Dinner date. The Banks host a gorgeous girl from Philly who tries to lure Will away from Lisa.
WAR
42.6
Wins Above Replacement
“Cold Feet Hot Body” ranks #49 of 148 The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 78.4 — Elite. The episode packs 52 scored jokes at 2.8 per minute, averaging 6.8 on craft and 6.8 on impact, with Will landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Will · Will · Geoffrey: Wow. You know, that's deep, G. - Hey, where'd you get that? - Popeye.
Will: But every once in a while... it's kind of like the Civil War. You know, the North got everything under control... but every once in a while, it's a Southern uprising.
Will Observational Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Will: She better be traveling fast, though. Snatch her little butt down off there. Yeah.
Will Callback Escalation ★ Rewatch Callback Will: Uncle Phil, look, I'm trying, man... but I got the feeling that the South shall rise again.
Will Callback Wordplay/Pun ★ Rewatch Callback Will: Hey. Hey, hey, hold up a second there, Chef-Boy-Are-You-Short.
Will Wordplay/Pun Character Comedy ★ Rewatch All Jokes — 52 analyzed
Show all ↓ Hide ↑ Carlton: Well, where's the law that says the B has to stand for bacon?
Carlton Absurdist Wordplay/Pun ★ Rewatch Will: Bread, lettuce and tomato?
Will Setup/Punchline Absurdist Carlton: Well, we had to cut back somewhere. Last month, our outlay exceeded our revenues. But I don't expect you to understand that.
Carlton Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm ★ Rewatch Will: [MIMICS CARLTON] But I don't expect you to understand that.
Will Callback Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Callback Will: Oh, that's easy. - Will Smith.
Will Meta/Self-Referential Setup/Punchline ★ Rewatch Will: [MIMICS BOGART] Of all the campus dames in all the campuses in all the world... why'd you have to walk into mine?
Will Observational Wordplay/Pun Will: Yeah, yeah, dude is cool. He ain't no Shaft, though, you know?
Will Character Comedy Observational ★ Rewatch Will: You know, most women can't appreciate the subtle nuances of a fine Shaft film.
Will Irony/Sarcasm Observational ★ Rewatch Will: WILL [THINKING]: You ain't wearing no bra.
Will Cringe/Discomfort Visual Gag Will: So do you like the Pointer Sisters?
Will Misdirection Cringe/Discomfort Denise: Well, that explains the attraction.
Will · Denise: Potatoes. - Oh, girl. Look at you, you are just like me. Except, you know, a little softer and you smell better.
Denise · Will: What's a six-letter word that comes at the end of the rhyme: Miss me, miss me Now you gotta... - Kiss me. - I'd love to.
Will Physical/Slapstick Reaction Beat Will: Why are you asking me? I ain't never been never attracted to nobody in my whole life.
Will Irony/Sarcasm Cringe/Discomfort Ashley · Ashley: I wasn't thinking about his butt. - Hey, I am now.
Will: But every once in a while... it's kind of like the Civil War. You know, the North got everything under control... but every once in a while, it's a Southern uprising.
Will Observational Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Will: Uncle Phil, look, I'm trying, man... but I got the feeling that the South shall rise again.
Will Callback Wordplay/Pun ★ Rewatch Callback Will: Oh, wait, don't get me wrong, Uncle Phil, once I say I do, I don't.
Will Wordplay/Pun Setup/Punchline ★ Rewatch Will · Phil: [IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] Oh, come on, pudding, jeez... you pushing me all off the sidewalk. - Oh, for God's sake, Will. Would you please be my wife?
Will Phil Physical/Slapstick Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Uncle Phil: Would you please be my wife?
Phil Setup/Punchline Deadpan/Understatement ★ Rewatch Will: I don't care if Toni girl goes galloping by on a white horse buck-naked, you know?
Will Absurdist Escalation ★ Rewatch Will: She better be traveling fast, though. Snatch her little butt down off there. Yeah.
Will Callback Escalation ★ Rewatch Callback Will: Uh... It's a rare condition. Day blindness. You know, they're really sensitive.
Will Absurdist Misdirection ★ Rewatch Will: And then there's your face.
Will Setup/Punchline Misdirection Will: Oh, yeah, I love her. Of course I do. I have to. We're engaged.
Will Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Denise: Yeah, I know, only too well.
Denise Reaction Beat Irony/Sarcasm Will: To myself. Yeah. You know, I do that sometimes. Don't you? Yeah, yeah, you do. You do.
Will Cringe/Discomfort Escalation Will: Oh, I've thought about that, but it probably won't help.
Will Misdirection Setup/Punchline Carlton: Excuse me, but I couldn't help overhearing from where I was eavesdropping...
Carlton Setup/Punchline Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Will: People are talking about you too, but that don't mean they want you at their party.
Will Setup/Punchline Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Will: Hey. Hey, hey, hold up a second there, Chef-Boy-Are-You-Short.
Will Wordplay/Pun Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Kevin: [MIMICS BOO-BOO] 'Yogi... I don't think the ranger's gonna like that.'
Kevin Character Comedy Observational Will: Hey, you're not exactly splitting atoms either, okay?
Will Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Will: Oh, uh, it was an unexpected oral exam. Yeah.
Carlton: Miss me, miss me Now you gotta...
Carlton Callback Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Callback Will: Gorgeous, no. Man, I'm not. I got big ears and I got a big high butt, you know?
Denise: Oh, come on, Will, I don't bite. Unless, of course, you want me to.
Will: Girl, you're like a black Heather Locklear, ain't you?
Will Observational ★ Rewatch Will: Nothing, you know, just suddenly got a little hot in here. Brother looking for a little shade.
Will Physical/Slapstick Cringe/Discomfort Will: Baby, where's Nicky's skateboard?
Will Absurdist Escalation ★ Rewatch Will: I'll do you. It! It! I'll do it.
Will: Hey. Hey, look, we are only four floors up. I ain't got no problem doing a Wesley Snipes out this window.
Will: Bad Denise. Bad Denise.
Will Absurdist Reaction Beat Will: Well, only if I missed and hit the wall.
Will Setup/Punchline Deadpan/Understatement ★ Rewatch Will · Denise: Oh. I don't believe I fell for that. - I invented that.
Will · Denise: What is that, satin? - Silk.
Will · Will · Denise: I love Lucy. - That ain't it, is it? - It's Lisa.
Will · Will · Geoffrey: Wow. You know, that's deep, G. - Hey, where'd you get that? - Popeye.
Will: Like, I'm gonna listen to Geoffrey. When's the last time you seen him with a woman?
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