Waiting for Big Mo

Charlie struggling to put his toes in five-fingered shoes, can't tell where his pinky is

Charlie:I got five-finger shoes because Dennis yells at me for taking my shoes off in laser tag, and I wanted shoes that were more like bare feet

Dennis:Charlie takes shoes off, doesn't hold gun, plus cheese oozes out of his feet with awful smell

Charlie:I hide cheese in my shoes, okay? But I can't fit cheese in the five-finger shoes.

Charlie:I'm kind of sick and tired of guarding the base. I want to go out there and have some fun.

Charlie:Why do blind people hate skydiving? Because it scares the hell out of their dogs

Dennis:'That's not a riddle'

Charlie:'Yeah, it's a riddle about blind people and their dogs'

Dennis:'That's a joke'

Charlie:'Jokes are funny and that wasn't funny'

Mac and Dee tumbling out of air ducts, fighting and covered in dust

Dee:I spit in your mouth after you jammed me in the tit with your scrawny little elbow

Mac:My elbows are massive and you have no tits!

Dennis:Dennis's complete tone shift praising Dee

Dennis:I'm trying to get that paper, son

Charlie:Why do you treat Mac and Dee so differently?

Dennis:It's simple psychology. I withhold compliments from Mac, which makes him angry and subservient. I shower Dee with compliments, which makes her angry at herself.

Charlie:'It's another riddle'

Charlie:Pew pew pew pew pew!

Charlie:Is a fart a ghost?

Charlie:Yeah. It's the ghost of lunch

Dennis and Charlie reveal they turn Charlie's pack off so the team doesn't lose points when he gets shot

Charlie · Dennis:Charlie discovers the gun sounds are him making 'pew pew' noises, not the gun

Dennis:an amazing decoy

Dennis:adds a monster element that distracts and frightens but entertains the kids

Dennis:You're like Cookie Monster

Dennis:Wait, there's no cookies

Dennis:Kids are scared of you and not really scared of him

Charlie:Charlie happily making laser tag sounds when his pack is turned on for the first time

Charlie:what Big Mo looks like' is a riddle

Charlie:Cantaloupes because if you're holding a pile of cantaloupes, you're not gonna be able to see very much

Charlie:'You telling me you can see through a pile of cantaloupes?'

Mac and Dee went to the 'Fun Zone instead of the Maintenance Zone in the ceiling'

Charlie:That's not a joke, that's a riddle. And don't steal my shit, you stupid bird-faced bitch!

Mac:'Rutherford B. Crazy, of course' when asked about the $100 bill

Dennis:Rutherford B. Crazy started in the laser beam business and never gave up on the fundamentals

Dennis:Dennis's motivational speech about Rutherford's laser beam business

Mac and Charlie:I don't think Rutherford be a real person. That's a cartoon.

Frank:created a diversion by telling one dad another dad said his kid had a 'tight little dumper'

Frank:Frank went to 'Wing Zone' instead of 'war zone' because of the line

Charlie · Frank:Charlie shooting Frank with laser gun when wings arrive, Frank's excited reaction

Dennis:Dennis explaining Charlie will lose his 'little plastic army guys' and 'box of bouncy balls' if they stop winning

Charlie:I eat bouncy balls to 'test them in my stomach to see how they pass'

Dennis:a ghost, like the fart of meals past

Frank:Rutherford B. Crazy's real name was Larry Takashi and he worked with him in the '90s

Larry Takashi threw himself down a wishing well with suicide note saying 'It all meant nothing'

We ain't going anywhere. We're never leaving, you little piece of shit.

Dennis:You thought we'd gone? We ain't going anywhere