He Loves To Fly And He Dohs

Bart:I will not wait 20 years to make another movie

Homer:Ooh, I thought that was a lemon drop.

Mr. Burns:Why do I need another penny? I have billions. Still, if I don't take it, that hoodlum over there might.

Homer:Help... me! Help... me! Help... me!

Homer:I guess this is the end. I just wish I'd spent more time at the office.

Mr. Burns:A cookie. No, a car. No, a cookie.

Homer:'Me'? But that's you.

Homer:What a waste of my precious, precious Saturday night.

Bart:Hey, Dad, have fun with your boyfriend.

Homer:I have to be back at work on Monday, and my boss is a total jerk.

Homer:A p-p-p-private jet!

Homer:yeah, but I'm on a plane, idiot.

Mr. Burns:she'll do anything for you. Anything except sex. And I do mean anything.

Homer:I'm aroused... and confused.

Pilot:Air traffic control says we have to spend another three hours on the tarmac.

Homer:Can you sing 'Say You Say Me,' but make it about beer?

Lionel Richie:Hey, you, beer me / Beer me for always / That's the way it should be

Homer:Now make every word 'beer.'

Lionel Richie:Wait, I forgot the words.

Homer:If I leave the plane, I'll be just like everyone else!

Mr. Burns:Now let's enjoy the Miami of Canada-- Chicago!

Improv performer:Billionaire! Nice job-- where do I apply?

Improv performer:Our coffee costs a billion dollars. This is Starbucks. In Siberia.

Homer:Why are you applauding them? We wrote it.

Marge:While you were here, we felt like New York.

Homer:It's the difference between champagne and carbonated pee.

Homer:and all I have to remember it by is that my ears haven't popped.

Marge:Well, I'll make sure that I never yawn again.

Homer:I don't need any shrink, therapist, counselor, motivation all speaker or 'guru.'

Homer:If you're gonna film me, I insist on a body double. Is Uncle Fester still alive?

Homer:I forget what I do.

Homer:D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!

Homer:I'd like you to film it for insurance purposes.

Homer:Oh, what's the point of putting my socks on? I just have to take them off again a week later.

Colby:before you even head out the door in the morning, you're already a loser.

Colby:Never Don't Concentrate.

Homer:I can't hear the song in my head!

Colby:Do you want to get a reaction shot of his butt?

Colby:Here's an important tip: Stop doing that.

Homer:Behold my 217 average and weep.

Homer:I have an aunt who became an uncle. Is it like that?

Homer:Dr. Fredrick J. Waxman, you're a genius!

Colby:Homer, your shoe attitude is bowling people over.

Homer:Bart, I'll need some clean urine. Stat.

Homer:Well, I can see the position of handsomest CEO is already taken.

CEO:If you can write your name so I can read it, you're in.

Homer:Find out if he has a wife! We could double date!

Homer:One small coffee, please. And a dozen of those placemats with the maze on it.

Homer:Somebody's got to do 'em.

Homer:Did my job in a way consistent with what I already told you. Because that's what you do. When you have a job.

Ralph:It's not my fault. The drinking fountain dared me to do it.

Ralph:Look out! If it touches you, you die of suicide!

Homer:Well, explanation-wise, the fact is that... I lied. I didn't get the job.

CEO:You sure know how to repeat the joke I just told ya.

Bart:Brands like 'Miser's Choice' and 'Day-Old Delights'?

Bart:things rich people buy, like Campbell's Soup and Pepsodent.

Homer:We're manufacturing a new pipe diameter, five-eighths inch.

Homer:If I'm gonna tell that woman the truth, I'm going to do it in the one place no one can ever be sad.

Homer:If I'm gonna tell that woman the truth, I'm going to do it in the one place no one can ever be sad

Homer:Yeah, semper fudge!

Pilot:I didn't think I'd be flying today so I was doing heroin.

Homer:I drove a car over a cliff once. How different could it be?

Colby:Duke? That's good. Not Duke. Vanderbilt? A little further south. Don't make me say it.

Colby:You have what made America great: no understanding of the limits of your power, and a complete lack of concern for what anyone thinks of you.

Colby:Because I heard some guy say you couldn't.

Pilot:Mr. Richie, your American Music Awards are weighing us down!