Trading Spouses

Dad (O'Dweeds spokesman):O'Dweeds commercial — marijuana brand with no THC, positioned as health-conscious product for responsible parents

Dad (O'Dweeds spokesman) · Baby:Father blows smoke shotgun-style directly into the face of his infant baby, saying 'Shotgun, little buddy!'

Mom (O'Dweeds):Wife watches the baby getting shotgunned smoke and says 'Oh honey, I think he likes it' — she is completely fine with this

Grandma (O'Dweeds):Grandma: 'This reminds me of when I was a girl and I used to smoke grass with all the negro jazz musicians.'

Dad (O'Dweeds):'Come on, you old bitch' — next line after 'puff puff give', directed at Martha for not passing fast enough

Dad (O'Dweeds):'Come on, you old bitch.'

Rastafarian:Rastafarian man sees the O'Dweeds packaging and says 'I know what you're thinking, but it's O'Dweeds, man' then immediately offers to share what is clearly real weed

Rastafarian:'Wrong bag, man.' followed by tires screeching — the Rastafarian endorser accidentally gave someone real weed and immediately flees

Announcer:'From the makers of the Crack Patch' — final tagline of O'Dweeds commercial

Dave Chappelle:Dave Chappelle stand-up intro: And 1 mix tape bit — describes it as 'the hottest thing you ever seen,' builds anticipation, then cuts to actual And 1 player doing trick moves for the studio audience

Dave Chappelle · And 1 Player:The And 1 'all-sports' tape — player does absurdist trick moves across multiple sports while rap plays, Chappelle reacts with escalating hyperbole ('That's the baddest motherfucker I ever seen in my life!')

Dave Chappelle:Stand-up bit: 'Every time I would do something sweet on the basketball court I would shout out my favorite player' — then he does 'Jordan...' while grunting at the free-throw line

Dave Chappelle · Cop character:'Kobe... you're under arrest.' — cop arresting someone shouts 'Kobe' as if doing something impressive

Dave Chappelle:'Rasheed Wallace.' — a man having a total meltdown/tantrum (inferred: throwing something, screaming)

Dave Chappelle:'Damon Stoudamire.' — invoked in a drug-related context (Stoudamire was caught at an airport with marijuana wrapped in aluminum foil)

Dave Chappelle:'More effort, huh? Sprewell...' — employee being told to show more effort at work responds by invoking Latrell Sprewell (who choked his coach)

Dave Chappelle:'Paul Pierce... Oh, ah.' — Paul Pierce stabbed multiple times at a nightclub in 2000; someone gets stabbed and invokes Pierce

Dave Chappelle:'When are you gonna come and claim these kids? Every pro athlete ever.' — child support joke applied to all NBA players

Dave Chappelle:'Wilt Chamberlain.' — invoked in a sexual conquest/multiple partners context (Chamberlain famously claimed 20,000 sexual partners)

Dave Chappelle:'Dennis Rodman. Oh, hell, no.' — Rodman's cross-dressing/wedding dress persona invoked, someone reacting in horror to a visual

Dave Chappelle:'OJ...' — final entry in the athlete bit; context implies someone finding a murdered body or bloody scene

Dave Chappelle:People magazine called Chappelle's Show 'sub-sophomoric and immature' — Chappelle dedicates the next piece to the writer of that article

Dave Chappelle · Performer:Extended fart symphony — what appears to be a full orchestral/piano performance dedicated to People magazine critic, consisting entirely of fart sounds, lasting approximately 70 seconds

Dave Chappelle:Dave slowly and solemnly intones 'Di-ar-rhe-a'

Trading Spouses Host:Trading Spouses host introduces the show: 'for the first time on our show, we're going interracial' — treating interracial spouse-swapping as a milestone programming achievement

Leonard Washington:'Anybody try and touch your mother, punch him in his dick.' — Black dad's goodbye advice to his son before leaving with a white family

White Dad (Todd) · T-Mart:White dad offers to be called 'daddy' by Leonard's son T-Mart; T-Mart responds 'Is it okay if I call you Mr. Deez?' leading to 'Deez nuts!'

Leonard Washington · Todd's Son (Mop Top):Leonard arrives at white family's house, immediately asks to be called 'daddy', then tells the white kid to take his bag and threatens to 'beat you in your ass' if he goes through it

Leonard Washington · Todd's Wife (Sharon):Leonard tells Todd's wife 'I don't smell no dinner cooking. Run on, make some grits.' — treating the white housewife as his domestic servant

Todd · Leonard Washington:Todd cheerfully shows Leonard 'cauliflower, corned beef hash, and parsnips' for dinner; Leonard responds 'What the fuck is a parsnip?'

Sharon · Leonard Washington:Sharon tells Leonard that Todd usually does the dishes after dinner; Leonard responds 'Well, just so you know, his ass will be back April 13th'

Leonard Washington · Todd's Daughter (Mop Top Jr.):Leonard tells Todd's daughter to wash her ass and then watch Martin Lawrence — as a homework/bedtime routine

Leonard Washington · Todd's Daughter:Todd's daughter offers to light Leonard's cigarette and checks his tone; Leonard responds 'get your inside voice on before I put your ass outside'

Leonard Washington:Reaction shot/talking head: Leonard says 'Racial profiling?' — apparently having been pulled over or stopped

Sharron:Cut to Sharron in Todd's house complaining about 'racial profiling'

Todd:Todd in the Black neighborhood reacts with complete bewilderment: 'Who the fuck is Renee Zellwedger?'

Todd · T-Mart:Todd disciplines T-Mart with a 15-minute time-out. T-Mart grins: 'Time-out is sweet! Halle Berry, here I come.'

Todd's Son (Mop Top) · Leonard Washington:White kid (Mop Top) is blasting 50 Cent, tells Leonard 'I'm from the streets, man. G-g-g-g-g-g-G-Unit.' — white suburban kid trying to be hard

Leonard Washington:Leonard responds to G-Unit attempt: 'Get-get-get-get yo' ass in the car, go on!' — mimicking the 50 Cent stutter to command the kid

Leonard Washington · Todd's Son (Mop Top):Leonard drops Mop Top off in what he calls 'the hood' and tells him to 'say hello to your people' and that 'Leonard Washington is glad he made it out' — treating a random neighborhood like a prison he escaped from

Leonard Washington:Leonard drops Mop Top off in 'the hood' and tells him: 'Tell 'em when you see 'em that Leonard Washington is glad he made it out.'

Leonard Washington:'And if you need money, sell rocks, I heard that's what they do around here.'

Leonard Washington:Leonard reacts to Sharon's white-people sex toy/vibrator: 'Damn, bitch, what's this, a light saber or something?'

Todd · Sharron:Todd and Sharron's bedroom scene: Todd immediately says 'Yes, I would like that very much' to sex.

Todd · Sharron:Sex scene: Todd asks to 'have sex' with Sharron very formally; she consents; he asks if he can turn off the R&B music; 'I kinda wanna hear you breathing.'

Todd:Todd: 'Actually, I'd feel more comfortable if I just pulled my penis through this hole.' — produces what appears to be underwear with a strategically cut hole

Leonard Washington · Sharron:Sharron tells Leonard she 'doesn't go south of the border'; Leonard: 'That's just one thing that Leonard Washington don't do.' — refuses oral sex on a white woman

Todd's Wife · Leonard Washington:Todd's wife: 'But Leonard, it's okay, I'm waxed.' Leonard: 'Damn! Now I done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth.'

Leonard Washington:Sharron reveals she is 'waxed' completely; Leonard: 'I done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth.'

Leonard Washington:Leonard: 'I smell your light saber.' — callbacks the earlier vibrator joke in a new sexual context

Todd's Wife:Todd's wife confirms it and turns it on — buzzing sound

Sharon · Leonard Washington · Therapist:Therapy scene: Sharon complains Leonard uses profanity around Jeffrey, doesn't share, no reciprocity. Therapist asks Leonard how he feels. Leonard: 'Bitch, I'll never forgive you for this.'

Leonard Washington:Leonard to wife: 'Go on, get in the car, warm it up.' — mid-therapy session

Leonard Washington:Leonard: 'I ain't crazy, I don't need no psychiatrist. And if you ever tell anybody I've been in here, I'll fuckin' kill ya.'

Leonard Washington · Therapist:Therapist: 'It's confidential here, I won't tell anyone.' Leonard: 'Well then, confidentially, I am crazy, and I'll fuckin' kill ya.'

Todd:Todd's closing testimonial: 'For the first time in my life... I tasted brown sugar, and not in my oatmeal.'

Leonard Washington:Leonard's closing testimonial: 'We all pretty much do the same things in life. Raise our kids, make love from time to time, and wash.'

Leonard Washington:Leonard's extended washcloth speech: 'White people don't use washcloths. They have one bar of soap in the house. Every time I used it, somebody else's pubic hair was in it.'

Leonard Washington:Leonard continues: 'Why your ass got to put the raw bar of soap in your butt and all this? Maybe I need to wash my face or my feet.'

Sharron:Sharron's testimonial: 'In a different world, I could see myself with Todd. Although the penis-through-the-hole thing was kind of weird. And I am missing some of my draw's.'

Leonard Washington:Post-testimonial visual gag: What appears to be Leonard finding or handling bras/underwear ('Titty residue... Hello... hello?')

Man · Woman:Post-credits bit: Woman tells man 'I don't think this is gonna work. You're so much older than I am.' Ages: 35 and 27. Man: 'Damn!'