Character Analysis
Maggie Lizer
Played by Julia Louis-Dreyfus
29 jokes across 4 episodes of Arrested Development
7.1
29
7.3
7.1
Character Comedy
Maggie delivers 29 scored jokes across 4 episodes of Arrested Development, averaging 7.3 on craft and 7.1 on impact for a career WAR of 7.1. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Maggie Lines
Michael · Maggie:I really can't see anybody right now. - Oh, well, I can't see anybody ever. - I'm blind. - I'm wasted.
Maggie · Michael:Uh, well, I have an irreversible case of ocular retinoblastoma. - Hey. I thought we said no more law talk.
Michael · Maggie:Chareth... Cutestory?
Maggie:I think I'm gonna go for... 'I was struck by the Bible and it restored my sight.'
Maggie:I'm Maggie Lizer, as in 'Maggie lies her ass off.' One person laughed at that once, and I don't know why I keep trying it.
All Jokes — 29 total
Maggie:If you're pleading with me to have a drink with you, you can stop begging.
Maggie:I'm Maggie Lizer, as in 'Maggie lies her ass off.' One person laughed at that once, and I don't know why I keep trying it.
Michael · Maggie:Chareth... Cutestory?
Maggie · Michael:How else am I gonna get to work? - You ride a dog to work?
Maggie · Michael:Uh, well, I have an irreversible case of ocular retinoblastoma. - Hey. I thought we said no more law talk.
Michael · Maggie:I really can't see anybody right now. - Oh, well, I can't see anybody ever. - I'm blind. - I'm wasted.
Maggie:So you didn't get a case of 'I just had a one-night stand with a blind girl'-itus?
Maggie:I can smell right through you, Chareth. You're reading.
Maggie:What about you? Don't tell me another pirate is still roaming the high seas.
Maggie:I'm blind, Michael. I'm not stuffed up.
Maggie:I smelled you, baby.
Maggie:Well, you lied to me. Chareth Cutestory?
Maggie:It's like we're making naughty sex even naughtier.
Maggie · Michael:'Be true to thine own self, and to thine own self...' 'Be true.' Yeah. Number seven.
Maggie:'D.' 'B' places fourth. 'A'?
Maggie:Don't worry. You're so ahead.
Maggie:I think I'm gonna go for... 'I was struck by the Bible and it restored my sight.'
Maggie:It's not my belly we have to worry about, Your Honor. It's Loretta's. Being tempted day in and day out by those Skip's Scrambles.
Maggie · Michael:Don't worry. You're not the father, Michael. - [Exhales] - No problem. - Really? - Right. - You sure? I mean, uh- I could be.
Maggie:You can hurl a Bible at the baby.
Maggie:Fine. Let me get Miss Fat Ass outta here and I'll meet you in the car.
Maggie:Of course it is, Michael.
Maggie:Oh, you're so right, Michael. I really can't be trusted. 'Cause I'm fakin' it- not.
Maggie · Narrator:Oh, you're so right, Michael, 'cause I'm fakin' it- - But he was proven wrong. - Not.
Barry · Michael · Maggie:Go get 'em. - He spanked me! - Did you spank her? - No!
Maggie · Barry · Judge:What are you doing? - Okay, so she's fat. - Your Honor, this is an outrage! - Wow. Did I lose this one.
Maggie:So l- Hey, I outsourced it, okay?
Michael · Maggie:When we're together, it is like- - Magic? - I was gonna say 'train wreck.'
Maggie:You have got to be kidding me.