On Live with Regis and Kathie Lee, Hilary subs for Gifford but doesn't see eye-to-eye with co-host Philbin. Meanwhile, Will subs for Carlton in a golf tourney and gets buddy-buddy with Philip, making Carlton jealous.
WAR
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Wins Above Replacement
“I Stank Hole In One” ranks #145 of 148 The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 65.9 — Mixed. The episode packs 54 scored jokes at 2.6 per minute, averaging 6.3 on craft and 6.0 on impact, with Will landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Carlton: I mean, once the police come and toss the family out, it's mostly paperwork.
Carlton Dark/Subversive Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Callback Geoffrey: Yes, but I'm still working here.
Geoffrey Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Hilary · Regis: I'm drawing a blank here. / Don't fix it. / Fix what? / It.
Regis · Hilary: It takes two people to banter. / Not when I do it.
Arthel: That's right, Reg, I'll be right here next to you all week.
Arthel Irony/Sarcasm Escalation ★ Rewatch Callback All Jokes — 54 analyzed
Show all ↓ Hide ↑ Will: Come on, C, you're not big.
Will Character Comedy Wordplay/Pun Carlton: You wouldn't believe the money to be made kicking people out of their own homes.
Carlton Dark/Subversive Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Will: Such a big heart for such a little man.
Will Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy Will Physical/Slapstick Wordplay/Pun Will Character Comedy Reaction Beat Will: Well, that's not exactly all we think about, if you know what I'm talking about. Ha.
Will Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Vivian: Of course, we don't have losing to compare it to.
Vivian Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Ashley Character Comedy Observational Geoffrey: Oh, goody. I thought I was going to run out of things to do today.
Geoffrey Irony/Sarcasm Deadpan/Understatement Geoffrey: Miss Hilary, it's comments like that, that makes this job worthwhile.
Geoffrey Irony/Sarcasm Deadpan/Understatement Geoffrey: Ah. Another pair of hands to lighten the load.
Will · Regis: Hey, what's up, Regis? / You can call me Mr. Philbin.
Regis · Will: That's a joke. / I got him.
Regis: Hey, don't ever call me Reg.
Regis Running Gag Escalation Regis: No, I'm serious. Don't ever call me Reg.
Regis Running Gag Escalation Callback Will: Well, if it isn't Martina and Steffi.
Will Observational Character Comedy Will: 'Black number five coming up. Ha-ha-ha.'
Will Physical/Slapstick Character Comedy Will: And I'm gonna pretend I ain't see that little dance you was just doing.
Will Reaction Beat Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Will: What? A sandwich? Uncle Phil, we just had breakfast a half hour ago.
Will Setup/Punchline Wordplay/Pun Will: Yeah, I know. Turkey, bacon, three layers of white toast.
Will Escalation Wordplay/Pun Callback Uncle Phil: Oh! Hey, Mercer, you should save that dazzling wit for the courtroom. You might even win a case.
Regis: I hate to be a stickler, but that's my chair.
Regis Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Regis: It would be in my best interest if I could sit in the same chair I've been sitting in for the last 15 years.
Regis Escalation Cringe/Discomfort Callback Hilary Character Comedy Escalation Hilary · Regis: I'm drawing a blank here. / Don't fix it. / Fix what? / It.
Hilary Running Gag Deadpan/Understatement Callback Uncle Phil: Hell, no, how could we? He's an even worse golfer than you.
Carlton: You had a great time losing?
Carlton Character Comedy Observational Carlton: I mean, once the police come and toss the family out, it's mostly paperwork.
Carlton Dark/Subversive Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Callback Uncle Phil: Let me tell you, this dude right here is just straight loqued-out on a golf course, man.
Will: All you gotta do is not concentrate.
Will Absurdist Character Comedy Uncle Phil: I can not concentrate.
Geoffrey: Yes, but I'm still working here.
Geoffrey Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Geoffrey: Well, you shouldn't. Not because of that anyway.
Will: Bet it was that dirty boy Bobby Mercer. You know, it's always the quiet ones.
Will Observational Character Comedy Will: Wait, Carl...? What, I'm supposed to play on my knees?
Will Visual Gag Physical/Slapstick Will: Shoot, with my swing, I might as well play with these.
Regis · Hilary: It takes two people to banter. / Not when I do it.
Vivian: When that little round yellow fuzzy thing comes at you, take a swipe at it.
Vivian Observational Character Comedy Ashley: Your outfit was too loud.
Ashley Setup/Punchline Wordplay/Pun Vivian: But if you double fault one more time, I am going to put you up for adoption.
Vivian Escalation Dark/Subversive Ashley: Great, maybe then I'll wind up with a mother who can hit a decent backhand.
Ashley Escalation Character Comedy Callback Ashley: Well, let me say it louder then.
Ashley Escalation Character Comedy Callback Will: As long as she ain't got a forehead like her daddy.
Will Observational Character Comedy Will: He told me he didn't have any children.
Will Reaction Beat Observational Callback Rich: Carlton, you still owe me for those Milk Duds.
Rich Character Comedy Observational Uncle Phil: Ha-ha-ha. You keep talking, Mercer, and I'm gonna hand you something else.
Will: I mean... Ow! My shoulder string.
Will Wordplay/Pun Physical/Slapstick Uncle Phil: If you help me win this thing, you'll never have to work another day in your life. But you have fun.
Phil: Grab your club, son. If you help me win this thing... you'll never have to work another day in your life. But you have fun.
Phil Callback Character Comedy Callback Hilary: Regis loves me for finally bringing a little flavor to the show.
Hilary Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy Arthel: That's right, Reg, I'll be right here next to you all week.
Arthel Irony/Sarcasm Escalation ★ Rewatch Callback Hilary: Oh, great. Now where am I supposed to sit?
Hilary Callback Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Callback Top Episodes — The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
