The gang goes to Risk E. Rat's, finding it updated with safety and overcautiousness. Dee takes Frank on a scavenger hunt to find risqué jokes hidden throughout the establishment. Mac plays Skee-Ball to win tickets for a prize.
WAR
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Wins Above Replacement
“Risk E. Rat's Pizza and Amusement Center” ranks #125 of 177 It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 75.5 — Great. The episode packs 39 scored jokes at 1.2 per minute, averaging 6.9 on craft and 6.7 on impact, with Mac landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Dennis: This is a sad day for women's rights.
Dennis Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Mac: You got no freedom, which means you got no balls... you're never gonna hate yourself enough to stop being bad and grow some balls.
Mac Character Comedy Escalation ★ Rewatch Dennis: And it's also good for the girls because then they know what they're supposed to look like.
Dennis Character Comedy Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Charlie: They-they took her tits off. They literally sanded 'em off!
Charlie Escalation Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Dennis: We recreate the old Risk E.'s so that these kids can have the same experience that we had when we were younger
Dennis Irony/Sarcasm Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch All Jokes — 39 analyzed
Show all ↓ Hide ↑ Charlie: Like, that's where I became a man and saw my first set of boobies, at Risk E.'s.
Charlie Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Charlie: Justine the Teen Dream. She was one of the robots in the Animatronic No Rules Band.
Charlie Absurdist Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Charlie: That was the fir-first set of boobs I ever saw since my mom's, so...
Charlie Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Mac: Then you learned your lesson, and they'd send you back out to unleash it on the kids.
Mac Dark/Subversive Irony/Sarcasm ★ Rewatch Mac: Well, I agree it's total bullshit that we would have to sign a waiver and also that we could bum-rush you and there's nothing you could do about it.
Mac Character Comedy Escalation Frank drinking water from the fountain like an animal
Frank Visual Gag Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Mac: Where he would smack his kids in the head because they were pieces of shit and then he would bust his brother because he was a lazy drunk.
Mac Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Mac: Yeah, because of their race.
Mac Deadpan/Understatement Irony/Sarcasm Mac: How do I simulate real-world violence with something like that?
Mac Character Comedy Dark/Subversive Mac: To get it out of my system, bozo.
Mac Character Comedy Deadpan/Understatement Employee: Those were discontinued because cigarettes are illegal.
That's what the bone's for! That's what the bone was for!
Mac Dennis Callback Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Callback Dennis: And it's also good for the girls because then they know what they're supposed to look like.
Dennis Character Comedy Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Frank: These balls have no weight to 'em. Back in my day, you could crush a man's skull with one of these.
Frank Character Comedy Escalation ★ Rewatch Frank: You can do whatever the fuck you want.
Frank Character Comedy Escalation Child: 'Cause you're a jerk.
Child Reaction Beat Irony/Sarcasm Frank: They used to put 'em on the waitresses without them knowing it... because then you could cop a feel and they couldn't say anything because if they did, they'd lose their jobs.
Frank Dark/Subversive Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Frank: No, it was the '50s. It was fine.
Frank Character Comedy Deadpan/Understatement Mac: Are they hot, dork? Are you trying to tell me that these sticks of molten cheese that just came out of the deep fryer, they're hot?
Mac Character Comedy Escalation Dapper Duck: Oh, I don't stutter. I have delightful diction.
Mac: You d-d-d-d-d-do-do st-st-st-st-stutter.
Mac Physical/Slapstick Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Mac Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Mac: Well, he's a duck. I wouldn't say that about a human.
Mac Character Comedy Absurdist ★ Rewatch Charlie: Was he supposed to be Black?
Charlie Cringe/Discomfort Observational Charlie: They should have monster voices because we need monster representation.
Charlie Absurdist Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Dennis: This could be science is what you're saying... This is for the good of... future robots, right?
Dennis Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Charlie: They-they took her tits off. They literally sanded 'em off!
Charlie Escalation Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Dennis: This is a sad day for women's rights.
Dennis Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Mac: You are stupid. It's 'cause you're stupid.
Mac Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Mac: You got no freedom, which means you got no balls... you're never gonna hate yourself enough to stop being bad and grow some balls.
Mac Character Comedy Escalation ★ Rewatch Mac: It gets jalapeño business... You got to do it with an accent. It gets 'all-up-in-yo' business.
Mac Wordplay/Pun Cringe/Discomfort Mac: But I got to know who the victim is in order for me to laugh at them.
Mac Character Comedy Meta/Self-Referential ★ Rewatch Dennis: Charlie, there is no bar.
Dennis Setup/Punchline Escalation Did he just say Robbie-pizza.com?
Mac: You cannot call a place a website.
Mac Observational Character Comedy Dennis: We recreate the old Risk E.'s so that these kids can have the same experience that we had when we were younger
Dennis Irony/Sarcasm Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Where's my son?! Where's my son?!
Parent Escalation Visual Gag ★ Rewatch Dennis: They weren't prepared for that amount of fun.
Dennis Irony/Sarcasm Deadpan/Understatement ★ Rewatch Frank: Ah, they won't find me.
Frank Character Comedy Dark/Subversive Callback Top Episodes — It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
