Tammy Two

I swear, I don't have cloven feet.

You've aged horribly. / You... son of a bitch.

Les, there are two kinds of women in this world. There are women who work hard and stress out about doing the right thing and then there are women who are cool.

You could either be a Cleopatra or you could be an Eleanor Roosevelt. / What kind of lunatic would wanna be Cleopatra over Eleanor Roosevelt?

Haven't you ever messed with a man's head just to see what you could get him to do for you? We do it all the time in the library department.

We're no longer government gals.

Ron brought you here to break up with me for him?

Go to the sleaziest motel in town and wrap himself around me like a coiled snake.

I was just checking myself for scoliosis. - And? - Straight as an arrow. Just like somebody else I know.

A lovely, intelligent, self-possessed pediatric surgeon named Wendy. - Sounds like a real whore.

I was just tasting my new boyfriend, Glenn. - Tom.

Ron's got one just like it on his penis.

Why are you hitting yourself, Glenn? Stop hitting yourself.

Oh, and by the way, last night, I faked four out of the seven. - Hmm. So did I.

Two of my lovers in one place. What a coincidence.

May I remind you that you are under oath, and if you lie, I will fire you and have you prosecuted. Nothing. They will definitively prove nothing. You cut me off. I don't have any evidence.

Hello, you gorgeous craftsmen. Wow, look at this room. So much wood, ready to be worked

Oh, I just have a little something I need to get drilled

Shouldn't you be at the library, forcing people to borrow books? Leslie, you and I both know that the library closes at 3:00 p.m. Of course it does

A guy traded me his seat for a peek and a squeeze. That's my boob and my butt, respectively

Oh, my God, I am so turned on right now. What is wrong with you?

Hey, Ron, why don't you get me out of these handcuffs, so I can put you into these handcuffs. Yes, please officer, get her out of those cuffs. I want this to be a fair fight

No, just trolling for some daddy. Sorry, I pronounced that wrong. I'm trolling for some dad-dy.

I will defeat you right into my pants.

I wonder if the carpet is as curly as the drapes.

No, just trolling for some daddy. Sorry, I pronounced that wrong. I'm trolling for some dad-dy.

And I will defeat you right into my pants.

Jammy.

Are you horny with gratitude?

There's a prize inside for you.