To help Ashley out of a jam at school, Will poses as her father. Oh yeah, this is gonna work.
WAR
19.5
Wins Above Replacement
“Father Knows Best” ranks #131 of 148 The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 70.4 — Solid. The episode packs 65 scored jokes at 3.4 per minute, averaging 6.4 on craft and 6.2 on impact, with Will landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Will Deadpan/Understatement Setup/Punchline ★ Rewatch Hilary: Inga is wearing a hand-woven dashiki from Nairobi. Her jewelry is from the Ivory Coast... and her weave is from Whoopi Goldberg's House of Hair.
Hilary Escalation Misdirection ★ Rewatch Will: If I know, I can't say I don't know when you get busted... and Uncle Phil start rounding up the usual suspects. And I am the usual suspects.
Will Setup/Punchline Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Will: So, what's today's black topic? Amish rap stars?
Will Setup/Punchline Absurdist ★ Rewatch Will Setup/Punchline Character Comedy All Jokes — 65 analyzed
Show all ↓ Hide ↑ Geoffrey: And a plain brown package for me. I'll be taking my break now.
Will: And something's a foot and a half.
Will Wordplay/Pun Observational Carlton: She's amassing a private fortune so she can buy out the family business... in a hostile takeover.
Will: A sweater and a string of pearls and you'd be Angela Lansbury.
Will Setup/Punchline Observational ★ Rewatch Will: Well, uh, that sounds like the, uh, truth.
Will Irony/Sarcasm Reaction Beat Will: If I know, I can't say I don't know when you get busted... and Uncle Phil start rounding up the usual suspects. And I am the usual suspects.
Will Setup/Punchline Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Will: You're worse than tripping. You've fallen and you can't get up.
Ashley: Everything's so fake at Bel-Air Academy. The teachers, the kids, the noses.
Ashley Escalation Observational ★ Rewatch Will: I ain't gonna dime you... but if he subpoenas me, I'm gonna be singing like Luther.
Will Setup/Punchline Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Will: It's Hack Boy, the stubby-fingered avenger.
Will: Maybe she's Counterfeit Girl, the sister of Hack Boy.
Will Callback Escalation ★ Rewatch Callback Will: Dysfunctional, uh, single parent, uh, gang member nuns.
Will Absurdist Escalation ★ Rewatch Hilary: Why? What have Carlton and Ashley ever done for me?
Hilary Misdirection Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Will: Whoa, if it isn't Belly D. Williams.
Phil · Vivian · Will: Do I hate these things. - Why agree to be on the Board of Trustees? - Well, I'm a judge and judges are supposed to be on boards. - Well, it's just that with you, it's usually a smorgasbord.
Will: It's girl talk. (in female voice)
Ashley · Will: When we go shopping for my cap and gown. That's assuming that you're gonna live till graduation.
Will: Ashley, let me sum this up for you in two words: Unh-unh.
Will Misdirection Character Comedy Will: My fault? Oh, this one here gonna be good.
Will Reaction Beat Character Comedy Ashley: It's like a drug, Will, and you got me hooked.
Will: Well, you better go cold turkey before you wind up a dead duck.
Will Wordplay/Pun Escalation Ashley: I'm a terrible, terrible person. [SOBBING]
Ashley Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Will · Ashley: What? You smiled. I saw your reflection in the window.
Ashley: Oh, no. That was a happy smile. See?
Ashley Escalation Cringe/Discomfort Ashley: But if I go down, I'm taking you with me.
Ashley Escalation Character Comedy Will: There's my little bran muffin. (Will in deep voice as fake father)
Will Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Will Character Comedy Absurdist Will: How could something so smooth be called sharp?
Will Wordplay/Pun Setup/Punchline Will: God bless you, Miss Sharpe. (after fake Japanese)
Will Misdirection ★ Rewatch Will: Uh, no, I'm single. I mean, um, Ashley's mother ran out on us.
Will Cringe/Discomfort Escalation Will: We went from training wheels to training bras. They both came off too soon, didn't they kitten?
Will Escalation Cringe/Discomfort Will: You know, that runs in the family.
Will Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Will: Denzel ain't the only brother than can act.
Will Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Will Deadpan/Understatement Callback Callback Will: I, uh, forgot to give you the number to my direct line.
Will Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Will: That is an absolutely intoxicating fragrance that you're wearing.
Will Escalation Cringe/Discomfort Miss Sharpe · Will: That's a fake mustache. - No, it's not. - Yes, it is. - No, it's not.
Miss Sharpe · Will: Will? / No, it's not.
Will: Look, ease up, Miss Tubman.
Will Setup/Punchline Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Phil: Then I should be honored that she thinks I look like a black Alfred Hitchcock.
Phil Setup/Punchline Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Will: Good evening. (imitating Hitchcock)
Ashley · Will: Will has something he wants to tell you. I ain't got nothing.
Will: Because most parents want the truth, but they can't handle the truth.
Will: So in conclusion, I move for a change of venue. You give us a half-hour head start.
Will: So in conclusion, I move for a change of venue. You give us a half-hour head start.
Phil: Tomorrow when I wake up... Ashley will be back in Bel-Air Academy and maybe Will won't even be here.
Phil Escalation Dark/Subversive Will: Whoa, whoa. Pull it back, baby. Pull it back. Like I'm doing. Pull it back.
Phil · Hilary · Carlton: Oh, and people in Bel-Air don't have real concerns? - It's pronounced Porsche. - Porsche. - Porsche. - Porsche.
Will: Whoa, good point, Ash.
Will Reaction Beat Irony/Sarcasm Hilary · Carlton: San Tropez. - San Tropez.
Hilary: Inga is wearing a hand-woven dashiki from Nairobi. Her jewelry is from the Ivory Coast... and her weave is from Whoopi Goldberg's House of Hair.
Hilary Escalation Misdirection ★ Rewatch Hilary: Work it, you Nubian princess, you. Ha, ha.
Hilary Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Will Deadpan/Understatement Setup/Punchline ★ Rewatch Will: Oh, nice to meet you for the first time ever in life.
Will Cringe/Discomfort Escalation Will: Whoo. She really something, huh? Hard to say no to her.
Will Setup/Punchline Irony/Sarcasm Will Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Will: And a one and a... Hell with that.
Will Misdirection Character Comedy Phil: Maybe that's why they need metal detectors, huh?
Phil Setup/Punchline Wordplay/Pun Vivian: Sometimes we work so hard to give our kids what we didn't have... sometimes we forget to give them what we did have.
Vivian Observational Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Phil · Will: What are you eating? - Food. What are you doing? - Cutting the tension.
Phil Will Deadpan/Understatement Setup/Punchline ★ Rewatch Will: So, what's today's black topic? Amish rap stars?
Will Setup/Punchline Absurdist ★ Rewatch Hilary: Thanks to my leopard skin midriff top, I hit an all-time high with male viewers.
Hilary Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Hilary · Will: I got more men yesterday than Sally Jesse Raphael gets in a year. - How hard could that be?
Will: How hard could that be?
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