Tonys Comeback

Jim, we've been your friends for three years. / Oh, then it's high time we shook hands.

Oh, and they gave you a ring for that? How cute.

I was wondering why I never heard of you.

How come you guys always slap each other on the butt?

They were trying to save his life.

You mean, you'd work out with a washed-up has-been? / No, but I'd work out with you if you'd stop talking like that.

Oh, I can't wait to see this.

But don't ever touch me.

Where were you when I was still fighting? / Why? Weren't you in good shape then? / Oh, yeah. I was rock solid. You should have heard the thud when I hit the canvas.

I don't know what you're getting at here, but I swear, I'm not the least bit attracted to you.

Oh. Phew!

I'm not laughing.

I'm still not laughing.

Do it for the duck.

I'm talking to a fish.

Excuse me. I-I mean mammal.

Boy, I knew you guys were smart.

They can dial!

Know him? I once broke his ribs.

Ah, the ties that bind.

Hey, I ain't spoiling this party. No matter what they tell me, I'm telling you that I got my license back.

I really did get my license back! / Yeah, we know, Tony. / I mean it! / Yeah. / I know what I said, but I mean... / It's okay, Tony. / I really got my license back. / Yeah, sure, Tony.

Hey, if I'm lying, you could punch me right in the face. / He got his license back.

Say hello to Flipper.

Why would you want to be Miss America? / To help mankind throughout the world and to uphold the ideals of the Miss America pageant! / You yutz!

One minute I wanted to work for world peace. The next minute I wanted to stamp out poverty. The next minute I wanted to eat a chocolate chip cookie. This big.

Getting caught up in Family Feud is not a great reason.

I could help you do that.

Not a cheerleader? That's putting it lightly.

Well, I don't count the Capasso fight. That was a bad decision. / He knocked you out. / Oh, I mean the decision to fight him.

No, I mean how, you old bat.

Well, we found him laying behind his favorite bench with a squirrel running back and forth across his face.

Well, uh, if he liked the park so much, why don't you just leave him where he is?

Don't say no to me, Louie. I'm the only one in the family who hasn't put a curse on you.

Thanks for the money, Louie!

Hey, Banta, you make up your mind yet? What's it gonna be, blindfold or cigarette?

Don't worry, Alex. I think that punch took a lot out of him. / Yeah.

The towel won't go. / Lucius! / Not you, him!

What crowd? They hate me. They're here for him. I've never been cheered for in my life.

For the duck! For the duck! For the duck!

For the duck, Tony. For the duck!