Dave introduces skits that were too crazy to make the cut, including footage of a trip to the Nelson Mandela bootcamp for teenagers. Dave also imagines what it would be like if the whole world was gay. Also featuring musical guests Kanye West and Mos Def.
WAR
101.8
Wins Above Replacement
“The Wayne Brady Show” ranks #3 of 27 Chappelle's Show episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 100.0 — Elite. The episode packs 53 scored jokes at 2.8 per minute, averaging 7.8 on craft and 8.0 on impact, with Wayne Brady landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Wayne Brady: Wayne's prostitute comes back with less money than expected. Wayne, barely controlling himself: 'Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?'
Wayne Brady: Wayne Brady suddenly pulls out a gun and pistol-whips a random person on the street, screaming 'RIVERSIDE, MOTHAFUCKA!'
Wayne Brady: I MAKE BRYANT GUMBEL LOOK LIKE MALCOLM X, HUH, MOTHERFUCKER?
Wayne Brady · Dave Chappelle: Wayne drops Dave off. They have a warm goodbye moment: 'Black actors, man. Black actors. All right. All right.' — then Wayne jumps Dave: 'AAAH! I'M WAYNE BRADY, BITCH!'
Wayne Brady: THAT'S 'CAUSE SHE IS NEVER GONNA KNOW ABOUT IT, BITCH.
All Jokes — 53 analyzed
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Lou (executive): YOU'VE ALREADY SHOT ALL OF YOUR SKETCHES. AT THIS POINT IN THE SEASON, YOU'RE REPLACEABLE.
Wayne Brady: The entire premise: Wayne Brady walking out to replace Dave Chappelle on his own show, with a new theme song ('Brady Show, not Dave's show, not no mo')
Wayne Brady: NOTHING MAKES ME HAPPIER THAN TO BE ABLE TO TAKE ANOTHER BLACK ACTOR'S JOB.
Wayne Brady: I'M GONNA GIVE MY FLOWERS TO YOU, SIR — BUT NOT IN THAT WAY, DUDE.
Tyrone Biggums: Tyrone Biggums introduces himself on Fear Factor: 'I HEARD THAT I COULD WIN A LOT OF MONEY AND I GET A PIG-TESTICLE DINNER WITH ALL THE FIXINS.'
Tyrone Biggums: I'M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT ME, JOE ROGAN, THAT YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW. I SMOKE ROCKS.
Tyrone Biggums · Joe Rogan: Tyrone sets a record in the coffin — then refuses to come out because he wants to read his newspaper and take a nap
Tyrone Biggums: COULD YOU DIM THE LIGHTS, PLEASE, JOE ROGAN?
Tyrone Biggums: After Tyrone finally leaves the coffin, he drops a crack rock on the ground — 'CRACK...' — the visual beat of him discovering and retrieving it among the worms
Tyrone Biggums: HEY, JOE ROGAN, IS IT ALMOST LUNCHTIME? 'CAUSE I SMELL SOMEBODY COOKIN'. SMELLS LIKE CAJUN STEAKS WITH CATFISH AND FRIED PEPPERS.
Tyrone Biggums: MY FEET ARE STRONG.
Joe Rogan: The Fear Factor final challenge platter description: three pounds of elk penis in light cream testicle sauce, topped with diced pig bladder, horse hoof dessert
Joe Rogan: Joe Rogan to Rita during the eating challenge: 'Grab that penis. Suck them juices off, suck it!'
Tyrone Biggums: YOU KNOW, JOE ROGAN, THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME I'VE TASTED PENIS. I'VE HAD SEVERAL IN MY LINE OF WORK.
Tyrone Biggums: COCAINE IS A HELL OF A DRUG.
Tyrone Biggums: FEAR IS NEVER A FACTOR, JOE ROGAN. I'M TRYIN' TO GET SOME CRACK ROCKS.
Tyrone Biggums: TYRITA, THIS MONEY'S GONNA CHANGE OUR LIVES FOREVER! / AND GIVE YOU THAT ROCK YOU ALWAYS HAD YOUR EYE ON.
Tyrone Biggums · Tyrita: LOOK, TYRITA. / OH, TYRONE, THIS'LL GET US HIGH FOR... / HOURS, I KNOW. BUT FIRST, MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?
Dave Chappelle · Big Boi: Dave calls Big Boi to hang out; Big Boi reveals he's 'in the operating room, getting back surgery'
Big Boi: BIG BOI: 'I'M SUPPOSED TO BE HOOKIN' UP WITH DON CORNELIUS TOMORROW. WE PLAYIN' TENNIS, MAN... WE PLAYIN' ON THE MOON, BITCH. PEACE, DON'T CALL ME NO MORE.'
Dave Chappelle · Dave's son · Nick Cannon: Dave finds his son hanging out with Nick Cannon; son says 'Nick Cannon is hilarious, so I'm done with you, Dad'
Dave Chappelle: Dave desperately recites 'I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!' and sings the Rick James melody to remind his son who he is
Nick Cannon: NICK CANNON: 'UNDERSTAND, MAN, YOU DONE FELL OFF. SHOULDN'TA GAVE UP YOUR SHOW, DAWG.'
Nick Cannon: DAVE'S SON: 'STILL GOT CHUCK E. CHEESE'S, HUH, LITTLE MAN?'
Dave Chappelle · Wayne Brady: Wayne Brady reveals it really IS his show; when Dave asks 'can I do this?' Wayne says yes — Dave immediately strips his shirt off and the crowd goes wild
Producers · Unknown third voice: The producers/executives praising Wayne Brady in superlatives — 'HE'S BETTER LOOKIN', AGREED. HANDSOME GUY. AND CHARMING. AND THE OTHER THING, COOPERATIVE.' — while a THIRD, non-show voice talks over them ('the shock is really your body's way of cushioning your mind against the whole horrid experience')
Dave Chappelle: THE WAY YOU DO IT AIN'T LIKE THE WAY I DO IT. YOU GOT YO' THING, I GOT MY THING.
Wayne Brady: Wayne Brady suddenly pulls out a gun and pistol-whips a random person on the street, screaming 'RIVERSIDE, MOTHAFUCKA!'
Dave Chappelle: GODDAMN, MAN, YOU GOT A DAYTIME EMMY, NIGGA. YOU AIN'T SUPPOSED TO BE DOIN' SHIT LIKE THIS.
Wayne Brady: DAVE, YOU MAKIN' ME NERVOUS. YOU'RE MAKIN' ME THINK THAT YOU GONNA SNITCH. NOW, YOU'RE NOT GONNA SNITCH, RIGHT?
Wayne Brady · Dave Chappelle: HEY, DADDY. / HOES, DAVE. DAVE, HOES. / GOOD EVENING, BITCHES.
Wayne Brady: IS WAYNE BRADY GONNA HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH?
Wayne Brady: Wayne's prostitute comes back with less money than expected. Wayne, barely controlling himself: 'Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?'
Wayne Brady · Prostitute · Dave Chappelle: YOU BETTER THANK DAVE CHAPPELLE. / THANK YOU, DAVE, AND I LIKE YOUR SHOW. / RUN, BITCH, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
Wayne Brady: THIS IS NOT AN OPTION, NIGGA. IF YOU DO NOT SMOKE THIS, WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
Wayne Brady: Wayne: 'Ain't no damn after-school special. Smoke it.'
Wayne Brady Deadpan/Understatement Irony/Sarcasm ★ Rewatch Wayne Brady · Dave Chappelle: DAVE, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU LIKED TO GET WET. / WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'WET'? / YEAH, BROTHER, THAT'S P.C.P., ANGEL DUST, SHERMAN HEMSLEY, 'LOVE BOAT'...
Dave Chappelle (now PCP-hallucinating) · Ashy Larry: ASHY LARRY... WHITE PEOPLE LOVE WAYNE BRADY BECAUSE HE MAKES BRYANT GUMBEL LOOK LIKE MALCOLM 'X'.
Dave Chappelle · Wayne Brady: Dave is clearly hallucinating on PCP while being driven by Wayne Brady — the reaction beat of his visible confusion vs. Wayne's calm driving
Wayne Brady · Police Officer: A cop pulls them over and immediately recognizes Wayne Brady; the cop is starstruck and asks for his mother-in-law
Wayne Brady: Wayne Brady serenades the police officer with a medley ('SAY A LITTLE PRAYER FOR YOU... I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU') to get out of any trouble
Wayne Brady: THAT'S 'CAUSE SHE IS NEVER GONNA KNOW ABOUT IT, BITCH.
Dave Chappelle · Wayne Brady: WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT THE FUCK, MAN!! / IT'S NOT MY THING, MAN, IT'S NOT MY THING. I'M SORRY. WELL, ACTUALLY, I'M NOT SORRY. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
Wayne Brady: GIVE ME YOUR SANDWICH. / I SAID, GIVE ME YOUR DAMN SANDWICH.
Wayne Brady · Dave Chappelle: Wayne offers Dave a sandwich. Dave: 'I just wanna go home.' Wayne: 'Eat your sandwich, Dave.'
Wayne Brady: I MAKE BRYANT GUMBEL LOOK LIKE MALCOLM X, HUH, MOTHERFUCKER?
Wayne Brady · Dave Chappelle: Wayne drops Dave off. They have a warm goodbye moment: 'Black actors, man. Black actors. All right. All right.' — then Wayne jumps Dave: 'AAAH! I'M WAYNE BRADY, BITCH!'
Dave Chappelle: IT WAS MOONEY!
Dave Chappelle: Dave's final fourth-wall break: 'It was Mooney!' — blaming Paul Mooney for the entire night
Dave Chappelle: I'M RICH, BIATCH!
Wayne Brady: Wayne takes over the outro: 'WE'RE GONNA TAKE A QUICK COMMERCIAL BREAK... MORE CHAPPELLE SHOW RIGHT AFTER THIS.' — then immediately: 'AAHH!' and theme song to 'THE GREATEST SHOW.'
Wayne Brady: Wayne Brady outro: explains Paul Mooney's Bryant Gumbel joke inspired the episode; says 'no one calls each other in show business because they're all too arrogant. He calls me.' — describing Chappelle's personal call as exceptional
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