The One in Vegas (Part 1)

Phoebe, could you get that, please? -Why? Just because you're too lazy to get up off your tushy?

No, it's just that all the people in the world I would want to talk to are right here.

Sucker.

I scratched it on the ATM machine on the corner.

My stunt double. Yeah. He's getting a little too familiar for my tastes.

What was that? -Entertainment Tonight.

Which Richard? -The Richard. Richard Simmons? Oh, my God!

Okay, that actually makes more sense.

That's weird. I dreamed you had lunch with Richard. -Really? -Again, Richard Simmons.

Wow, I owe Rachel 20 bucks. On a totally different bet.

Now you're just my annoying friend Chandler.

We can call it our 'Plane-aversary.'

Do we have to?

Plus, we get to have our own 'Anna-Vegas-ry'! 'Anna-vada-versary!'

I think we should see other people.

You won't ditch me like you did with London. Ditch you? You were pregnant

Art lover.

Was that supposed to be an insult? -I don't know, I'm very tired.

To walk around naked. No, so I can be by myself. Have a little alone time. Naked alone time.

Why does it takes me so long to answer the door?

Las Vegas, 1. London, 0.

Happy Plane-aversary.

How about 'I did forget the present, forgive me' not fake-out?

Simmons. Go with Simmons.

Okay, London, 1. This is gonna be a real horserace.

Check me out. I'm in my kitchen... naked. I'm picking up an orange. I'm naked.

Oh, my God! That's Rachel, naked!

Unless she wants me to be looking at that. She knows I'm home. She knows I can see her. What kind of game is she playing?

The physical act of love.

Oh, wow. I'm sorry. But, Ross, you kicked off your shoes.

For ninety-nine cents I'd eat you.

Love your condoms, my man.

Monica had lunch with Richard. -Dawson?

Now, I'm just letting you know... this is not an invitation to the physical act of love.

But it was a first for the rest of my building.

Hey, lady! I don't care how much you want it, okay? I am not gonna have sex with you in the bathroom!

If I won $5000, I'd join a gym. Build up my upper body... and hit Richard from behind with a stick.

Yeah! Las Vegas! Number one!

My identical hand twin!

You sure you weren't looking at your hands in a mirror?

How much would you pay to see this hand... twice?

Oh, you're so lucky!

And you're Bob Saget.

Dance karate? Yes, it's a deadly... but beautiful sport.

None of you will live with me in my hand-shaped mansion. Except you. You can live in the thumb.

He said he thought I was funny.

Ross, I am a human doodle!

You dirty lurker!

This hand is your hand, This hand is my hand, Oh, wait, that's your hand, No, wait, it's my hand

You roll another hard eight... and we get married here tonight. Shut up!

What time? Maybe we can share a cab.

Sells drugs to kids.

My name is Regina Falangie. I'm a businesswoman in town on business.

If you leave now, I will chop off my hand and give it to you!

Well, hello, Mr. Rachel!