Character Analysis
Police Officer
Played by Hugh Davidson
11 jokes across 5 episodes of Arrested Development
2.4
11
7.1
7.1
Callback
Police Officer delivers 11 scored jokes across 5 episodes of Arrested Development, averaging 7.1 on craft and 7.1 on impact for a career WAR of 2.4. Their comedy leans toward callback. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Police Officer Lines
Child · Tobias · Police Officer:They're the Fantastic Four. / Actually, technically, I'm Rock Monster... / We're The Thing and the Invisible Girl. / You're under arrest.
Police Officer · Michael · George Sr. · Franklin:Is that Mr. Bluth there? / He's got us, Dad. Come on out. / He's talking to you, you idiot. Cover. / I ain't your daddy!
Police Officer · Lucille:Who is this guy? / This guy is my husband.
Police Officer · Michael · Narrator:'On the Next AD': Michael is questioned about Kitty's disappearance. 'She showed her knobs in the steakhouse, sir.' — police using 'knobs' as official terminology
Police Officer:What brings you to at least 500 feet past the entrance of Disneyland?
All Jokes — 11 total
Police Officer · Michael · Narrator:'On the Next AD': Michael is questioned about Kitty's disappearance. 'She showed her knobs in the steakhouse, sir.' — police using 'knobs' as official terminology
Michael Bluth · Police Officer:Police officer grabs the wrong person again — 'Hey, hey. Enough. / Whoa, hey. You might want to have that looked at.'
Michael · Police Officer:Police officer informs Michael his partner is inside Maggie's house with his gun drawn, just as Michael claimed they were 'just waiting to see if Maggie's home.'
Police Officer · Michael · George Sr. · Franklin:Is that Mr. Bluth there? / He's got us, Dad. Come on out. / He's talking to you, you idiot. Cover. / I ain't your daddy!
Police Officer:I'm just messin' with you. Hey, Franklin. How you doin', little man?
Police Officer · Lucille:Who is this guy? / This guy is my husband.
Police Officer · Barry · Michael:Police officer: 'Are those balls? 'Cause the last time we were here, they were balls.' / 'These are not balls.' Michael: 'I wish they were balls.'
Police Officer:What brings you to at least 500 feet past the entrance of Disneyland?
Child · Tobias · Police Officer:They're the Fantastic Four. / Actually, technically, I'm Rock Monster... / We're The Thing and the Invisible Girl. / You're under arrest.
Tobias · Police Officer:We're not gonna kill him, we're just gonna handcuff him. You can't shoot us 'cause it's not a felony.
Narrator · Police Officer:Cop: 'Well, now I've seen it all.' — as Gob dances with a boom box