Marge Gamer

Principal Skinner:we've had to sell the science department skeleton and replace it with this Halloween costume

Principal Skinner:and your $1,500 deposits will not be refunded

Unknown parent:Ooh, Papa John's!

Homer:Did you know that Hezbollah owns Little Dolly Snack Cakes?

Marge:Fine, I'll log onto Wahoo or Yippy or A-O-K or Pooka-dooka, whatever it's called

Unknown parent:I pay my taxes, I expect my orange drink!

Marge:I never have to look out the window again

Marge:Kids, get in the car! We're going to Pennsylvania!

Homer:And all this time, I thought 'Googling yourself' meant the other thing

Marge · Homer:Everyone can see you! Get inside! / Never! / Just put on a towel! / Why don't I just put on a dress?

Homer:Not naked, I haven't

Lisa:You're like Christopher Columbus. You discovered something millions of people knew about before you

Marge:The only thing that changes is the banner ad

Game terms:Credit card information may be sold to Korean gangsters

Marge:Look at those bazooms. Who designed this character? Probably a man

Marge:Body type: Olive Oyl

Marge:it's like a renaissance fair, but without all the chubby couples

Marge · Game NPC:maybe I should run this by my husband first / Things are more fun if you just answer 'yes'

Marge · Game NPC:Hither me forth on mine arduous quest / Once again, just 'yes'

Bart · Lisa · Marge:We just got up. It's 7:00 a.m. / Actually, it's Saturday / I played a day and a night

Snake:The prison guards think I'm getting my online law degree

Mrs. Krabappel:This game is a great way to meet eligible men who can afford a computer. Or have access to one at the school library

Mrs. Krabappel:It's amazing how you can be a turkey in every reality

Moe:I'm playing this while I'm on the can

Marge · Moe:You're a troll. / What? No. My character's supposed to look like me. Why does everyone keep thinking I'm a troll?!

Unknown player:He once beat me to death with my own life bar

Unknown player:He was a good man. A good, moist man

Marge:My son is an evil knight! The most successful evil knight in all the Earthland Realms! Not bad

Milhouse · Bart:I'm not a lady, it's a spell, a spell you said you'd reverse. / Yeah, yeah, it's on my list

Marge · Milhouse:Why Milhouse, don't you look pretty! / It's a spell! / And thank you

Bart · Marge:How would you like it if I suddenly started going shopping with you? / I'd like that very much

Goblin NPC:In the presence of a lady, a goblin must remove his hat and ears

Bart · Marge:You're making me look bad in front of my minions! / If they think less of you because of me, then they're not really your minions

Marge:Here, let me enchant your pants

Homer:In my day, girls were worried about their boobs

Homer:Love counts for nothing! Business contacts are more important than love!

Homer:I always called it 'human foosball'

Former referee:Being a ref is a thankless job... the parents hate ya... the only upside is the kids share their snack with you

Homer:I got fired from Foot Locker. Kicks just keep getting harder to find...

Homer · Child · Homer:The American flag not good enough for ya? / That was my father. / I'm your father now

Homer:Until I swallowed the whistle

Lisa · Homer:You don't even know the rules! / - Hilarious joke? - Sadly, no

Marge:I was about to go to the Pottery Barn site to get design ideas

Moe:I'm in the tub right now

Homer:I almost saw a goal! But there were so many ads for Spanish cell phones

Helen Lovejoy · Reverend Lovejoy:You are so blind, even Jesus couldn't heal you! / Helen, please. Don't drop the J bomb

Homer:Lisa gets a penalty kick, and every other kid has to pay her a dollar

Cletus:Sir, I have sired a dum-dum, a mush-head, a what's-it, a dog boy, and something with a human face and fish body, what we called Kevin, but my young'uns is not dirty players

Cletus:That's hill-William to you, sir

Cletus:You heard Geraldo

Homer:When I put on these shorts, I'm not your father anymore, and judging by how tight they are, I'm never going to be anyone else's, either

Ronaldo:Another family broken up by Ronaldo

Marge:I thought all the swords and severed heads were kind of gory, so I redecorated using the Hello Kitty expansion pack

Marge:I was killed by my own son

Bart:A game I used to enjoy before you mommed all over it

Homer · Bart:Son, I'll never understand women if I live to be 40. / Big if

Homer · Bart:He, Moe, you give good advice. / Yeah. What have you done with the real Moe?

Documentary narrator:22 years later, this riot is still going on

Documentary narrator:a statue of the Virgin Mary came alive... and beat the holy snot out of everyone

Homer:Now I'm paying for crap like American Masters

Lisa:Those places are pretty terrible

Unknown player · Another player · First player:If you kill me, I'll egg your houses in real life! / It's still worth it / I live in a loft!

Bart:Whatever. I'm gonna go play outside

Marge:Why am I paying $14.95 a month for this?