Beyond Blunderdome

Homer:D'oh! [Screams]

Homer:My children deserve to see me get a free gift

Lisa · Homer:You're faking this to get the gift, aren't you? / But I liked the nice things you said about me

Homer:What ironment?

Bart:Yeah, and it's got a lot of other problems too

Homer:Relax. We're in an electric car.

Homer:See? Everything's fine. / Dolphins! / Oopsie. Hi, girls!

Homer:Salt water seems to be good for it

Electronic Voice:Help. Help. It burns.

Marge · Homer:We didn't? That's odd. Seems like we would have done that right after we left the car place. / I know, but we didn't. / Well, here it is. / So we can open it and find out now. / Perfect.

Marge · Lisa · Marge:Mel Gibson! / Who else is in it? / Who cares? Mel Gibson!

Marge · Homer:Were you or Lenny ever named 'Sexiest Man Alive'? / I'm not certain about Lenny

Marge · Homer:Homer, let's make love. / Uh, uh, okay.

Homer · Marge · Homer:You're thinking about me, right? / Of course, Homie. Aren't you thinking about me? / I will now!

Edward Christian:the dynamic duo, William Milo and Robin Hannah, who green-lighted all of Shaquille O'Neal's movies, including Kazaam

Edward Christian · William and Robin:How's the popcorn, guys? / Needs salt. / [Laughing]

Professor Frink:Will there be any flubber in this movie? / Glavin. / No, I'm afraid not. / Ah, for crying out glavin.

Mel Gibson:John Travolta flew me in his jet. Now I have to help him move next weekend. He deliberately waited till we were in the air to ask me.

William Milo · Robin Hannah:Oh, Robin, you've got to see the director's cut of Booty Call. It's fabulous! / What, even better than the original? 'Cause that was pretty fabulous too.

Homer:At least the Jimmy Stewart version had that giant rabbit who ran the savings and loan.

Marge · Homer:It was nice to see a movie where people solve their problems with words, instead of bullets and chasing. / Oh, you're just saying that because your boyfriend was in it.

Mel Gibson:Listen, I don't want to get spotted by the crowd, so I'm gonna take a leak behind the Dumpster.

Homer · Crowd:[Alarm Ringing] Look! It's Mel Gibson! Hey, everybody, rush over there!

Mel Gibson:Well, I'll be reading yours personally. [Growls]

Homer:Waste my time in front of this stupid- Appreciate it.

Professor Frink:Loved it despite absence of flubber. Glavin.

Homer:Your movie was more boring than church. All you did was yak, yak, yak. You didn't even shoot anybody.

Mel Gibson · John Travolta:Turn the plane around. I want to go to 742 Evergreen Terrace. / But you promised to help me move.

Bart · Homer:Knock his teeth out, Homer. / Listen, Gibson, I'm tired of Hollywood pretty boys like you and Jack Valenti thinking you can have any woman you want.

Homer:You see this? It symbolizes that she's my property, and I own her.

Mel Gibson · Homer:Don't sell your husband short, Mrs. Simpson. / She's always doing that, Mel.

Mel Gibson:I speed all the time, but cops never give me a ticket. If I don't pay my taxes, the IRS pays them for me.

Homer · Mel Gibson:You had me at 'hello.' / I didn't say 'hello.'

Homer · Mel Gibson · Homer:A minivan! Oh, boy, you celebrities sure know how to live. / What is this, Toyota Previa? / Dodge Caravan. / Sweet.

Tour Guide · Tourist:Robert Downey Jr. is shooting it out with the police. / I don't see any cameras.

Homer:[Whispering] Mel's movie really stinks.

Homer · Mel Gibson:Here you need a musical montage where you try on lots of funny hats. It'll let us see your playful side. / No. / Yeah, but- / Just no.

Tour Guide:That's where it used to be.

Tour Guide · Tourists:And on your left, is the notorious spot where Hugh Grant- / Ew! / filmed the movie Nine Months. / Ew!

Mel Gibson · Homer:You want me to replace the villain with a dog? / They will if you set up that the dog is evil. All you have to do is show him doing this- [Hums dramatic theme]

Homer:The country was doing great back then. Everyone was into talking. But now, in whatever year this is, the audience wants action.

Homer:It's the most boring piece of garbage I've ever seen. And it's not easy for me to say that.

Tour Guide:According to the map, this house is owned by the dog from Frasier.

Lisa:According to the map, this house is owned by the dog from Frasier.

Ellen DeGeneres and Anne Heche:We're lesbians!

Mr. Smith/Mel Gibson:Yield this, Senator Payne. [Grunts]

Mr. Smith/Mel Gibson:I move we impose some serious term limits. / I second that motion, with a vengeance!

Mr. Smith/Mel Gibson:All in favor, say 'Die.'

Mr. Smith/Mel Gibson:Happy birthday, Mr. President.

Executive · Homer:You chopped off the president's head. / Bet you didn't see that coming.

Homer:It was symbolism. He was mad!

Homer:Ew! Those movies sucked. I only saw them to get Marge into the sack. P.S. Mission accomplished.

Executive · Mel Gibson:This is worse than Godfather III. / Whoa, whoa. Hey, whoa. Let's not say things we can't take back.

Irene Ryan · Rainier Wolfcastle:You put me down, you big lummox! / Jed! / Shut up, old lady. And stop kicking me there!

Mel Gibson · Homer:I'm getting too old for this crap. / How old are you anyway? / Well, I've been told I can play anywhere from 28 to- / Sorry I asked.

Mel Gibson · Homer:I'm getting too old for this crap. / How old are you anyway? / Well, I've been told I can play anywhere from 28 to- / Sorry I asked.

Homer:Turn that Down Under frown upside down! We're not finished yet!

Homer:No time talk. Need steal car. Must save powerful but controversial movie.

Homer:Movies aren't stupid! They fill us with romance and hatred and revenge fantasies. Lethal Weapon showed us that suicide is funny.

Mel Gibson:That really wasn't my intention.

Homer · Lisa:Before Lethal Weapon 2, I never thought there could be a bomb in my toilet. But now I check every time. / It's true. He does.

Homer · Marge:They're my only escape from the drudgery of work and family. / No offense. / Ah, what the heck.

Marge:Oh, sorry, honey. I used up the last roll on that man I thought was Judge Judy.

Homer:Oh, no! We killed Mel Gibson! / You all saw it. He came at me with a knife, right?

Homer:Oh, no! We killed Mel Gibson! / You all saw it. He came at me with a knife, right?

Homer:I know, but he sells tickets.

Homer:Did Braveheart run away? Did Payback run away?

Homer · Mel Gibson · Homer:Your army mooned the enemy until they could take no more and surrendered. / No, they didn't. They attacked us in a horribly bloody battle. Remember? / Actually, I didn't see it.

Homer · Mel Gibson:It's your plan- from Braveheart. Your army mooned the enemy until they could take no more and surrendered. / No, they didn't. They attacked us in a horribly bloody battle. Remember? / Actually, I didn't see it.

Homer · Homer:There's no room in today's wacky, misty-eyed America for violent dinosaurs like us. / How did the country lose its way, Mel? When did we stop rooting for the man with the flamethrower, or an acid-spraying gun of some kind?

Homer:How about a teen sex romp where you and your buddies are always trying to get some? / No, wait! A ghost who wins the lottery. You could be the ghost or the lottery commissioner.

Homer:Hey, Mel! I fell out!