Marge and a group called the "Charity Chicks" pose for a calendar in hopes of raising money for charity, but Marge becomes the talk of the town thanks to her racy poses. Meanwhile, Carl is chosen as the newest supervisor at the nuclear power plant, and hires Homer to be his personal assistant.
WAR
16.9
Wins Above Replacement
“The Devil Wears Nada” ranks #489 of 552 The Simpsons episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 72.1 — Solid. The episode packs 52 scored jokes at 3.7 per minute, averaging 6.3 on craft and 6.3 on impact, with Carl landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Ned: Gosh, what a hunk! I'm not thinking straight. Why did I drink that wine cooler last month?
Ned: I'd put rocks into your pockets and walk you out to sea before that happened
Ned Dark/Subversive Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Marge: Fine, I'll take off one glove
Marge Character Comedy Deadpan/Understatement Carl · French Commissioner: still dead? - Yes, thank you for asking
Ned · Rod · Todd: you're gonna see america's number one dishwashing crew! - I wash! - And I dry! Then I give 'em the squeak test and into the dishwasher they go
All Jokes — 52 analyzed
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Unknown speaker: That's garbage, that's total garbage
Unknown worker: Or that we made a few adjustments to the soda machine
Unknown worker: Here's to us: the unsupervisables
Mr. Burns: much as what formerly was my kidney is now my heart
Mr. Burns: I dub thee king of the morons, also known as supervisor for sector 7-g
Carl: The nitwits are running the goofhouse
Carl Observational Character Comedy Carl: You know, I'd rather save my arm-lifting for tapping gauges or filling out employee evaluations
Carl Deadpan/Understatement Character Comedy Carl: Yes, I have, in ways you're only beginning to suspect
Meeting leader: last year's cake and cookie sale raised $112 to fight childhood obesity
Charity member: We are a good-looking bunch
Marge: Fine, I'll take off one glove
Marge Character Comedy Deadpan/Understatement Marge: Well, it seems real to me
Marge Character Comedy Wordplay/Pun Photographer: Pop goes the Chupacabra
Homer: Well, not anymore. I changed the 'M' to a... to a 'P'
Homer Character Comedy Observational Maggie: When I grow up, I'm gonna drag you around and buy you clothes
Homer: What's all the hubbub-aloo?
Homer Wordplay/Pun Character Comedy Marge: I certainly don't remember doing August
Comic Book Guy: Well, I got the next best thing
Carl: Either you're my assistant or you find a job elsewhere. And in this economy, elsewhere ain't hiring
Carl Observational Character Comedy Carl · Homer: Either you're my assistant or you find a job elsewhere. And in this economy, elsewhere ain't hiring. - Fine, I guess I'm at your beck. - And call. No...!
Marge: the whole congregation has seen my scandinavian regions
Church member: Her shapely gams have finally persuaded me to switch from the julian calendar to the gregorian
Church member: I just heard your pants ain't hiring because your butt won't quit
Homer: His astrologist will show up at the same time as his astronomer
Homer Character Comedy Observational Student: I'd like to watch Bart's mom washing her underwear
Student Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Student: I'd give Bart's mom a general wow
Student Wordplay/Pun Cringe/Discomfort Student: I'll have a quizzical expression for the rest of my life
Student Physical/Slapstick Character Comedy Student: I'd like to get quizzical with Bart's mom
Student Wordplay/Pun Callback Callback Principal Skinner: Let me check my calendar
Principal Skinner: I'm suddenly feeling un-administrative feelings
Homer: Ocean view, obstructed
Homer: 'Lick... Eyes.' I'll try again. 'Spank... Hair'? What the...? 'whisper into ass'?
Homer: This game sucks! Why don't you just roll me?
Carl: That's right, we're going to fission week!
Carl Wordplay/Pun Character Comedy Homer: Actually, those were Carl's shirts
Carl: When I was your age, It was the future, 'cause I'm younger than you
Carl Character Comedy Absurdist Carl: I don't have time for peeling. Squirt 'em in
Carl Character Comedy Observational Ned: I'd put rocks into your pockets and walk you out to sea before that happened
Ned Dark/Subversive Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Ned · Rod · Todd: you're gonna see america's number one dishwashing crew! - I wash! - And I dry! Then I give 'em the squeak test and into the dishwasher they go
Carl · French Commissioner: still dead? - Yes, thank you for asking
Carl · French Commissioner: closed on mondays. You are clearly a man of the world
Carl: My assistant will do a sensual dance for your arousal
Carl Character Comedy Escalation French singers: Le sexy rock and roll, the films of Claude Chabrol, Ooh la la, c'est dommage everybody eat fromage!
Ned: Rod watched a commercial for 'Grey's Anatomy,' Todd took a full day to tell me
Ned Character Comedy Observational Ned: Gosh, what a hunk! I'm not thinking straight. Why did I drink that wine cooler last month?
Homer: She's the first lady of France, Carla Bruni!
Homer Observational Escalation Homer: he'll be all over you like Truffaut on Hitchcock
Homer Observational ★ Rewatch Voice message: Hello, you are getting cozy with Sarkozy
Marge: Ned, you got whipped cream in your mustache. Your perfectly trimmed mustache
Marge Character Comedy Setup/Punchline Homer: My wife? And my worst friend? Could it be?
Marge: Want to kiss them for me?
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