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Carol reveals she wasn't the first person Larry called, exposing his lie

Ellen · Larry Sanders · Carol Burnett:Ellen's surprise appearance to resolve the lie

Ellen:Larry called me Tuesday morning

Carol Burnett:Wednesday

Larry Sanders:Don't do this to me... this is my last night

Larry Sanders:I wish I still had my show so I could have you on

Carol:going out like this as a liar

Carol Burnett:It's not written like some of this stuff

Sean Penn · Larry Sanders:Sean Penn's stewardess script confrontation story

Larry Sanders:Was the script that bad?

Larry Sanders:Who's on the low end?

Sean Penn:He's the most insecure man I've ever met

Sean Penn:He's asking me, 'How was I?' before the director even says cut.

Sean Penn:But he was constantly after her, trying to get in her trailer.

Tim Allen:Hey, close the fucking door!

Tim Allen:I took a shit this morning with more talent

Tim Allen:Fucking celebrity circle jerk

Tim Allen:Jungle 2 Jungle? Underrated.

Hank:Oh, my god. Jerry Seinfeld!

Jerry Seinfeld:This show isn't going to be syndicated. Oh, that's right. That's me.

Jerry Seinfeld:Then you're definitely doing the right thing

Clint Black:They said if I did real well, you'd have me back again

Clint Black · Larry Sanders:The mystery surprise that was forgotten

Larry Sanders:Play the damn song

Beverly:Got another job.

Artie:Oh, great.

Beverly:Tell me.

Artie:It sucks.

Artie:asking 'fucking eggheads' about the Monroe Doctrine

Phil:considering Hank's $300/week job with no benefits

Bruno:Bruno's interruption and angry reaction to being bumped

Bruno:A man singing to a man. How fuckin' sick is that?

Bruno:A man singing to a man. How fuckin' sick is that?

Bruno:There is no 'another time.' The party is over. This is it.

Larry Sanders:Larry's joke about ending up with 'The Ropers' 9 times out of 10

Larry Sanders:I can't get off the stool

Larry Sanders:I hope we beat Leno

Artie:If you had done it that way, we'd probably still be on the air

Larry:And the part about whining about my ass. You're gonna miss that a little bit, aren't you?

Hank Kingsley:Hank's explosive rant about being treated like 'the little fucking dog at the end of the couch'

Hank:Thank you for not letting me say my thank you. I mean, I knew you guys were pieces of shit, but I, you know, I had no idea.

Hank Kingsley:Well, more money than pussy

Hank:One more remark, and I swear, I'll fucking choke you with my hands!

Hank:And you, sir, are not in it, and you, sir, are not in it.

Artie:Oh, that's just a consulting gig, you know. That doesn't count.

Artie:Rosie wants to come back nice this time, so she wants to have me come around one day a week to scare the shit out of her staff.

Larry Sanders:Larry's casual mention of his date with Illeana Douglas

Hank Kingsley:I'm such a prick