Nurse:Just say you didn't inhale.

Nurse Irene:Just say you didn't inhale.

Will · Phil:Do I? / Can we stick to the subject, please?

Patient · Will:Hell, I've been from Yale to jail, and from Park Avenue to park bench... but now I'm clean and sober. That's really touching... but do you think you can get me a nurse without a record?

Uncle Phil:As a matter of fact, I think this is the one and only time.

Uncle Phil · Aunt Viv:Honey, I don't think we can both fit in that bed. Right, and a chair for my wife.

Phil:I didn't get much sleep last night with all that kicking.

Carlton · Will:Thanks a lot for covering for me, man. But why did you do it? I don't know. I think I was still high.

Carlton · Will:Thanks a lot for covering for me, man. But why did you do it? I don't know. I think I was still high.

Carlton:Hey, I've got a wild side. I don't always wear shower shoes at the gym.

Carlton:You haven't showered yet today, have you?

Will:I can't take this, Uncle Phil.

Will:Somebody call a cop 'cause it has got to be... Somebody call a cop 'cause this has... you'll get it.

Will:Welcome to the Will Fresh Prince Ever Say His Line contest.