True Hollywood Stories: Prince

Dave Chappelle:You see, I am dizzle.

Dave Chappelle:I gotta get in on this 'being white' thing.

Charles (white collar criminal):Snugglebunny! (screaming)

Police:Police burst in with excessive force, shooting the dog

Drug dealer:Nigga, I said stop calling here, all right? I'm baggin' up the coke up as fast as I can!

Drug dealer:I've got some trim coming at 12:00

Drug dealer · Detective:One love. Uh, yeah... I love you, too.

Charles:Would you do me a favor and not smoke, I'm allergic.

Charles:Somebody take a piss in here? It was me! I peed...

Drug dealer:I would like to complement you, gentlemen on a very classy baller-ass spread with cheeses that I've never even seen before.

Drug dealer:I got caught up with some poonany.

Drug dealer:Oh, I know, man, on Thanksgiving I be passing turkeys out like 'Nino Brown,' baby.

Drug dealer:When I get out, can I still traffic rocks to the community?

Drug dealer:Heh, heh, heh... jail's the shit!

Detective:Then his wife threw her titties in my hand. It was weird, your honor.

Judge:You're an animal. A filthy, big-lipped beast!

Judge:Plenty of time to lift weights and convert to Islam.

Drug dealer:Um, no, but I can tell you that I plead the fizzith.

Drug dealer:There... are... I said there are so many amendments in the Constitution of the United States of America I can only choose one

Drug dealer:One, two, three, four... fifth! Anything you say... fifth!

Tyrone Biggums:Sometimes, the endless pursuit of crack leaves me tired and depleted.

Tyrone Biggums:But now cocaine comes in a delicious shake! 'Red Balls!' It gives me wings!

Tyrone Biggums:My baby! I left my baby in the car!

Tyrone Biggums:FYI, people still do steal radios, hon. How do you think I got this suit?

Tyrone Biggums:Might I have a Red Balls, please?

Tyrone Biggums:Might I have a Red Balls, please?

Tyrone Biggums:I can get some money for this.

Negrodamus:Yes, Arsenio Hall will get another show. It will be called, 'Good Morning Black America.' It will be shown at noon throughout the country.

Negrodamus:Arnold Schwarzenegger will divorce his wife and marry Shirley Temple Black. And she will be, Mrs. Shirley Temple Black-negger.

Negrodamus:White people love Wayne Brady because he makes... Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X.

Charlie Murphy:If you wearin' baggy shit now and you actin' hard, if you from LA You motherfuckers was wearing some strange shit.

Charlie Murphy:Prince had on, like, a... it was like a zorro-type outfit. It had the ruffles come down the front. He had the big perm fluffed out and all that. And the mustache, you know, just drawn on his face. And it looked like something that a figure skater would wear.

Charlie Murphy:Prince had on, like, a... it was like a zorro-type outfit. It had the ruffles come down the front.

Charlie Murphy:I heard mad cats, like, 'yo, Shalamar got this new girl in there. Man, that bitch fine like a motherfucker.' They was talkin' about Mickey Free, okay? Mickey Free is not a girl.

Prince · Eddie Murphy:Hello, Eddie Murphy. Prince, what's up? I'm a big fan of your comedies.

Prince · Eddie Murphy:Hello, Eddie Murphy. Prince, what's up? I'm a big fan of your comedies. Ooh, that's hot, Prince.

Prince:Fruity, get the car. Assemble your crew, I'll be outside.

Prince:This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?

Prince:This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?

Prince:How about you and your friends versus me and The Revolution.

Prince:How about you and your friends versus me and The Revolution.

Charlie Murphy:They still got on the same shit they was wearin' at the club.

Charlie Murphy:The shirts against the blouses.

Charlie Murphy:what are you angry about? I mean, you know where you got that shirt from and it damn sure wasn't the men's department.

Charlie Murphy:He was getting rebounds like Charles Barkley. Snatchin' it down!

Charlie Murphy:This cat could ball, man. He was crossing cats, like ice. Crossed me up. Made my knees slam together.

Prince:Let's run the play, computer blue. Garland picky.

Charlie Murphy:They was kinda settin' these fruity picks, man... you don't really wanna be bent over in front of a cat like that

Prince:Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of lake Minnetonka.

Prince · Charlie Murphy:Good hustle. (slap) Yo, man, I'm not on your team.

Prince · Charlie Murphy:Good hustle. (slap) Yo, man, I'm not on your team.

Prince:Game... blouses.

Charlie Murphy:After it was all over, he took us in the house and served us pancakes.

Prince:Do you guys want some grapes?

Prince:Bitches.

Dave Chappelle:I'm rich, biatch!