Charlie and Mac's old high school gym teacher is accused of molestation.
WAR
38.5
Wins Above Replacement
“Charlie Got Molested” ranks #61 of 177 It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 80.6 — Elite. The episode packs 37 scored jokes at 1.7 per minute, averaging 7.1 on craft and 7.0 on impact, with Charlie landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Mac: Mac's realization and outrage: 'then why didn't I get blown?'
Mac Character Comedy Absurdist ★ Rewatch Ryan McPoyle: Ryan McPoyle's business plan: 'there's the classic route of priest molestation... but we thought we'd mix it up a bit'
Mac: Mac's confident declaration: 'Holy shit. Charlie got molested.'
Mac Deadpan/Understatement Character Comedy Dennis: Dennis suggesting they tell everyone Charlie got blown by a gym teacher and throw him a surprise party to celebrate
Dennis Dark/Subversive Absurdist Mac: Mac explaining Charlie was too psychotic to molest: 'his face would turn purple and he'd start biting things'
Mac Character Comedy Absurdist All Jokes — 37 analyzed
Show all ↓ Hide ↑ Charlie: Charlie's panicked response to being asked about Coach Murray: 'What? No. Yes, he did. We were in the same class. No. Yeah. Well, no, I didn't like it though.'
Charlie Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Charlie: Charlie suddenly runs away: 'I gotta go!'
Charlie Reaction Beat Cringe/Discomfort Mac: Mac's confident declaration: 'Holy shit. Charlie got molested.'
Mac Deadpan/Understatement Character Comedy Dennis: Dennis suggesting they tell everyone Charlie got blown by a gym teacher and throw him a surprise party to celebrate
Dennis Dark/Subversive Absurdist Mac: Mac's obsession with whether Murray 'blew these guys' and detailed description of the McPoyle twins
Mac Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Mac: Well, if Murray is, like, fondling or touching them, whatever... I get it, all right? But if he's dishing out blow jobs, come on.
Mac Dark/Subversive Absurdist ★ Rewatch Mac: Mac's realization and outrage: 'then why didn't I get blown?'
Mac Character Comedy Absurdist ★ Rewatch Dee · Dennis: Dee and Dennis's horrified reactions: 'You're goin' to hell, dude. Seriously.'
Charlie · Liam McPoyle: I'm not gonna walk in front of you! Go. / Just come in. / No, you go first, and I will follow you.
Dee · Dennis: Dee calling Dennis out for using big words: 'Why are you throwing around big words?' / 'You failed all your classes'
Dennis: Dennis's math logic: 'three-quarters of a major is bigger than a whole minor'
Dennis Absurdist Character Comedy Liam McPoyle: Liam McPoyle's slip about showering: 'We just stepped out of the shower' then claiming he said 'he'
Liam McPoyle · Ryan McPoyle: McPoyles explaining their plan: 'he's a dick, and we hated him. This is our chance for revenge. You want in?'
Ryan McPoyle: Ryan McPoyle's business plan: 'there's the classic route of priest molestation... but we thought we'd mix it up a bit'
Liam McPoyle · Ryan McPoyle: McPoyles' prison threat: 'prison can be a bad place... for someone like you, Charlie. A very bad place.'
Dee: Dee's confession about Dr. Gainer: 'I had sex with him 'cause I wanted to... He was a hot older man'
Dee Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Dee · Mac: You have no room to talk. All the girls you've molested. Whoa, whoa. Don't start throwing that word around like it's meaningless, okay? This is serious.
Dee Mac Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Dee Deadpan/Understatement Character Comedy Coach Murray: Coach Murray's defense: 'I got so much ass back in those days. What the hell did I need that kind of shit for?'
Mac · Coach Murray: You know when you get real tight, like, right up in here in this area here? You know what I mean? Not here. Like right in here. What are you doing?
Mac: So, the assailant doesn't go after the one he finds most attractive... this guy. He goes after the weakest he can find.
Mac Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm ★ Rewatch Callback Mac: Mac explaining Charlie was too psychotic to molest: 'his face would turn purple and he'd start biting things'
Mac Character Comedy Absurdist Mac: Mac on the McPoyles: 'They were prime real estate. I'm sure he went to town on them.'
Mac Dark/Subversive Character Comedy Dennis · Dee: You know how I already know that? 'Cause you keep saying it. I keep saying it because... it is. I'm sorry you're wrong about stuff all the time. I'm sorry that you're sorry all the time.
Uncle Jack: Uncle Jack at the intervention echoing the McPoyles: 'Prison can be a bad place for a guy like that. Very bad place.'
Uncle Jack Callback Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Callback Dennis · Dee · Charlie · family members: The anatomically correct doll reveal and family's reactions
Uncle Jack · Charlie: Okay, Charlie, show us on the doll. Show you what? Where he touched you.
family member · others: Family member suggesting turning the doll over and everyone's uncomfortable agreement
Dee: Dee's revelation: 'my sister screamed and told everyone that I touched her vagina'
Dee Absurdist Cringe/Discomfort Liam McPoyle: I gotta say, my favorite part was at the end there when we were all hugging... and my sister screamed and told everyone that I touched her vagina.
Charlie Deadpan/Understatement Dark/Subversive Liam McPoyle · Ryan McPoyle: McPoyles' math: 'Split it 50-50... How 'bout Charlie?... We could always split it 50-50-50.'
Charlie: Charlie's betrayal: 'Great. I just ratted you out.'
Charlie Deadpan/Understatement Escalation Charlie · Detective: Great. I just ratted you out. / Can I see you two boys for a minute, please?
Dennis: Dennis claiming victory: 'three-quarters of a major... not so bad after all'
Dennis Callback Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Callback Charlie: Charlie's dark conclusion: 'everybody thinks that I've been molested. So, in a way, my life is ruined.'
Charlie Dark/Subversive Character Comedy Coach Murray: Murray's final assessment: 'That little prick's goin' to hell.'
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