Debrie

DeBrie:I almost never get recognized as the Invisible Girl.

DeBrie · Narrator:You remind me of Billy Crystal... Billy Crystal Meth, a funny drug dealer.

DeBrie:Did you see my StraightBait movie of the same name?

DeBrie:I almost a guy for a hamburger.

DeBrie:No, I was gonna have sex with him. For money.

DeBrie:You're worse than Marky. He couldn't see me, but you can't hear me.

Tobias · DeBrie:How could you do this to me? Or did I do this to you? You to me.

Tobias · DeBrie:Lindsay? - Tobias? - DeBrie? No, you were right the first time.

DeBrie:I've been pretending to be Lindsay the past few months, on account of Marky's face blind.

DeBrie:You should hear him: 'Oh, Lindsay, you've let yourself go.' 'Oh, Lindsay, why'd you stop showering?' 'You're missing some back teeth, there.' Yeah. Just like that.

Lucille · DeBrie:Tobias, and if it isn't... what is it again? - LeTrasha? - Hello, again. Those last few teeth aren't going without a fight, are they?

Lucille · DeBrie:The only acting this one's good at is feigning interest in her drug dealer's hobbies. You do see a lot of aquariums.

DeBrie · Tobias:Oh, God, no. I can't do this. T-This is... No, no, no. ...why I gave this up. DeBRIE: Shy. - No. No, you can. - No. - No, no, no. Shy. - You can't be this critical.

DeBrie · Tobias:I'm under the impression that if you're carried in they put you immediately on the morphine drip? - That's what we've been told before.

DeBrie:DeBrie: 'I just wanted to get out of doing things like Straightbait.'

DeBrie:DeBrie: 'I just couldn't do another group scene, but I love staying at Tent City.'