Making da Band

Dave Chappelle:What's poppin', y'all?

P. Diddy:first y'all gotta walk to Queens and get me a sugar cookie

Dylan:Who are the five best rappers of all time? Think about it. Dylan, Dylan... Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan. Because I spit hot fire.

P. Diddy:It's a good-ass sugar cookie

P. Diddy:I'm gonna take a nap

P. Diddy:walk through northern New Jersey, get me a set of left-handed golf clubs. I also need you to take a picture with a midget, holdin' these balloons

P. Diddy:I'm goin' scuba diving with Chris Tucker and Aquaman

P. Diddy:walk uptown to the Bronx and get breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant

P. Diddy:I only drink the finest breast milks

Dylan:It's 100% Cambodian, yo. It's the real shit.

Dylan:Bumbaclaat bumbaclaat bumba bumba bumbaclaat a rump un tomp a rump un ting...

Dylan:you tryin' to get some of this hot fire?

Wyclef Jean:If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd just stay home all day, watch 'Scarface' 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all fuckin' day

Wyclef Jean:Then I'd dress up like a clown and surprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait, 'til somebody sat in it, hear it squish

Wyclef Jean:You just gonna comb your hair, playboy?

Wyclef Jean:Babs, you just gonna sit there and chop onions right now? Good time to chop onions?

Wyclef Jean:you just gonna do your taxes, Ness? You just gonna sit there and crunch numbers? Huh, is that hot? Is that what's goin' on in the streets right now, your taxes?

P. Diddy:The good news is that I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance

P. Diddy:Fonzworth! Bring me a sandwich!

Dave Chappelle:Drinkin' beer brings the animal out in somebody

Bar patron:I bought that bitch a drink! I don't play that!

Bar patron:Only reason I'm cryin' is 'cause of the adrenaline

Billy:Oh, nigga, that's a dude! Shut the fuck up, Dave. I am drunk, and I am horny

Billy:A mouth's a mouth, man

Narrator:When it's dudes' night out, it's got to be Schlipp's

Robert:It's... it's a dagger!

Bobble:People use it to inject a drug called heroin directly into their bloodstream. Why? Probably because you get higher that way than sniffing it

Bobble:Some people just like to party and can quit whenever they want. Like me

Bobble:Dah! Ohhh... eeeeyaahhh... uhh

Bobble:and then he takes drugs to keep his cock erect

Bobble:It feels like I have a million teeny tiny kitty cats rubbing my balls, as I skeet skeet skeet all over the walls!

Bobble:I'm going to the emergency room. Bye-bye, kids

Stinky:Besides livin' in a trash can and havin' a syringe lodged in my fuckin' head, nothin', I guess

Stinky:That's the gayest shit I ever heard

Stinky:tells you 'bout work and you want to be him but when's the last time you got to see him?

Stinky:I beat my dick like it owes me money

Stinky:I'm gonna go and make me a nice feces sandwich

Dangle:From fuckin'. I got so much puppet ass, it could be from anywhere!

STD character:This nigga's a freak

Drug dealer:I been dealin' here for five months, and he ain't hit the pipe in front of me yet! So what you sayin'? I'm sayin', I think you 5-0

Tyrone Biggums:I can feel it! Have to show this nigga I ain't no motherfuckin' police... I'm a take you on a ride, Tyrone

Man · Dangle:How'd you get it? From fuckin'