The guys buy a gun after the bar's safe is stolen.
WAR
33.7
Wins Above Replacement
“Gun Fever” ranks #144 of 177 It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 73.5 — Solid. The episode packs 51 scored jokes at 1.9 per minute, averaging 6.8 on craft and 6.5 on impact, with Mac landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Charlie: Would you like a Rice Krispie treat?
Charlie Absurdist Misdirection ★ Rewatch Dennis: We'll put it over him.
Dennis Dark/Subversive Visual Gag ★ Rewatch Dennis: If I shot him in the head, he'd be dead.
Dennis Character Comedy Deadpan/Understatement ★ Rewatch Dennis: I don't wanna get blood stains all over the interior of my car.
Dennis Character Comedy Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Charlie Escalation Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch All Jokes — 51 analyzed
Show all ↓ Hide ↑ Mac · Dennis: You're such a dildo, dude. - Thanks, dude.
Dennis: Is that coffee gonna help you forget that elephant you slept with last night?
Dennis Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Dennis: 'Cause I don't know what kind of diseases that girl had.
Dennis Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Mac · Dennis: A B&E? - What does that mean?
Mac: We need to buy a gun.
Mac Escalation Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Police Officer: I think next time you boys ought to get the kind of safe that a relatively small man can't just carry away.
Police Officer: Not really.
Mac: Remember the other day when you were making fun of us for having such a tiny safe?
Charlie: He's like a full-on '80s movie stereotype.
Charlie Observational Character Comedy Charlie: Mac gets a boner every single time he thinks about a gun.
Charlie Character Comedy Observational ★ Rewatch Dee: Actually, it really turns me on.
Dee Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Colin: You've got a poppy seed in your teeth.
Colin Cringe/Discomfort Misdirection Hwang: I cannot wait anymore!
Charlie: Would you like a Rice Krispie treat?
Charlie Absurdist Misdirection ★ Rewatch Charlie: I placed a couple bad investments!
Charlie Character Comedy Absurdist ★ Rewatch Mac Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Dennis: How do you like me now, log?
Dennis Character Comedy Absurdist ★ Rewatch Dennis: I always knew that I'd be good at this stuff.
Dennis Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm ★ Rewatch Mac: Charlie, my boy, you've got the gun fever.
Mac Character Comedy Setup/Punchline ★ Rewatch Colin: once you put your hand around this... you are gonna love it.
Colin Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Dennis: the gun's not here.
Charlie: I just needed it.
Charlie Character Comedy Deadpan/Understatement ★ Rewatch Charlie Character Comedy Visual Gag ★ Rewatch Charlie: Sometimes I can't understand you. You're talking, but I don't understand you.
Charlie Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Mac: We're like the Hardy Boys.
Mac Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm Mac: 'Cause Frank was kind of the leader, and that makes a little more sense...
Mac Character Comedy Escalation Dee · Dennis: I hope Charlie didn't do anything stupid. - Whatever Charlie's doing right now, it's probably pretty stupid.
Mac: Move. Oh, this place is a shit-hole, Charlie. It smells.
Mac Character Comedy Observational Mac: I'll slide the gun meaningfully into the front of my pants...
Mac Character Comedy Physical/Slapstick ★ Rewatch Mac: It goes... Uh, stick it back in...
Mac Physical/Slapstick Visual Gag Dennis: Do you think this guy would be dumb enough to rob the same bar twice?
Mac: We actually keep it in the register instead of the safe.
Mac Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Mac · Dennis: What a cock! - What an idiot! What an idiot! What a total idiot, right?
Colin: Maybe you guys should get a gun.
Colin Irony/Sarcasm ★ Rewatch Mac: Did you just cock back the hammer, bro?
Mac Escalation Character Comedy Mac: Shoot him in his face!
Mac Escalation Dark/Subversive Charlie · Dennis: I'm shot! - Charlie? Oh, my God! - Did you shoot me, Dennis? - Why did you shoot me?
Charlie Escalation Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Dennis: Charlie, I shot you in your head. I am so sorry.
Dennis Deadpan/Understatement Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Dennis: If I shot him in the head, he'd be dead.
Dennis Character Comedy Deadpan/Understatement ★ Rewatch Dennis: I don't wanna get blood stains all over the interior of my car.
Dennis Character Comedy Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Dennis: We'll put it over him.
Dennis Dark/Subversive Visual Gag ★ Rewatch Charlie: You shot me, dude.
Charlie · Dennis: You shot me, dude. - But, Charlie, you were stealing from the bar. It was an honest mistake.
Charlie: I was gonna make it look like all the other robberies going on around town. Then we would collect some insurance money
Charlie Character Comedy Escalation ★ Rewatch Mac: It might be the best idea you've ever had, but...
Mac Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm ★ Rewatch Mac: Tell me we're not getting rid of that gun.
Mac Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Colin Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Top Episodes — It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
