Discos and Dragons

Ken:DISCO SUCKS!

Sam:I'm only gonna let girls sign it, 'cause that way, when I have kids, they'll think I was a big stud.

Neal:Never a wild and sexy guy.

Neal:Where do they find time to play sports?

Sam:What's so geeky about us, anyways? We're just guys.

Lindsay:Oh, no! I'd never do that.

Mr. Fleck:These things are gonna kill me. I know I might look cool with a cigarette in my hand, but, remember, it's just a crutch.

Mr. Fleck:This is a graph of their lives. [demonstrates with hand gestures]

Mr. Fleck:That's the pinnacle of their lives.

Mr. Fleck:And yes, Mr. Jock-who-cleaned-me-out, I will have fries with that.

Neal:But that's like a long time from now. We have to put up with this for another 3 years.

Harris:A 16-millimeter print of Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

Harris:I'm so happy, I think I'm gonna cry.

Student:It was hilarious.

Mr. Rosso:You don't think you're the Fonz or something? If a jukebox was broken, think you could hit it and it'd start playing?

Mr. Rosso:Do you like them apples?

Mr. Rosso:DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?

Lindsay/Ms. Kelly:You're quitting?

Lindsay:I'm one lucky girl?

Lindsay:Are the kids in Michigan schools that stupid?

Mr. Rosso:When I was in college, back in the early 1700s

Sam:I heard that's because you could see a girl's boobs in it.

Harris:Wait a minute. He's putting him in A.V. as punishment?

Bill:I bet that Daniel guy is high on drugs, and if we make him angry, he'll freak out and wreck the A.V. room.

Neal:Sam, he gave you a porno. I wouldn't exactly say you have a meaningful relationship with him.

Mr. Fleck:Look what it did for me!

Deadhead Girl:I wish I'd never heard it, just so I could hear it again for the first time.

Ken:When does Alan Funt come boogieing out?

Nick:What's the difference between Zeppelin and disco, really? They both have heavy drums and they have bass.

Ken:No! I don't know that song, thank God. But I can guarantee it sucks.

Ken:Lindsay, can you please start going out with Nick again? I can't take much more of this.

Harold:If I was wearing my vest, all the buttons would pop.

Student:[FAKE COUGHS] Geek!

Teacher:Will somebody please help Mr. DeMille set up the projector?

Deadhead girl:SUDDENLY EVERYBODY GOES RUNNING DOWN TO THE PIT, AND THEY START DANCING IN THE MUD. AND THEN THE SUN COMES OUT, AND THERE'S THIS RAINBOW RIGHT OVER THE STAGE. I STARTED CRYING.

Kim:Why don't you go tell it to the fire alarm?

Sam:You always fall down a well trying to steal stuff.

Nick:I've had a crush on you since the sixth grade. I always sat behind you, even though you were so tall I couldn't see the board.

Daniel:What, you just send your sword into battle for you, and then you stay home?

Sam:You get to pretend to be somebody you can't be in real life.

Neal:You can't possibly be any worse than Bill.

Disco Guy:Even the Stones know it. They're willing to admit it. Why can't you?

Sam:Carlos the Dwarf?

Daniel:A DWARF? I DON'T WANNA BE A DWARF. I WANTED TO BE, LIKE, A NINJA OR A FIGHTER.

Daniel:Yeah, you got a problem with that, Gorthon?

Ken:AND YOU'RE TOO TALL TO BE A GOOD DANCER!

Bill:Does him wanting to play with us again mean that he's turning into a geek... or we're turning into cool guys?

Sam:I'm gonna go for us being cool guys.

Neal:That, and we pin her name and address on her jacket in case she gets lost.

Bill:It didn't cost me a cent.