Alex Goes Off The Wagon

Finding a missing cabbie lies somewhere below 'There's a cat in heat disturbing the neighborhood.'

Tony breaking down the wrong apartment door first

You're lucky the elevator opens by itself.

Tony asking people to stand behind each other because his neck hurts

You think maybe you could stand one behind the other? Oh, sure. Oh, thanks.

Alex must be... Dead. No, don't say it... no.

Nardo, it looks like Reiger's gone to the harp farm.

Oh, great, Reiger, you're alive! Thank God!

Oh, good, Nardo, good. Oh, good. Oh, take care of me, Nardo. Oh, good. Oh... Yeah, yeah, Nardo. Yeah, yeah... Take care of me, Nardo. Yeah, Nardo...

I had a found 200 bucks, if you know what I'm talking about.

What are you made of, what're you made of stone?

Reiger, I know a table not five minutes away from here.

Think of how proud you'd be to walk away a second time.

Seven come eleven. Baby needs a new pair of shoes. Come on. Hey, little Joe, ho-ho! Come on, fever, fever.

It's a good thing you got rid of her. She's a bad influence.

Sometimes I think they take advantage of me.

Hey, this beats stealing computer secrets, don't it?

The fat lady wants a hard eight. / Don't apologize for him, just roll a hard eight, big nose.

Reiger, I'm not ashamed to say I love you.

That's what separates the men from the mutants, Louie.

I'd rather go home and lay all this money on my bed and get naked and roll around in it until it sticks to my sweaty body.

I gambled a little while; I, uh, had a few laughs, and I came out about even.

Oh, they're, they're watching a rerun of All in the Family here.

I'll remember it because they're all ages that Frank Sinatra has been.

Accidents will happen.

What, no exchange of pleasantries? Hello, Jim, how you doing? / Hello, Alex. Quite well, thank you. Care for a cracker?

I took the precaution of putting it here so I wouldn't eat your money.

Well, you were only off by one. / How much do you get for that? Nothing! I'm broke. / Well, then that was pretty dumb of you to bet all of your money like that.

Well, you were only off by one. How much do you get... How much do you get for that? Nothing! I'm broke.

Well, then that was pretty dumb of you to bet all of your money like that.

Well, the important thing is we had fun. And we were polite.

Poor, lost souls? Wretched refuse on the dung heap of human greed?

You wouldn't know it to look at me now, but I wasn't always this together.

No walls, just sand as far as the eye could see.

We were down to our last mushroom and both of us wanted it.

I looked up to the sky and I said, 'Look at that star.' And he looked. Who wouldn't?

And it wasn't just because he jumped off the cliff trying to fly.

Welcome to rock bottom.

Hey, Jim, look at that light.

What's the rush? How often do you get to see a light like that?