Blackzilla

Dave Chappelle:Hey, hey! Clippity-clappity, clappity-clap!

Dave Chappelle:I make love to my wife: 'Get off me.' Turn on Playstation.

Dave Chappelle:I just want points, man. My whole life's like Vice City

Dave Chappelle:Sorry, I need this! What are you doing?! (gunshots)

Dave Chappelle:The name's Chappelle.

Dave Chappelle:I was loved and feared at the same time.

Japanese Citizens:Oh, no, he pull his pants down! Ta-daaa.

Japanese Citizens:That's no snake, honey. It's raining it's pouring...

Dave Chappelle · Japanese Citizens:Oh, snap! I thought you was locked up.

Dave Chappelle:I'm from the streets, bitch!

Dave Chappelle:I'll call you sometime or come around or something. I'll be back.

Dave Chappelle:They didn't have the money that I wanted. They won't budge. But they did come up with enough money for me to do a two-minute special.

Dave Chappelle:Y'all ready to hear how I feel about the war? Y'all ready to hear how I feel about Bush? Well, this is how I feel... (buzzer) Thank you very much, good night!

Dave Chappelle:Fuckin' pay me!

Player Hater:I hate on a nigga 'til he's totally broke, and ain't got nothin' like me

Korean character:(heavy Korean accent) Again, I'm hating all them Koreans. (speaking Korean)

Player Hater Host:We hate on a diverse array of mark-ass marks, trick-ass marks, punk bitches and skip-scap skanks and scallywags... ho's, heifers, hee-haws and hula hoops.

Buc Nasty:Man, you oughtta take that cane and beat whoever made that suit to death.

Silky Johnson:What can I say about that suit that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan? It looks bombed out and depleted.

Silky Johnson:Why don't you click your heels together three times and go back to Africa?

Beautiful:It's made out of your mother's pubic hair.

Multiple Players:Little-ass teeth? Nigga got dolphin teeth. Arsenio Hall teeth!

Player Hater:Looks like Malcolm X before he converted to Islam.

Player Hater:That motherfucker pumped my gas in my car on the way over here.

Player Hater:I got a song for you too, bitch. It's called, 'Daughter, Don't Sing'.

Player Hater:She wears underwear with dick holes in 'em.

Audience Member:You look like Bill Cosby on crack!

Ice T:Buc Nasty is nominated for getting his best friend's wife pregnant, then tricking his best friend into raising the little motherfucker.

Ice T:Pit Bull is nominated for calling the police on the drug dealers that moved next door to his house, not because it was the right thing to do, just because he was jealous of all the money they was makin'.

Ice T:Silky Johnson is nominated for calling in a bomb threat to the Special Olympics!

Buc Nasty:Silky mink made out of 100% rat ass!

Silky Johnson:Beautiful on the weekends does stunts for Little Richard in gay movies.

Silky Johnson:First off, I would like to thank God almighty for giving everybody so much and me so little.

Silky Johnson:I hate you, I hate you, I don't even know you, and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and nobody else but you.

Silky Johnson:Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go home and put some water in Buc Nasty's mama's dish.

Dave Chappelle:I'm rich, bi-atch!

Silky Johnson:Silky mama got one big titty and one little titty, and they call that bitch 'biggie smalls'!