Dana Carvey

Larry Sanders · Dana:Larry, preparing to interview his ex for the memoir, asks: 'First of all, I wanna know how many times approximately did we make love?'

Larry Sanders · Dana:Dana says they made love 'once.' Larry: 'Once. Gee, I thought it was more than that. Wasn't it more in the area of 20 or something like that?'

Larry Sanders · Dana:Dana reveals: 'There was that time that we slept together, but I think that night you had sex with my body pillow.' Larry: 'It was my body pillow, but I'm happy to say it was your body pillow.'

Larry Sanders · Dana:Larry and Dana argue about who broke up with whom. Larry: 'Then I broke up with you, right?' Dana: 'No, I broke up with you.' Larry: 'No, I broke up with you, didn't I?' Dana: 'Larry, I didn't hear from you for 2 weeks. You were a jerk.'

Dana · Larry Sanders:Dana reveals that when Larry finally called after 2 weeks, 'you just wanted to get together and have sex' and 'you couldn't get it up.'

Larry Sanders · Dana:Larry's memoir draft: 'I had been taking 20,000 units of vitamin A which I later found out did nothing.' Dana's correction: 'I think vitamin's L-N, Larry.'

Dana · Norman:You mean after his other best friend, Jeffrey Dahmer? / Jeffrey Dahmer is dead. He's unavailable. / I know. That's the joke. / What are you, in P.R.?

Dana · Norman:I thought Larry hated that bit. / No, Larry loves that bit.

Dana:OK, I'll do it, but I'm not gonna go on after Bruno Kirby, because he owes me money and he never brings it up.