Tonys Baby

No, no, no, no, I ran eight miles. He drove alongside in his cab.

Well, the heater was stuck. It was like an oven in there. My body can't take that kind of strain.

It has removed more teeth than trench mouth.

Yeah, 'Gums Banta.'

You mean, with a color photo in Boxing Monthly?

Jim, that's his mouth.

Well, so is Lupus. You don't see him wasting company time.

No matter where we are, it could be the crummiest, sleaziest joint, she fits right in.

Go on! Go on!

You're gonna go see your mother first. Oh, Vicki. No, Tony, I missed my period.

I just go and put on a little perfume.

Gee, I guess nothing's foolproof, huh?

No. You've already done your part.

Yeah, I wanna drive, man. Give me a cab. Sorry, all out.

Has anyone ever noticed how Tony eats? He's got the table manners of a Hun.

but they should serve his food in a trough.

It came from me. I'm right here. You lose!

You're not all here, Jim.

I'd rather talk to this pretzel.

I mean, just because you have $3 million dollars doesn't mean you always have to pay.

The guy sounds like a lush. How's he keep his license?

Oh, but if we use him, we gotta use his monkey.

And, uh, if that was a pep talk, you did just as good as Alex.

That's high tech.

No, and I think I got a loose filling now over here.

No, and I think I got a loose filling now over here.

Well, I guess I'm gonna go double my bet. Is there a phone in here?

If he's got piles, he would've told me.

Well, it's a lousy comparison. I'm the first one to admit that. So what'd you say it for?

Well, you'll probably have more time than that because I usually get lost.

I insist that all my fighters have short introductions. Why? 'Cause I have to write them.

Oh, well, I'm just blowing air. Listen, I'll be managing when I'm 100.

Three, four, five... I see what you mean. He looks better already.

Hey, Leo, you know what's wrong with you? You're a crummy manager!

Tony, Vicki called me 100 times and I forgot to tell you! Go, Tony!

Because it's hard watching the guy you love being force-fed his own nose.

That's the thing in the middle of your face he was trying to push to the back of your head.

That's supposed to be a proposal? In most countries, it is.

we have a split decision!

For a minute, I thought Gentry won. He did, but Tony's a good loser.

Good? He's great!

Hey, Alex, how do you know? How do you know when the woman comes along that you want to love for the rest of your life?

Well, that's a question for a wiser man than I. Hmm, you're right. I'll go see if I can catch up to Leo.