Its A Wonderful Lie

Will · Carlton:Will talking sweetly to Lisa on phone while being attacked by dog Phoebe, with Carlton screaming in background

Artist:Let me see you caress the syrup with your tongue

Will:Why don't you let me see you caress a Tic Tac with your tongue?

Will:Well, look, why don't you get up out of my character while I'm eating

Hilary · Philip:Hilary explains she's staying because her house is dark with no lights, then reveals the phone doesn't work when told to call electric company

Philip · Geoffrey:Well, I don't know, I suppose when it's finished, you'll dust it.

Carlton:Yes, and I'm going to a Quayle in '96 Tupperware Party

Jazz:You out of the mix, man. You're married

Will · Jazz:Extended bee metaphor sequence about relationships and parties

Jazz:Look at how cute... You are a lucky man

Will:How come we don't never do that in our nighties?

Will:Yeah, they playing against the... uh... The, uh... Uh, the Twins.

Unknown:Hey, Ricky, Lucy let you out?

Will:Last I heard, Jewel was patting you on your head and tossing you a treat

Will:It's all about letting her know who wears the protective cup in the family

Will:Do you have, like, a really fat twin sister?

Will:Ten Tummy Tina?

Tina:Well, but then, two months ago, you were still up

Will:Um... See, what had happened at first was...

Will:...but then a sniper came. And... The coach had got shot

Will:by now I'd have been up in this party in my drawers doing the Tootsie Roll

Will:I'm at Hoochie Phi Hoochie and I ain't having no fun

Will:Miss Nightie-Wearing, Popcorn-Popping, Dancing-To-Janet... Well-At-Least-That's-What-I'm-Going Tell-my-Boyfriend, Little-Party-Freak?

Will:Hush, puppy

Linebacker:Um, we was talking about this movie we had seen. Um, the movie we just came from... it was about a linebacker and a fraternity. You know, and Larry Fishburne played the dean

Ashley:He was a linebacker, Uncle Phil

Philip:If all your friends jumped off... the damn MTV building, would you do it?

Philip:At a fraternity house playing touch football in the bedroom

Philip:So long ago, how could you remember?

Geoffrey:Miss Ashley and I are about the same height... it would be a simple matter of painting my head on her body

Geoffrey:When we find Ashley, she's reimbursing me for gas

Hilary:I'd probably check into the Four Seasons and get a massage

Will:That big vein in his neck looked like an anaconda

Carlton:If you're referring to the size of my endowment, it's almost as large as Hilary's

Will:God, I hope you talking about money

Will:They're like piranha, Ashley. And you're 110 pounds of teenage chum

Ashley:A hundred and eight and I'm not as innocent as I look. All right, I am

Will:The Lord is my shepherd...

Philip:call your sister and tell her she's about to lose her only child

Will:they're actually gonna let Ashley eat tomorrow

Will:And I should be wearing some kind of hat

Will · Lisa:Like, take this jacket you're wearing. What about this jacket? I love it