Character Analysis
Judge Ping
Played by Michael Paul Chan
7 jokes across 4 episodes of Arrested Development
1.5
7
7.3
6.9
Character Comedy
Judge delivers 7 scored jokes across 4 episodes of Arrested Development, averaging 7.3 on craft and 6.9 on impact for a career WAR of 1.5. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Judge Lines
Gob · Barry · Judge:Gob's 'lucky break' in the 'on the next': Judge looks at compromising photo and says 'There's no way to tell who this man is.' / Then Gob: 'That's me, Your Honor. I — [bleep] my wife.' / Barry: 'We really lost this case.'
Michael Bluth · Judge:'I would like to call Lucille Bluth, the accused mother.' / 'I think you mean "the accused's mother."' / 'Oh, what did I say?'
Dusty · Lottie · Judge:'Hang out, like go to the beach or something?' / 'How does that pertain?' / 'I just want to know if he'll let me see his fort, because...' / 'I'll allow it.' / 'Oh.' / 'I won't allow that.'
Dusty · Lottie · Judge:Dusty's courtroom examination of Gob: 'You and I are friends, don't you think?' / 'Objection. Is this going somewhere?' / 'Yeah, that's what I wanted to find out.'
Judge · Barry:Judge: 'Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching.' Barry: 'You said spanking.' Judge: 'I want this case thrown out immediately.'
All Jokes — 17 total
Judge · Barry:Judge: 'Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching.' Barry: 'You said spanking.' Judge: 'I want this case thrown out immediately.'
Gob · Barry · Judge:Gob's 'lucky break' in the 'on the next': Judge looks at compromising photo and says 'There's no way to tell who this man is.' / Then Gob: 'That's me, Your Honor. I — [bleep] my wife.' / Barry: 'We really lost this case.'
Michael · George Sr. · Judge:We plead... not guilty. / Order in the court! Who let a flashbulb camera in?
Judge · Michael:how do you plead? / We plead... not guilty.
Gob · Judge:Gob: 'Definitely not my shallow, materialistic mother, who only cares about looks.' Judge: 'I think we all feel that way about our mothers, and we all have legs.'
Judge · Barry Zuckerkorn:Defense attorney at trial: 'Mr. Zuckerkorn, Shrimp-Shooter Night starts in 15 minutes. Is your witness going to appear?' / Zuckerkorn: '"Appear."' / 'Oh, I thought the one on the pier was a Bubba Gump's.'
CJ (bailiff) · Judge · Lucille:The Guilty Guys arrive and the bailiff CJ announces: 'All rise for the Guilty Guys.' / 'CJ, you don't have to...' / 'Okay, great. Now I can't see.'
Guilty Guy lawyer · Judge · George Sr. · Lucille · Michael:Guilty Guys plead 'guilty' for Buster
Judge:Look at that. There is always a guy who wants to know what's going on. It's why I could never go to the movies with my father.
Guilty Guys lawyers · Judge · George Sr.:Guilty Guys sidebar: 'Yeah, we're out. We just can't...' / 'Really?' / 'We can't defend their son. Bye.' / 'Yes! Yes! We did it! They're out.'
Dusty · Lottie · Judge:Dusty's courtroom examination of Gob: 'You and I are friends, don't you think?' / 'Objection. Is this going somewhere?' / 'Yeah, that's what I wanted to find out.'
Dusty · Lottie · Judge:'Hang out, like go to the beach or something?' / 'How does that pertain?' / 'I just want to know if he'll let me see his fort, because...' / 'I'll allow it.' / 'Oh.' / 'I won't allow that.'
Gob · Lottie · Judge:Illusionist. Oh. I'm sorry. Oh, please. Sustained. I'll allow it.
Michael Bluth · Judge:'Permission to interrupt the case.' / 'Could you identify yourself?' / 'You missed it. I killed up there.'
Dusty · Lottie · Judge:'Oh, that'll be great timing, because I've been drinking this free court water.' / 'Does the prosecution have any objections?' / 'I need a break.' / 'Oh, let him go. Oh, he worked through recess.'
Michael Bluth · Judge:'I would like to call Lucille Bluth, the accused mother.' / 'I think you mean "the accused's mother."' / 'Oh, what did I say?'
Lottie · Judge:'The opposing counsel... is confessing.' / 'No further confessions, Your Honor.'