Character Analysis
Mr. Pitt
15 jokes across 5 episodes of Seinfeld
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Character Comedy
Best Jokes by Mr. Pitt
I have been accused of wrongdoing, but these false accusations will not deter us. We will annex Poland by the spring at any cost! And our stock will rise high.
I just amended my will to include you as a beneficiary.
That's him. That's the man who gave me the pills in the drugstore. He's no pharmacist.
My father was a stern man. He forbade us to participate in any activities that he thought were associated with the common man. The Thanksgiving Day Parade was first on the list.
Yeah. What is he, some sort of an instigator? That's right. He's a troublemaker.
All Jokes — 15 total
Well, you don't want too much grace, or you won't be able to stand.
There's no elastic. You need to pull too much.
I'm sorry. I must have them today.
For a while, yes, but not in the long run.
I want a decent sock that's comfortable... that will stay on my foot!
Under no circumstances is ink to be used in this office.
I like the name Moland. I picked it out.
I have been accused of wrongdoing, but these false accusations will not deter us. We will annex Poland by the spring at any cost! And our stock will rise high.
Yeah. What is he, some sort of an instigator? That's right. He's a troublemaker.
My father was a stern man. He forbade us to participate in any activities that he thought were associated with the common man. The Thanksgiving Day Parade was first on the list.
'Next Stop, Pottersville.' You are a genius.
Yeah. What is he, some sort of an instigator? That's right. He's a troublemaker.
I just amended my will to include you as a beneficiary.
Yeah, they're great. What about appetite suppressants?
That's him. That's the man who gave me the pills in the drugstore. He's no pharmacist.